Ices Brown: Dancing Machine
If you aren’t familiar with Ices Brown, well you need to get familiar. Her YouTube videos give me life. And by “give me life,” I mean make me cackle. Y’all can’t tell Ices that she ain’t the best dancer ever in life. And yes, I’m a lil mad her mama couldn’t spell “Isis” so…
Confidence is awesome and I-C-E-S got a lot of it. Her #selfofsteam is off the charts. She can dance a little (read: well she’s at least on beat) and her dutty whine is greater than yours. Just admit it. I love how she fulfills her fans’ “requescesses” with such fervor too. You know she be in front of the TV watching 106 & Park ERRDAY. And taking notes. Her and her half purple quick weave are committed to the dancing craft
Oh and Ices just thought to do her own version of “Countdown” by Beyonce. She wanted to show the world how the big girls do it (I can hear a lot of y’all saying you not claiming that. It’s aight). Getchu a piece:
*sigh* She be trying. She REALLY tries. And Ices just gon wear that schmedium top that won’t stay up while she gets her twurk on? I mean, it ain’t schmedium on most people but on HER it is. That’s a size “blanket” but who gon tell her? I spent the whole time watching this praying to the YouTube gods that her top didn’t fall. They heard my cry.
Sidenote: This isn’t shade but dang she got a big face. Ices’ face takes up the whole screen. And doesn’t it look like her facial features are all squozed in the middle of her face? I mean they got extra room to spread. Why are they all tight?
I ain’t e’em gon talk bout the vid of Ices juking in her purple underwear to Dru Hill.
One of my commenters @SincerelyAlana said: “with all of this dancing she’s doing, shouldn’t she have lost at least a pound or two? Just asking.” See? I ain’t wanna say nothing but umm… yeah I wondered the same thing. I’m a little concerned for Ices’ health. But this is good exercise.