When I first saw Justin Bieber a coupla years back, I thought “Awww what an adorable little girl. she’s so pretty!” And then someone told me that was a boy and I all O____O Oh. Well, he was cute either way. I didn’t take the time to hear him sing though. I’m pretty sure I changed the channel, because more important things were on, like a marathon of “Golden Girls.”
Ennehweighs, I finally heard Justin sing and perform at last year’s MTV Video Music Awards (I think) and I thought he was perfectly… ordinary as an artist. But he was adorabo. BUT I noticed that Justin Bieber has a million fans and like 2 million people who hate him. A LOT. Which is to be understood for celebrities. But Justin is a little boy!
People in Tumblr and Twitter talmbout “F*ck Justin Bieber’s life.” He’s 5 years old!!! Why are y’all so mad at him? That boy ain’t did nothing to nobody but wear a white boy wrap swoop bang style and sing with the voice he talks with, because his balls ain’t dropped so he’s forever at a falsetto. That is ALL he’s done. WHY do folks hate him do much?
Yes, Justin’s voice is a bit annoying. Yes, he looks like Ellen’s little sister. I know his stans are the worst in the world, next to Beyonce’s. Yes, your little son/nephew/godbrother can sing way better than him but hasn’t got his big break. Why does that make Justin the object of your loathing? Praytell.
Did he piss on your lawn and drink your last swig of milk? What has he done to YOU lately? Grown folks talmbout how Justin Bieber should go kill himself. BUT, WHY??? If someone talked to your toddler like that, you wouldn’t e’em appreciate it one bit! Did he steal your identity and mess up your credit score? Why you mad #doe?
I will say, though. The pictures of his PDA with Selena Gomez make me feel like a pedophile. Justin MIGHT have bigger boobs than Selena. They sorta look like a coupla lesbians. But that’s not the bad part. What makes their pictures uncomfortable is that they both look like they still call their private parts “wee wees” and “little purses.” They’re so little! They can’t be making the sex or even looking like they make out. EWWWW!!! Don’t nobody wanna see that. PUT YOUR SHIRT ON, JUSTIN!!!
Oh. Where was I?
But regardless of the heebie jeebies I get when I see those pics, I can’t sit up here and say I hate that little boy. I’m grown #dinnamug. What do I look like hating on a child? If you’re over the age of 21 and actively talmbout how you hate Justin Bieber, you need to reassess some things and think your life over.
I ain’t saying you gotta like him, listen to his music or call them talented but LAWD! He is a child!
That’s all I’ma say on this. Do y’all agree? Have you seen some of the things people said about the Biebs? Did it also make you go O________O?
Let’s talk bout it.
P.S. Here I am tryna do a good deed and Justin Bieber’s “Baby, baby, baby ooooohhhh baby” chorus keeps playing in my head. How do I get punished even when doing something saintly? I just can’t win.