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Whose Face Tattoo is This?

Sometimes, I come across something that makes me realize that some people are born dumber than others. This tattoo is one.

Face tattoo

The weapon formed against him was “failure” and it already prospered when he got this permanently etched on his face. What makes someone wake up in the morning and say “I think I want my face tatted up with a random phrase?” And he got a random ass music note next to it.

And the dummy got the Playboy Bunny tatted on his neck. Chile, GO AWAY. Just SCAT. Go.

I know this fool can’t have a job. At least not one that doesn’t involve a mask of some sort.

Where is survival of the fittest when you need it? Even still, whose face tattoo is this?!?

31 Comments

  1. Akua
    September 7, 2011 at 7:42 am — Reply

    iCan’t. Didn’t that fool think about what is going to happen when he gets old? Folks won’t be able to read his face because half of the words will be lost in the wrinkles. This is why we can’t have nice things and the Chinese are going to take over the world. *makes a plan to learn Mandarin*

  2. September 7, 2011 at 8:31 am — Reply

    OMG, what the hell was this fool thinking? Oh yeah fools don’t think. And he’ll wonder why people treat him like an idiot.

    Peace, Love and Chocolate,
    Tiffany

  3. gwen (@ashlee1969)
    September 7, 2011 at 8:52 am — Reply

    I refuse. Luvvie, it is too early for this! All I will say is… Never mind. There are no words. LOL! Jesus, be some common sense.

    • September 7, 2011 at 2:36 pm — Reply

      Jesus take the wheel of sense and hand it to these fools.

  4. September 7, 2011 at 9:23 am — Reply

    O_O

    that is all.

    • September 7, 2011 at 2:36 pm — Reply

      Pretty murch.

  5. Jocelyn
    September 7, 2011 at 10:20 am — Reply

    Is it safe to assume he’s unemployed (at least legally), right?

    • September 7, 2011 at 2:36 pm — Reply

      It’s pretty safe. His resume can’t prosper w/ his face like this.

      • September 9, 2011 at 11:51 pm — Reply

        His resume slid itself into the shredder

  6. ummm
    September 7, 2011 at 10:34 am — Reply

    this is painfully stupid -___-

    but in his defense…it’s not a random phrase. It’s found in Isaiah 54:17.
    Buh still doe…I don’t think Jesus condones it so…

    • September 7, 2011 at 12:09 pm — Reply

      Ummm…the first part is Isaiah 54:17…but the second part must be from some Bible that does not exist.

      Luvvie, where do you find these things?!?!?!?!??????????? What in the God-forsaken foolishness is this rubbish????? You know what? Never mind *sigh*

      • September 7, 2011 at 2:33 pm — Reply

        The 2nd part is what the hood added. I’ont e’em know how I find these things. It’s more like they find ME.

    • September 7, 2011 at 2:35 pm — Reply

      I KNOW Jesus gon side-eye this.

  7. Kay
    September 7, 2011 at 10:43 am — Reply

    And might I point out, his profile looks a little “slow”…Like he still can’t figure out how to get that square piece in the round hole….

    • September 7, 2011 at 2:33 pm — Reply

      LMAO!!! Kay, you stoopid.

    • Nicole
      September 8, 2011 at 12:02 pm — Reply

      LMAO

  8. September 7, 2011 at 11:35 am — Reply

    hot ass mess.

    • September 7, 2011 at 2:33 pm — Reply

      Completely.

  9. Shawn
    September 7, 2011 at 12:56 pm — Reply

    As stupid as this is…it’s more of a sign of Young Dude that just doesnt see himself growing old…SMH

    • September 7, 2011 at 2:33 pm — Reply

      *sad face* :-(

  10. September 7, 2011 at 1:14 pm — Reply

    So, he doesn’t consider the tattoo gun to be a weapon because it shole prospered all up in his face. *soup nazi voice* NO JOB FOR YOU!

    • September 7, 2011 at 2:32 pm — Reply

      He is the reason for unemployment. For realsies.

  11. Mak
    September 7, 2011 at 2:09 pm — Reply

    I had to find out. This appears to be Kempi, a Dutch rapper… aka a Dutch idiot.

    • September 7, 2011 at 2:32 pm — Reply

      LOL! I’m mad you did the research. By mad, I mean “impressed.” Kudos!

  12. phatlips
    September 7, 2011 at 9:41 pm — Reply

    (Sigh) With fools like these willing to pay for crap like this, I obviously wasted my money on that law degree.

    *Runs out to buy tattoo needle and a tent*

  13. September 8, 2011 at 12:27 pm — Reply

    o_O and O_o

    What the HELL!!? Le sigh… no a huge Le sigh…further more whose child is this? Whose boyfriend is this?

    You know this fool ain’t got no real job!! OMG I swear if I saw this dude in person I would slap him twice!

    lmao @ Akua

    DEAD @ “It’s pretty safe. His resume can’t prosper w/ his face like this.”

    Cacklin’ @ Kay

    flatlined over entire post… I must log off now because just when I thought the Queen of Ratchedness or is it Ratchetness has outdone herself she comes one better… my stomach hurts!

    Hay Dios Mios!!!!

    Wait whoa he is a rapper? O_O And he is Dutch? As in the land of the wooden shoes Dutch?

  14. emti
    September 9, 2011 at 8:57 am — Reply

    seek him out…he will definitely need you and your law degree very very soon

  15. bpurpleb001
    September 13, 2011 at 12:45 pm — Reply

    Its too bad the weapon formed against him is his own brain and obviously it has already won. *sigh*

  16. Cho Kawaii
    September 14, 2011 at 12:07 pm — Reply

    This is what happens when people think that rapping is a way of life. I pray this dude has a great contract because if his album flops he’s in big doo doo.

  17. HK Struik
    April 18, 2012 at 10:13 am — Reply

    He’s a Dutch underground “Gangsta” rap artist.
    Hardly ever on the Television.

  18. advocate
    December 8, 2012 at 1:21 pm — Reply

    for his sake, may his beard grow to cover it…

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