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Leroy Bell is HOW OLD? 60.

So I was minding my own business on Tumblr when I came across a post of this segzy man. Nothing out of the ordinary. Until I scrolled down and saw “This is Leroy Bell. He is 60.”

Leroy Bell

Wait. Wayment. THIS scrumptious fella is somebody’s Grandpappy???? YOU’S LYING!!! Someone gotta show me some doggone receipts! His birth nurse needs to swear under oath that this man was born in *counts on both hands* 1951. You mean to tell me that he might have shoe-shined MLK’s loafers??? But he looks like he’s 30!

Leroy Bell

#ThemTats

He’s currently on the TV show X-Factor, but he’s been in the music industry for decades, apparently. His website says:

“As a young staff writer, LeRoy teamed up with Casey James and wrote songs that would be recorded by The Spinners, The O’Jays, The Temptations, Rita Marley and most notably Elton John.”

He worked with Elton an’ em? Yeah he’s no spring chicken but that rooster looks fresh! Methinks Uncah Leroy drank the tears of a unicorn and scrubbed himself down in phoenix feathers to stop aging. His Black don’t crack, wrinkle, gray or any sorts.

Did he sell his soul to the devil? What fountain of youth has he found that he is withholding from the rest of us? What do we gotta do to unlock this?

*sigh* I apologize to his kids and grandkids but all of Tumblr has thrown themselves at his feet. There are people in my dashboard talmbout they wanna buy him polident. Leroy Bell is being offered ALL the business.

I still need some proof though. Can he show us his long-form birth certificate? Ain’t no reason to look this young at 60. I’m having a hard time believing this. Either way, I might have to start watching X-Factor now.

And Leroy Bell is on Twitter (@LeroyBell). I’ve tweeted him to ask him for his secret. I hope he replies.

If you wanna CACKLE, look at the comments on my personal tumblr page. Folks are cutting UP over Leroy!

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48 Comments

  1. October 18, 2011 at 5:22 pm — Reply

    Can I tell you how I been sweating Leroy for more than a little bit?? Howbout Im watching this XFactor madness with my mama and I said “WHAT?? He can get it…60! WHAT?” and my MAMA goes “And I wouldn’t be made if you got GOT either! Heyyyyy!!” and HIgh FIVED ME! Yes..It was that damn serious! Looking like a digitally aged Lenny Kravitz (and that joker bout 50….but I digress). I mean WHEW MERCY!! I’d babysit them Grandkids
    (as you can see…I’m having a moment)

    • October 18, 2011 at 5:31 pm — Reply

      YESSS!!! Mama be knowing. SHE BE KNOWING!

    • Nemoism
      October 18, 2011 at 8:53 pm — Reply

      Mama always knows best! He is truly blessed!

  2. Erin
    October 18, 2011 at 5:26 pm — Reply

    YES! My status after watching him sing Sunday said “Leroy could get it.” SO serious.

    • October 18, 2011 at 5:31 pm — Reply

      And i’ont blame you. Panties dropped everywhere 2day in Tumblr

  3. October 18, 2011 at 5:27 pm — Reply

    I’d have that man’s GREAT grandkids….

    I also wonder if I bathe in Leroy’s sperm..if I’ll be immortal. (Sorry Luvvie..let me get offa your page)

    • October 18, 2011 at 5:30 pm — Reply

      LMMMAAAOOOOOO MochaPeach, iCan’t deal w/ you.

    • JESSIKA JANUSAK
      October 18, 2011 at 8:31 pm — Reply

      Hope you can help my fam pay for my funeral arrangements cause I died laughing at your comment!

  4. Bassey
    October 18, 2011 at 5:38 pm — Reply

    His only saving grace is that his name is LeRoy. Nobody born after 1968 has been named LeRoy. So using my Republican logic, I would say that he is the devil and also Barack Obama’s half muslim/half illuminati little brother… From Ethiopia.

    • bpurpleb001
      October 18, 2011 at 6:18 pm — Reply

      OMG! I am dying laughin at this comment!

      • Scorpiana
        October 19, 2011 at 12:04 am — Reply

        O.M.Goodness! Me too! Bwahahahahaha!

    • October 18, 2011 at 9:35 pm — Reply

      #dead at this comment!!! LMAOOOOOOO

    • October 19, 2011 at 12:08 am — Reply

      LMAOOO at this whole comment!!! That is true. I haven’t come across any young folks name LeRoy since… EVER.

  5. bklynbajan
    October 18, 2011 at 5:51 pm — Reply

    Your folks are doing the most with those comments!

    I need elementary/HS pictures that show without a doubt they were taken wayback when. I want classmates hating on him for always looking young. I want to see his 90 year old mama in hot pants still dropping it like its hot in the club.

    I’d have to search his scalp for a 666 before he could get it. But he could get it :).

    • October 19, 2011 at 2:00 am — Reply

      Chile he made some type of diabolical deal. That scalp search ain’t a bad idea.

    • nptexas
      October 19, 2011 at 8:05 pm — Reply

      all of you are killin me! lmao too. thanks for sending me here miss de

  6. October 18, 2011 at 6:01 pm — Reply

    He got that hammer. No doubt about it.

