I was minding my own business like I like to do (-___-) when this abomination dropped into my Tumblr dashboard.
A gigantic, white rat was killed after being speared with a pitchfork at the Marcy Houses in the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn.
Jose Rivera, a Housing Authority worker, was clearing a rat hole when three of the mutants popped out, The New York Daily News reports, but he was only able to nab one. It appears to be almost three feet long, including the tail.
*roll around on the floor*
THE DEVIL IS A LAH!!! What the hell?!? That’s a GAHTDAMB RAT?!?
“THAT IS A TODDLER IN A RAT COSTUME LOOKING FOR TRICKA TREAT CANDY. Or somebody took out chuck e. cheese and dumped his body in the Projects.” – Brokey McPoverty
HOW THE HELL IS A RAT THREE FEET LONG?!? This is why I can’t live in New York. That city is fabulous but LAWD. NO MA’AM! If your rats can be taken for a walk on a leash, your city needs an exorcism. New York needs holy water rain. THIS AINT RIGHT!
AND to add to it, they only killed one of the three dog rats because the others ran away. Two BIG ASS PANDA RATS are still running around those projects. AT LEAST TWO!!! jhasfbkwbwkfwnfwnknf #JuanitaBynumHolyGhost
Then I read an article by NY Daily News and they shed light on these mutant rats. By shed light, I mean scared the shit outta me even more about their thuggishness.
Apparently, they’re called Gambian pouched rats, and can grow to be over three feet long and four pounds. I’d ask how they got here for Gambia but I’d like not to seem like a complete dummy.
Oh. AND they’re “fairly common pet rats.”
*SCREECH* Stop the presses!
You mean to tell me that these rodent dogs are actually PETS?!? Someone lonely keeps this in their house and feeds it??? I betchu this person is also a hoarder. And drinks paint. Mofos don’t wanna have hamster pets. Or even cute little puppies. FOLKS WANNA HARBOR RATS!!! Giant ones, at that.
That’s it, New York. Y’all need to talk to your people. Are they bored? This don’t make no sense. And I don’t have time.
And to make matters worse, the giant rats scare the cats of the housing projects. DAMB. So Tom is now scared of giant Jerry. The natural order is ALL messed up. The world is topsy turvy. One of the people who lives at the housing complex where they found this said:
“They’re here day and night. We don’t dodge bullets. We dodge rats.They’re so big, they should charge them rent.”
Well damb. iCan’t. Either way. If I lived in them projects, I’d pack up my dereon duffle and get the hell outta dodge. I ain’t co-habitating with panda rats. Iunno where I’d go but ummm… NAWL.
I’m pretty sure I’d pass clean out if I came across one of these.
What did y’all do when you first saw this pic? What would you do if you saw it in person?
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