Legendary Rapper. Small Car. Bad Credit.
My family member does accounting at a car dealership in *state name redacted*. Yesterday, she hit me up on BBM saying:
Kin: “Guess who’s at the dealership buying a *small car*?
Kin: *legendary rapper name*
Me: LMAO!!! Really???
Kin: He’s too big for that car.
Me: RIGHT!!! LAWD!!!
*1 hour later*
Kin: Girl tell me why *legendary rapper’s* credit score is *less than 600*
Me: AW DAMB! ARE YOU SERIOUS???
Kin: Yeah I saw it while processing the deal
Kin: You’s a good mess for the “hahahahahahaha”
Me: OMG this is soooo funny!
Kin: And that was the highest out of all 3 credit bureaus
Me: GAHTDAMB! How did he let that happen???
Kin: He didn’t mention his credit score was *less than 600*
Me: HOT MESS!
Kin: How’s he’s gonna fit in the car?
Me: That’s a REAL question. His big ass squeezing in that small car is not a good look.
Kin: He’s even bigger in person too. His head is ginormous.
*30 mins later*
Kin: He was approved for the car though. I think it’s because of his liquid cash. But his car note will be higher than *big number here* a month.
*2 hours later*
Me: Soooo can I blog about this?
Kin: I guess. But you can’t say who it is or his actual score.
Me: Ok. Cool. And once again BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He still gets gigs too so it’s not like he’s not bringing in any more money. I want to go buy this rapper’s old singles and albums on iTunes now. But that doesn’t mean it’s gon help him. Making a lotta money does NOT good credit make. Folks need to pay their bills in these streets. Chile…
And NO I will not give y’all hints on who the rapper is. I already know some folks are about to ask me. LOL. Nosey.
But yeah, iCackled. Hard.