This video. Just watch it. I AM HOLLERING!!!
Patti LaBelle, Aretha Franklin, Maya Angelou, Whitney Houston, Diana Ross, Mariah Carey, Chaka Khan, Beyonce, Rihanna, Ton Braxton. They need to end up in the same room like this. I’d pay to see it. lol
Gems such as this are the reason I am CRYING laughing!
Patti to Aretha: “Just because I have on a watch, don’t assume I have time for your bullsh!t”
Chaka to Diana: “Bitch, my mop is iconic! Look at you, Yaki Queen!”
Aretha to Patti: “Patti, you know we have beef, so let’s eat!”
Patti: “Aretha, ease on down the road with your Nipsey Russell looking ass”
Aretha to Patti: “Rupaul got jokes, I see. I’ma give you your props though. You look like you graduated from the Hogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Wiggatry.”
Patti: “I’m RuPaul but you look like you swallowed Eve AND Adam’s Apple. You’re built like a Decepticon!” OOP!
This WHOLE exchange had me howling like a wolf at a full moon. Chile…
And the question marks on Blu Cantrell??? ALL of the shade!
Patti: “The only way we’ll hear a Blu Cantrell album dropping is if I lose my grip on the top floor.”
But can we take a minute to talk about Maya’s voice and poem? Especially when Aretha shaded her and Maya kicked off a NEW poem with “Bitch better shut her mouth by the time I count to three. If she doesn’t, I will stick this knife into thee.”
I. AM. SLAYED.
And Rihanna’s accent. And Beyonce tryna whoop her ass with a coconut. LMAO!
Maya as Mama Odie #doe. I almost lost it. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Whitney: “I know why the caged bird sings. Because it wants to outdo me. But it won’t. It won’t! Cuz I’m a phenomenal woman. THAT’S MEEEEEEEE!!!”
Have y’all seen this?!? Did it give you everything?!?
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