Legendary Rapper. Small Car. Bad Credit.
My family member does accounting at a car dealership in *state name redacted*. Yesterday, she hit me up on BBM saying:
Kin: “Guess who’s at the dealership buying a *small car*?
Me: WHO?
Kin: *legendary rapper name*
Me: LMAO!!! Really???
Kin: He’s too big for that car.
Me: RIGHT!!! LAWD!!!
*1 hour later*
Kin: Girl tell me why *legendary rapper’s* credit score is *less than 600*
Me: AW DAMB! ARE YOU SERIOUS???
Kin: Yeah I saw it while processing the deal
Me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kin: You’s a good mess for the “hahahahahahaha”
Me: OMG this is soooo funny!
Kin: And that was the highest out of all 3 credit bureaus
Me: GAHTDAMB! How did he let that happen???
Kin: He didn’t mention his credit score was *less than 600*
Me: HOT MESS!
Kin: How’s he’s gonna fit in the car?
Me: That’s a REAL question. His big ass squeezing in that small car is not a good look.
Kin: He’s even bigger in person too. His head is ginormous.
*30 mins later*
Kin: He was approved for the car though. I think it’s because of his liquid cash. But his car note will be higher than *big number here* a month.
Me: SMH.
*2 hours later*
Me: Soooo can I blog about this?
Kin: I guess. But you can’t say who it is or his actual score.
Me: Ok. Cool. And once again BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He still gets gigs too so it’s not like he’s not bringing in any more money. I want to go buy this rapper’s old singles and albums on iTunes now. But that doesn’t mean it’s gon help him. Making a lotta money does NOT good credit make. Folks need to pay their bills in these streets. Chile…
And NO I will not give y’all hints on who the rapper is. I already know some folks are about to ask me. LOL. Nosey.
But yeah, iCackled. Hard.
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Imma take a guess that it is Biz Markie. He look like the “big headed and big bodied” yet trying to roll in a Miata type. Plus he looks like his credit ain’t right and is the type to deal on a “cash only” basis.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO @ “roll in a miata” type.
Fake ass ballers….that’s all they are…and our youth has the nerve to look up to these people…SMH….
Right. These fools need some financial literacy in their lives.
He’s making more money than I am (I’m sure), but his credit score is lower than mine!?
Gurl yes. WOMP!
when you said too big for the car and ginormous head I IMMEDIATELY thought of Cee-Lo b/c one of his tweets about the actual size of his head got RT into my TL yesterday.
and then you said he’s still relevant. So, yeah, my guess is Cee-Lo
Gotta be Biz Markie. He’s the only Legendary heavyweight (literally) still left in the game still getting gigs.. Uhmmm, hot mess
Not surprised that a rapper credit score is like that! How many rappers really invested their money or were even making the money people thought they were? I mean even the great Tupac died with not a lot of paper
I’m hella late to this party but nobody thought of Heavy D?? He’s fat with a big head and legendary.