    • October 19, 2011 at 2:00 am — Reply

      LMAOOO!! #ThatHammer. I’ma have to use that.

  7. Gavee
    October 18, 2011 at 6:12 pm — Reply

    Definitely a hottie. Yep I’d reverse-cougar for him.

    • October 19, 2011 at 2:01 am — Reply

      REVERSE COUGAR!!! *faints*

  8. October 18, 2011 at 6:58 pm — Reply

    Maaaaannn. Look. He would not get any sleep foolin with me. You hear me? Ever since I saw his first audition I was like, yessssssuuuuh!

    • October 19, 2011 at 2:01 am — Reply

      GURL!!! Right??? Listen…

  9. sincerelyalana
    October 18, 2011 at 7:28 pm — Reply

    “He’s no spring chicken but that rooster looks fresh! Methinks Uncah Leroy drank the tears of a unicorn and scrubbed himself down in phoenix feathers to stop aging.” LMAO!

    You are a FOOl Luvvie! But he is fine as hell. I can’t wrap my mind around the fact that he is 60. I know some 60 year olds and they don’t look like him!

    • October 19, 2011 at 2:01 am — Reply

      I’m just saying. Gramps is FAHN!

  10. October 18, 2011 at 10:28 pm — Reply

    -Fans self- Can I get pregnant from this? O___O….

    • Scorpiana
      October 19, 2011 at 12:07 am — Reply

      *screams* *faints* *flatlines*

    • October 19, 2011 at 2:01 am — Reply

      Won’t nobody judge you either.

  11. Maya
    October 19, 2011 at 6:01 am — Reply

    Maybe he’s lying? Like the opposite of those Chinese gymnasts who say they are 16 so they can be in the Olympics. Cause DAMN

  12. Magi
    October 19, 2011 at 9:58 am — Reply

    I want to have hot baby oil secks wit him….

  13. Magi
    October 19, 2011 at 9:59 am — Reply

    I want to have hot baby oil secks wit him….
    I’m about to be somebody’s step grandma with no shame!!!!

  14. Toni
    October 19, 2011 at 10:00 am — Reply

    Ummhmmm…looks like 60 is the new 30 ya’ll. Or at least that would be the other half of my excuse after I tell folks that I didn’t mean to do. I just tripped and fell on top of…well, ya’ll know where I’m going with that. Lol! Wit his fine self!

  15. Tia
    October 19, 2011 at 10:45 am — Reply

    Leroy IS mighty fine!! Last night was the first time I watched an entire episode of The X factor and I was pleasantly surprised by this gorgeous older gentleman! I was in my house repeating over and over: “No, but he is FINE,” LOL!!

  16. Serenity
    October 19, 2011 at 11:18 am — Reply

    And another “birther” is born…

  17. October 19, 2011 at 11:51 am — Reply

    I’d hit.

    Hee. Yeah, the more and more pics I go through the more fahn I think he is. Rawr.

  18. lolamac
    October 19, 2011 at 4:34 pm — Reply

    I’d have to look for the picture of Dorian Gray up in the attic . . . AFTER I hit it!

    *best Eartha Kitt voice* “Maaaarrrcuuuusssss . . .”

  19. October 19, 2011 at 8:00 pm — Reply

    He must smoke placenta in his weed.

    • nptexas
      October 19, 2011 at 8:06 pm — Reply

      bwaaaahaaaaahaaaa

    • October 19, 2011 at 8:13 pm — Reply

      Not in the weed? hahahahahahahaha

  20. October 20, 2011 at 3:25 am — Reply

    Lawwwwdddddddd this man could get it. ALL of it. All day. Every damn day. He’d need Viagra. I’d jump on him for no reason at all…and he’d hate me because I’d be introducing him to everybody like this: “Hi, have you met my husband, Leroy? You’d never guess how old he is…guess…guess again…nawl…not even close…would you believe he’s SIXTY??!!??”

    • October 20, 2011 at 11:25 pm — Reply

      Brb. Crying from laughter.

  21. Candia
    October 20, 2011 at 11:33 am — Reply

    Damn…Proof that black don’t crack, wrinkle, crumple, crease or fold…

  22. Candia
    October 20, 2011 at 11:34 am — Reply

    sorry about the multiple comments, my computer is acting funny (either that or I am way too excited!)

  23. paintgurl40
    October 20, 2011 at 3:23 pm — Reply

    i dont believe it! i need proof…

  24. Stephanie
    October 21, 2011 at 11:24 pm — Reply

    Wait a dam minute, this man is 60??? Whoooa, he can get it all day, worms and all!!

  25. neems
    October 22, 2011 at 5:05 pm — Reply

    Nah, quit playing. He cannot be 60. I don’t believe it.

  26. Dan
    November 3, 2011 at 10:52 pm — Reply

    Those glasses are hiding a lot of wrinkles (he tells himself to feel better).

  27. miko
    November 6, 2011 at 12:37 am — Reply

    LeRoy’s a very handsome man….yea I would have to strap him down!!! D*mn he can have his way wit me all day..all afternoon..all night..every night!!!..

  28. November 12, 2011 at 9:15 pm — Reply

    Love reading the comments! Too funny! Thanks for the post, just tweeted it out!~Lisa #TeamLeRoy!

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