Guess Who’s Coming to Patti’s Dinner? I. AM. SLAYED.
This video. Just watch it. I AM HOLLERING!!!
Patti LaBelle, Aretha Franklin, Maya Angelou, Whitney Houston, Diana Ross, Mariah Carey, Chaka Khan, Beyonce, Rihanna, Ton Braxton. They need to end up in the same room like this. I’d pay to see it. lol
Gems such as this are the reason I am CRYING laughing!
Patti to Aretha: “Just because I have on a watch, don’t assume I have time for your bullsh!t”
Chaka to Diana: “Bitch, my mop is iconic! Look at you, Yaki Queen!”
Aretha to Patti: “Patti, you know we have beef, so let’s eat!”
Patti: “Aretha, ease on down the road with your Nipsey Russell looking ass”
Aretha to Patti: “Rupaul got jokes, I see. I’ma give you your props though. You look like you graduated from the Hogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Wiggatry.”
Patti: “I’m RuPaul but you look like you swallowed Eve AND Adam’s Apple. You’re built like a Decepticon!” OOP!
This WHOLE exchange had me howling like a wolf at a full moon. Chile…
And the question marks on Blu Cantrell??? ALL of the shade!
Patti: “The only way we’ll hear a Blu Cantrell album dropping is if I lose my grip on the top floor.”
But can we take a minute to talk about Maya’s voice and poem? Especially when Aretha shaded her and Maya kicked off a NEW poem with “Bitch better shut her mouth by the time I count to three. If she doesn’t, I will stick this knife into thee.”
I. AM. SLAYED.
And Rihanna’s accent. And Beyonce tryna whoop her ass with a coconut. LMAO!
Maya as Mama Odie #doe. I almost lost it. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Whitney: “I know why the caged bird sings. Because it wants to outdo me. But it won’t. It won’t! Cuz I’m a phenomenal woman. THAT’S MEEEEEEEE!!!”
Have y’all seen this?!? Did it give you everything?!?
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I saw this a little while ago, and I screamed through the entire thing. This is the best thing EVER! LMAO!!
It is indeed EVERYTHING
Tamar: “I told y’all we won’t getting in dot com”
I love love love that whole youtube channel!
LMAO!!! I’m clearly subscribing asaptually
they put… a picture of Maya Angelou… next to Mama Odie.
and Nippy “the Voice” Houston said “oh na na what’s your name? i dunno.”
*lays burdens down* *steals away to Jesus*
RIGHT!!! That part had me besides myself. *faints*
YAAAAAAAS! *sings in slave voice* “Swing looooooow, sweet chariot!” I roared laughing when I say watched this video and this comment was the icing on the cake. LMAO!
I hollered when she said, “Hakuna matata bitch.”
“Mariah, who brought your ass out the maternity ward hmmm?”
I will not be able to go to work tomorrow because my cackle is broken. That was the funniest thing I’ve seen/read/heard today.
OMG I DIED at Maya Angelou! Bitch betta shut her mouth….LMAO
Ooohh weee….I can’t breath! Lordhavemercy!
This is my favorite thing since ABG! Please watch episode 2 “arrest my case” I quote it daily
Luvvie, I can’t even get all the way through this. I am seriously 2 minutes in and cracking the fuck up. I’m not gonna make it through 10. I’m just not!!!
OH. MY. *jaw won’t close*
Aretha’s vicious side eye of Maya at 5:43!!! Oh. My. God!!
hogwarts school of bitchcraft and wiggary! are you SERIOUS! done
That whole video gave me life! Thank you for bringing this hilarity into my life.
*in tears* At Beyonce wanting to find a coconut strong enough to end Rihanna’s life. And Mariah showing her range, I fell out and back in again.
I won’t post link in case you are writing post on it but you have to watch part 2…too many quotes. I’m hollering!!
::pause button pressed at 02:10::
OMGeeeeeeeeeezus. this vid needs a strong worded respiratory warning attached!
“if you have ENTY breeving prollems whatsoeva….DO NOT click play.
ok. you clicked play…but is you SHO u are able to breev W/O assistance from any medical device of any kind?
still clicking on play huh…aight den – yo monkey ass has been warned. proceed. ninja.”
::with no breathing assistance apparatus nearby – i clicks play again…cause im #teamninja all day,::
If you have asthma, I suggest not watching this.
-Takes hit off inhaler-
MY. LIFE. IS. MADE.
oh man this video was funny when i first saw it a few weeks ago, and STILL funny now!
“Yaki??” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am about to flatline! I’m not sure if you seen the spoof on Ciara and Rhianna commenting on Beyonce’s pregnancy, but if not….here ya go! “Boom shaka!!”
http://youtu.be/xtPWoThknGA
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just peed in my new Vickys Im done! DONE DONE DONE! When Whitney skyped in! LAWDAMERCY! I need to not have “coconuts” between me and someone.
How about mah ENTAH LIFE jumped out the window when I saw Mama Odie. iHate you for posting this. except now I have to watch it again. “THAT’S MEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
Luvvie girl, where do you find these things? Maya Angelou saying “pleth -uhr-rurrr” folded me up!
Hilarious! My head hurts from laughing so hard…Eloheeeem be a fence!
My sides hurt from laughing. That was some mess right there and I loved it.
Why they gotta make ‘retha sound like that?
Why they gotta make MAYA sound like that?!? That’s it, somebody hold my mule…
Luvvie…I’m too mad at you right now lmao!
Man I weak! This!