So I was minding my own business on Tumblr when I came across a post of this segzy man. Nothing out of the ordinary. Until I scrolled down and saw “This is Leroy Bell. He is 60.”
Wait. Wayment. THIS scrumptious fella is somebody’s Grandpappy???? YOU’S LYING!!! Someone gotta show me some doggone receipts! His birth nurse needs to swear under oath that this man was born in *counts on both hands* 1951. You mean to tell me that he might have shoe-shined MLK’s loafers??? But he looks like he’s 30!
He’s currently on the TV show X-Factor, but he’s been in the music industry for decades, apparently. His website says:
“As a young staff writer, LeRoy teamed up with Casey James and wrote songs that would be recorded by The Spinners, The O’Jays, The Temptations, Rita Marley and most notably Elton John.”
He worked with Elton an’ em? Yeah he’s no spring chicken but that rooster looks fresh! Methinks Uncah Leroy drank the tears of a unicorn and scrubbed himself down in phoenix feathers to stop aging. His Black don’t crack, wrinkle, gray or any sorts.
Did he sell his soul to the devil? What fountain of youth has he found that he is withholding from the rest of us? What do we gotta do to unlock this?
*sigh* I apologize to his kids and grandkids but all of Tumblr has thrown themselves at his feet. There are people in my dashboard talmbout they wanna buy him polident. Leroy Bell is being offered ALL the business.
I still need some proof though. Can he show us his long-form birth certificate? Ain’t no reason to look this young at 60. I’m having a hard time believing this. Either way, I might have to start watching X-Factor now.
And Leroy Bell is on Twitter (@LeroyBell). I’ve tweeted him to ask him for his secret. I hope he replies.
If you wanna CACKLE, look at the comments on my personal tumblr page. Folks are cutting UP over Leroy!