Whose Idea of Food Is This?

[ 23 ] October 3, 2011 |

People always twitpic their meals and 97.3% of the time, it is a complete and utter FAIL. That’s why the homie SteenFox created the Tumblr blog: ThatPlate.tumblr.com. It is soooo utterly needed, especially around holiday times when folks are eating (and cooking) with reckless abandon.

Today, a dude on Twitter (@megatronjr) posted this pic with the caption “Son. Yo. Look what my girl made me. She expects me to eat this?”

What in all that is good, holy and unedible is that supposed to be??? Seriously. WHAT IS THAT?!? All I can identify is ketchup. This looks like oatmeal, apple sauce, ketchup, despair and fail. Ladies, if you can’t cook, it’s ok. Make him a bomb ass turkey sammich or the classic PB&J and keep it moving. Or use your ordering out skills for good. Stay in your lane so this doesn’t become your portion.

I think homegirl who cooked that for her man is tryna poison him. Or say that she doen’t love him anymore. You don’t serve this abomination to someone you like, let alone LOVE. She’s tryna end that relationship passive-aggressively. I am convinced! Can’t nobody tell me otherwise.

This looks sooo gross.

But for real. Can anyone figure out what this is supposed to be? I’d really appreciate if y’all can help me clarify.

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  1. AJ says:

    Is that butter under that red stuff? That is truly a bowl of struggle!

  2. Umm I’m thinking its supposed to be fried eggs. That’s the only thing that could warrant such an excessive use of ketchup…

    But honestly, if homegirl REALLY thought serving this mess to her man was actually a good idea, then she seriously needs to reevaluate the lifespace of herself and her entire lineage. This meal is 63 types of wrong!

  3. L Boogie says:

    there is no known food that pops in my head when i see this picture. Jesus be a Paula Deen cookbook and a microwave for some people.

  4. Shellie_wow says:

    Two words… chittlin’ sauce.

  5. BlackBerry Molasses says:

    Norriture pour chien avec une demi glace du ketchup?

  6. Maybe he never says his grace and he needed a brutal reminder why you pray before you eat

  7. Kenneth says:

    This is either:
    A. A passive/aggressive way of breaking up with him, or
    B. What happens on the day before payday when there ain’t much in the fridge.

  8. crlsweetie says:

    Hmph….girlfriend did not give One damb about that food…..a ghetto dog would pass that ish up…Dang!!!!! At first I thought oatmeal, but why would ketchup go on oatmeal!

  9. kishan says:

    I think I can see the faint texture of what looks like over, over, overcooked pasta… doused in instant gravy and ketchup.
    Just… ugh, bytch, UGH.
    I’d like to know if the relationship survived the dinner.

  10. I think it is ketchup., period blood, and vomit mixed with the Golden Child oatmeal.

    She can’t cook but I bet she still keeps a man. Them non-cooking wenches be winning and I dont even know why!

    • MissMaryMack says:

      LMAO @ ‘Them non-cooking wenches be winning and I dont even know why!’ too true.

      But, although I don’t cook (much) I have an agreement with my man: he cooks, I clean. It’s been working for the past 3 years and I don’t see it changing.

      Maybe homie should’a cooked his own….. banana mush (???) and made that bish clean it up *shrugs*

  11. Minacakes says:

    I’m mad at the time it took to make that ratchet ketchup wheel. This meal would get the table flipped.

  12. Sha Sha says:

    Did she really use ketchup to try and decorate and disguise a pile of baby sh*t!? No really??? Just say “I can’t COOK!” Forreal doe!

  13. MyCher says:

    I think its refried beans… not to sure why they would need or want ketchup on it, unless thats the cheap sub for salsa…

  14. Cheekie says:

    WTF, that looks like an illustration from the book, “Everybody Poops”, except with ketchup. I CANNOT. *delays today’s lunch hour even more*

    UGH.

  15. Sub-rosa says:

    After close scrutiny (I enlarged the pic and everything) I think it is instant mashed potatoes with the gravy already mixed in with ketchup on top…there may even be some meat lurking beneath the vile pile of
    victuals.

  16. Ro says:

    Noooo thanks….I can deal with macaroni pie and ketchup, but I don’t know what the heck that is….looks like it’s already been chewed…

  17. keisha brown says:

    i would like to state for the record, that 80% of the time when i tweet food, it’s made by professional chefs.. and judging by the shaaade that gets thrown..i KNOW i better not ever end up on this tumblr! lol.

    as for what it is.. its death by death. topped with ketchup.

  18. Dr. Kiti says:

    This look like that kiddie oatmeal where you add some kinda jelly to the oatmeal. Still looks nasty though. I wouldn’t even serve this to myself, let alone anyone else.

  19. JMartin23 says:

    If you look really close at the top of the bowl, the meal is actually throwing up a hang ten sign followed by a middle finger…

  20. Krys says:

    It looks like day old tuna fish! Girl is seriously tryin to poison dude.

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