Joke of the Day: iHollered
I was on Tumblr when this came across my dashboard and I can’t stop laughing. Like I laughed too hard for life. I even did a HWHIERBRGRNG (Juanita Bynum Holy Ghost Cackle).
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and because of his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
Someone with the Tumblr name of MyVoluptuousLips replied with:
“So you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.”
SUPER. CALLOUSED. FRAGILE. MYSTIC. HEXED. BY. HALITOSIS.
*howls*
*REAL. DOGGONE. TEARS.*
*slaps knees*
LAWD that was witty. Good times. Some folks are clever as hell!
*looks around at blog readers* *crickets*
Oh. I’m the only one laughing??? Aight then. (-____-)
I’M THE ONLY ONE??? Hmph.
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Why do I come in here?
*hangs head in shame*
Because it is yo’ CRACK!!! lol
iHate that iLuv u… fa real.
No, you are not the only one. I will be that clever some day
that was hilarious! i’m laughing with you!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is TOO funny! I LOVE It! WOW tumblr be giving me life most days!!
iCackled.
No, u r not laughing alone…there r some really clever and witty ppl out there…let’s hope that they’re also using that cleverness/wittiness for good…laugh out loud FUNNY!!
It is hilarious but…. That joke is hella old and she/he didn’t make it up. Google it.
iHollered! That was funny and clever as hell.
iLuv it! you’d have to be smart to get it!
Super Callous fragile mystic hexed by Hali toooo sis
Even though the sound of it is something quite atroooooo cious!
I keep coming here because….
Luvvie says:
August 24, 2011 at 10:12 pm
Because it is yo’ CRACK!!! lol
This is why.
(i’ll be back…)
I’m SO MAD AT YOU!
WHY DID Y’ALL MESS THIS SONG UP FOR ME?!!! LAUGHING HARD ENOUGH TO PRODUCE SNOT.
Ruining all that is Mary Poppins for me…
Lawdy lawdy!! That was too much! Loves it… Now *shhhhh* Back to work. Supervisor is coming…