Whose is this?

Whose Ratchet Thigh Tattoo is This?

Lately, I keep coming across ridiculous tattoos. My “Whose is This?” series has turned into “Stupid tattoos.” But here’s the most recent one.

Bootylicious Tattoo

“Bootylicious” tattoo. On the thighs.  Ma’am. No. Just… no. First of all, who still uses that word? Is it 2003? Destiny’s Child broke up so they haven’t even used that in ages. That’s like telling folks to “raise the roof.” Of all slangs to tattoo on yourself, this one is not the most current one.

THEN… I’m assuming this is the back of her thighs. And judging by the “back ass” present, this tattoo is not only wack, but it’s inaccurate. This woman is as bootylicious as I’m light-skinned. Mind you, I’m not the most well-endowed in the trunk area. But I also won’t go get ink permanently etched on me that implies I am such. I know my limits.

AND furthermore, when she’s 85 and her skin is all wrinkled, what’s this massive thigh tattoo gonna look like? Is she going to like this in 5 years, let alone 15 or 20? I wonder what made her get this. Maybe it was on a dare. That’s the only thing that explains this. ONLY.

Anywho, whose tattoo is this???

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15 Comments

  1. Serenity
    October 17, 2011 at 11:34 am — Reply

    Maybe it’s and old tat from when that term was popular.

    I’m not mad at this. This can be easily hidden, unlike the popular neck and face tats we have now a days

    • November 27, 2011 at 5:30 am — Reply

      Serenity please have a seat! That tattoo is as fresh as spring air! Don’t be cosigning that fuckery!!! LOL

  2. naturalista88
    October 17, 2011 at 11:45 am — Reply

    Talk about false advertisement…

  3. yannii
    October 17, 2011 at 1:05 pm — Reply

    The colors are pretty (0.o) lmao.

    I think I know what kinda girl she is. She’s a white girl with a lil bit of hips that now thinks she’s cute cuz a couple guys told her she was thick.

    • October 17, 2011 at 1:26 pm — Reply

      OMG!! I’m at Panera Bread and bout to pass out from trying to hold that laugh in!!!

      not the colors are pretty!!!!!

      *passes out*

    • paintgurl40
      October 20, 2011 at 3:26 pm — Reply

      yeah cuz she ain’t go no ass or hips..just thighs

      • paintgurl40
        October 20, 2011 at 3:27 pm — Reply

        sorry…”aint GOT”

  4. October 17, 2011 at 7:28 pm — Reply

    I’m tryna’ figure out how her thighs are so big but her booty is flatter than Ashanti trying to hit a high note.

    • October 20, 2011 at 2:49 pm — Reply

      Aww Bay-bay…

  5. October 18, 2011 at 12:47 am — Reply

    Ah yes, the trendy slag tatt. Don’t act like your cousins don’t have that Tupac “Long Beach” back tattoo.

  6. That Rascal
    October 18, 2011 at 6:29 am — Reply

    like really….seriously….was she for real with that tattoo? i nvr even used the term when it was supposed to be popular and she got it tatted….smh.

  7. Gavee
    October 18, 2011 at 6:14 pm — Reply

    What has been seen cannot be unseen and I blame you Miss Luvvie for my future nightmares!

  8. November 27, 2011 at 5:34 am — Reply

    OMG!! I can’t with the ignance!!

  9. Brooke
    December 23, 2012 at 12:20 pm — Reply

    I love everyone’s sorry attempts at wit. Booties of all sizes can be licious. Bootylicious is not just a word, it’s a lifestyle. This tattoo rules and when she’s 85 it will just rule MORE. I back this tattoo hard.
    Smell you all never.

  10. sam
    July 1, 2013 at 7:21 pm — Reply

    Believe it or not, I am friends with her. What you don’t see is the fact that she is covered in tattoos. People get all sorts of stuff when they’ve tattooed 80% of their body at that point. It was just a little fun. Lighten up people.

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