Whose Idea of Food Is This?
People always twitpic their meals and 97.3% of the time, it is a complete and utter FAIL. That’s why the homie SteenFox created the Tumblr blog: ThatPlate.tumblr.com. It is soooo utterly needed, especially around holiday times when folks are eating (and cooking) with reckless abandon.
Today, a dude on Twitter (@megatronjr) posted this pic with the caption “Son. Yo. Look what my girl made me. She expects me to eat this?”
What in all that is good, holy and unedible is that supposed to be??? Seriously. WHAT IS THAT?!? All I can identify is ketchup. This looks like oatmeal, apple sauce, ketchup, despair and fail. Ladies, if you can’t cook, it’s ok. Make him a bomb ass turkey sammich or the classic PB&J and keep it moving. Or use your ordering out skills for good. Stay in your lane so this doesn’t become your portion.
I think homegirl who cooked that for her man is tryna poison him. Or say that she doen’t love him anymore. You don’t serve this abomination to someone you like, let alone LOVE. She’s tryna end that relationship passive-aggressively. I am convinced! Can’t nobody tell me otherwise.
This looks sooo gross.
But for real. Can anyone figure out what this is supposed to be? I’d really appreciate if y’all can help me clarify.