I have owed Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose a sternly-worded letter for a long time. I never got around to doing it because Amber’s “leaked” nekkid pics distracted me. And then on Sunday on the VMAs Red Carpet, they made sure to gross everyone out by literally tonguing each other down. So I had to [...]
I’ma just jump right in and let y’all know there’s a sorority called “Pi Nappa Kappa.” Yes. In real reality, not virtual. At first, I thought the Iota Sweets decided to branch out and start a completely new org. Then I learned that it was actually a Natural Hair sorority. And it exists un-ironically. The people [...]
Many things happened during the 3-hour 2011 MTV VMAs. Many things. Very few of them was interesting. Most of the time I was watching it was spent yelling at the TV like “WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?” I think I knew 49.2% of the people present, which let me know that I may be outgrowing MTV. [...]
Stay tuned for my MTV Video Music Awards live-tweeting party, featuring live-tweeting from the most foolish and ratchet folks on Twitter. This eParty will start at 6pm CST today. So come back here and get epic tweets that’ll make you cackle till you drop. The following people’s tweets will be automatically streamed into the box [...]
I was minding my own business like I like to do (-___-) when this abomination dropped into my Tumblr dashboard. A gigantic, white rat was killed after being speared with a pitchfork at the Marcy Houses in the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn. Jose Rivera, a Housing Authority worker, was clearing a rat hole when three [...]
Just like everyone needs a Sassy Gay Friend, everyone needs the Best Roomy EVER! in their lives. What/who is it? Wells, I’m glad you didn’t asked! Cliffnotes: He’s awesome. A guy from Alabama is moving to San Francisco in a coupla weeks for work, and he needs a place to stay. Naturally, he decided to head [...]
There are certain times when the folks on Twitter make me shake my head vigorously. Anytime it comes to the death of a celebrity, some of the people on Twitter act like complete dummies with no home training or couth. Folks make me pull out my post on the Stages of Celebrity Grief on Twitter [...]
I was on Tumblr when this came across my dashboard and I can’t stop laughing. Like I laughed too hard for life. I even did a HWHIERBRGRNG (Juanita Bynum Holy Ghost Cackle). Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, [...]
The interwebs is just… LOL. I came across this pic and HOLLERED! Cookies baking on a car’s dashboard. I have seen it ALL!!! I wonder why this person resorted to baking cookies on the dashboard of their car. Is the recession that hard that folks can’t afford to fire up the oven for 35 minutes [...]
So last year, I wrote a post talmbout how Spades is not a game. SPADES IS LIFE! That card game is serious business, and unless you’re ready to talk shit, get cussed out and possibly lose valued relationships over it, don’t sit down at that table. YOU AIN’T READY YET!!! Ennehweighs, someone found my post [...]
Some of you may have heard of Evangelist Juanita Bynum. She of the scandal where her husband beat her down in the church parking lot or something wretched like that. AOL Black Voices even wrote a story called “Beat Up From the Feet Up.” And please don’t judge me for laughing at that title. That’s [...]
So sometimes, stuff is published on major outlets that is just sooo jarring and stupid that I am just convinced it was a mistake. Or written for The Onion. This is one of them. Vogue Italia published an article on their site featuring hoop earrings. And instead of calling them just that, they decided to [...]
Ok so y’all know how McDonald’s always has Black folks shucking and jiving in their commercials? Yeah… you know. Like the only way they know how to market to us colored folks is to include someone singing while eating one of their kill you slowly foods. Because you know we can only relate to dancing [...]
