Norma Stitz and the World’s Biggest Boobs. 102 ZZZ of Too Much
This woman is apparently in the Guinness Book of World Records for “Largest Natural Breasts” and has held this title for the last 12 years. Her bra size is 102 ZZZ.
*repeats* 102 ZZZs.
According to NecoleBitchie.com…
She started wearing her first bra at age 9 and they have grown extremely larger over the years, however she is proud of her boobies and would never consider a breast reduction.
Chile… how do you not consider a boob reduction when your tits are sleeping on your thighs as a 102 ZZZ??? See what I did there? You see it. That woman’s titties aren’t in a bra, but in a giant slingshot. Her back must be in the shape of a C. Spine curvature ain’t no game but must you conjure it up with those mammaries? That ain’t healthy. At all!
According to Wikipedia, back in 1999 when Norma’s boobs were a 48V, they weighed 28 lbs each. Now that they’re ZZZs, they’re prolly at like 50 lbs each. I’ma need her chest not to weigh the same as a 12 year old.
Gahtdamb! When you gotta use a hammock as your brassiere, you might wanna consider a breast reduction. Even if she ain’t got the money, we can ChipIn or something in her name. I’m saying. I’m concerned for her health and I have a couple questions.
How did they grow to be so ginormous? How does she sleep? Does she gingerly throw them to the right as she lays on the left side of the bed? Does she use them as 2 blankets? How convenient is the southside slippery slide? If she’s on top, does she just move them to their respective sides? Has she ever accidentally hit herself in the face with one of them?
I am curious and concerned. Her shoulders MUST hurt as she carries the weight of the world on her front side. Even Atlas shrugged. Norma might wanna do the same. Cicely Tyson ain’t sew the first bra ever for Eve (after she ate the fruit) for folks to be walking around with satchels for bras. She AINT. I’m over here like O___________o.
I bet one of her nipples is LITERALLY the size of her head. Gaht.DAMB. DAWG. iCan’t e’em deal with that. Talk amongst yourselves.
What do y’all think of Norma Stitz and her world’s biggest boobs? If your boobs grew to be this big, would you get a breast reduction or rent a wheelbarrow to carry them around.