Invisiwig Brows. NO MA’AM!
I was minding my own business when my girl @KindredSmile ambushed my gchats talmbout “Lacefront Eyebrows.” I told her to go away, but she didn’t listen. This fool sent me a link to:
INVISIWIG EYEBROWS! LAWDDDDDD!!!
So folks ain’t e’em going the old-fashioned 2001 route of using rogaine on their brows anymore. People are getting WEAVE BROWS now???
Listen… I don’t have time for this. They aint found the cure to cancer or the reason why Flava Flav looks like walking beef jerky but they go ahead and invent lacefront brows. I’m pretty sure the human race is nearing its peak in evolution. We might be officially regressing cuz this ish here?
“They can be worn in the shower, although prolonged submersion is not recommended. We do not recommend wearing them in the pool, due to the harshness of the pool’s chemicals.”
Oh so if I was feeling froggy and wanted to be bold and wear my lacefront brows in the pool, will the chlorine render them twiggy? Would I be walking and my brows fall off my face? “Smoking on brows in the middle of the barn” steeze. Imagine going swimming with your friend, and her having to take off her brows before taking a dive. She goes in looking like Frida Carlo bout the brows and comes out looking like Whoopi. Chile, NAWL.
Lemme find out cholas gon stop drawing on brows and start putting on invisiwig on their faces. ^___^. This aint what life is bout.
The invisiwig folks talmbout “for the most natural eyebrows ever made.” The most natural brows ever made are the ones you grow. Get the entire hell on!
“Due to the personal nature of this product and the risk of tampering with the glue, this product is not returnable.”
LMAO! The fact that they gotta put that means some degenerate somewhere got them and then went “These don’t work for me. I wanted the Conan O’brien. Not the Mary J Blige.”
Well, I guess this is justifiable for people who’ve lost their hair to chemo or alopecia, or something. The rest of you dustbunnies better not get no lacefront eyebrows!!! BET. THE HELL. NOT!!
How many squirrels had to die for shallow people to have “natural synthetic brows?” Possum fur ass brows. Noah ain’t build an ark with two of each animal (but forgetting the unicorns) for them to use their fur for this. HE AINT! Jesus ain’t go to calvary for us to be rocking hairhats above our eyes.
Folks walking around with lacefront brows. God ain’t make eyebrow pencils for no reason.
And remember this girl?
*deep sigh* The hood is losing.
And is the herringbone chain the necklace of choice for the foolish? IDK. Alls I know is…
Would you get invisiwig eyebrows? And is old girl in the video above your cousin? You can tell us. We’re family here.