Whose Ratchet Thigh Tattoo is This?
Lately, I keep coming across ridiculous tattoos. My “Whose is This?” series has turned into “Stupid tattoos.” But here’s the most recent one.
“Bootylicious” tattoo. On the thighs. Ma’am. No. Just… no. First of all, who still uses that word? Is it 2003? Destiny’s Child broke up so they haven’t even used that in ages. That’s like telling folks to “raise the roof.” Of all slangs to tattoo on yourself, this one is not the most current one.
THEN… I’m assuming this is the back of her thighs. And judging by the “back ass” present, this tattoo is not only wack, but it’s inaccurate. This woman is as bootylicious as I’m light-skinned. Mind you, I’m not the most well-endowed in the trunk area. But I also won’t go get ink permanently etched on me that implies I am such. I know my limits.
AND furthermore, when she’s 85 and her skin is all wrinkled, what’s this massive thigh tattoo gonna look like? Is she going to like this in 5 years, let alone 15 or 20? I wonder what made her get this. Maybe it was on a dare. That’s the only thing that explains this. ONLY.
Anywho, whose tattoo is this???