Whose Ratchet Thigh Tattoo is This?
Lately, I keep coming across ridiculous tattoos. My “Whose is This?” series has turned into “Stupid tattoos.” But here’s the most recent one.
“Bootylicious” tattoo. On the thighs. Ma’am. No. Just… no. First of all, who still uses that word? Is it 2003? Destiny’s Child broke up so they haven’t even used that in ages. That’s like telling folks to “raise the roof.” Of all slangs to tattoo on yourself, this one is not the most current one.
THEN… I’m assuming this is the back of her thighs. And judging by the “back ass” present, this tattoo is not only wack, but it’s inaccurate. This woman is as bootylicious as I’m light-skinned. Mind you, I’m not the most well-endowed in the trunk area. But I also won’t go get ink permanently etched on me that implies I am such. I know my limits.
AND furthermore, when she’s 85 and her skin is all wrinkled, what’s this massive thigh tattoo gonna look like? Is she going to like this in 5 years, let alone 15 or 20? I wonder what made her get this. Maybe it was on a dare. That’s the only thing that explains this. ONLY.
Anywho, whose tattoo is this???
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Maybe it’s and old tat from when that term was popular.
I’m not mad at this. This can be easily hidden, unlike the popular neck and face tats we have now a days
Serenity please have a seat! That tattoo is as fresh as spring air! Don’t be cosigning that fuckery!!! LOL
Talk about false advertisement…
The colors are pretty (0.o) lmao.
I think I know what kinda girl she is. She’s a white girl with a lil bit of hips that now thinks she’s cute cuz a couple guys told her she was thick.
OMG!! I’m at Panera Bread and bout to pass out from trying to hold that laugh in!!!
not the colors are pretty!!!!!
*passes out*
yeah cuz she ain’t go no ass or hips..just thighs
sorry…”aint GOT”
I’m tryna’ figure out how her thighs are so big but her booty is flatter than Ashanti trying to hit a high note.
Aww Bay-bay…
Ah yes, the trendy slag tatt. Don’t act like your cousins don’t have that Tupac “Long Beach” back tattoo.
like really….seriously….was she for real with that tattoo? i nvr even used the term when it was supposed to be popular and she got it tatted….smh.
What has been seen cannot be unseen and I blame you Miss Luvvie for my future nightmares!
OMG!! I can’t with the ignance!!
I love everyone’s sorry attempts at wit. Booties of all sizes can be licious. Bootylicious is not just a word, it’s a lifestyle. This tattoo rules and when she’s 85 it will just rule MORE. I back this tattoo hard.
Smell you all never.