Archive for November, 2011
STDFriends.com Exists. You’re Welcome!
There’s a dating website for people with STDs, and it’s called STDFriends.com. Folks go on there to find partners with STDs because they have one. Yes, really. And I won’t even shade it (not too much). Well, first I did, because I gave it a blank stare. O___O. And then I was all “Ok, lemme [...]
Come Shop with Me and Afrobella at Marshall’s on Nov 30th in Chicago
My peoples! So you know I like to shop. Especially for shoes. Wells, Afrobella put together a shopping event with TJ Maxx and Marshalls, and yours truly will be on hand to give shoe-shopping tips! So come shop with me and my blog besties: Afrobella, Renewed Fitness and The Sassy Peach on November 30th at [...]
Ask Luvvie. Because I Care. *Smize*
Greetings! So last week, I decided that I’m starting an advice column here on AwesomelyLuvvie.com. I am in no way, shape or form qualified to tell anyone how to live their lives but I figure that it makes me no different from other folks giving advice. But my advice will be even more awesome because [...]
Whose Late Ratchet Grandpa is This?
I was on Tumblr when this video came across my dashboard. And I didn’t e’em know what to think. NSFW, btw. The fact that he starts it off by cussing because he couldn’t figure out if it was on or not is just… LULZ. And then “if you’re watching this, it means the diabeetus finally [...]
I’m So Thankful. Lemme Tell You Why
On this Thanksgiving Day, I am so thankful because I am blessed in so many ways, and I give God all the credit. I’d like to give glory to God for another year where no one calls me “Mom.” His grace and mercies have my ultimate gratitude for this. SHOULDACOMEINAHYUNDAI! Jesus is the homie for [...]
Remember Facebook Honesty Box?
In like 2007, Facebook introduced apps, and one of them was “Honesty Box.” Honesty Box allowed you to send any of your friends messages anonymously. It allowed folks to say whatever they wanted, without repercussions or anything. And folks acted accordingly. Honest Box was a vessel for bitchassness and all hell broke loose on Facebook. [...]
My Thoughts About Part 1 of the “Basketball Wives LA” Reunion
Last night, I watched the reunion special of “Basketball Wives LA and live-tweeted it. Here are my thoughts on what went down, and I’mo just do it per person present. * Whose idea was it to get John Salley to host this special? Was La La busy? Did Wendy Williams say no? Hell, get Saaphyri [...]
Tom Anderson from MySpace is… NOT the Father!
So I had a completely different post ready to go until I saw this video: *CRIES* *REAL TEARS* I am holding my stomach and trying not to fall out the chair. This man thinks Tom Anderson of MySpace is the father of his girlfriend’s child because the kid has blue eyes. And Tom is her [...]
If You Can’t Afford Real Louboutins…
Ok. I’m a shoe freak, as some folks know. My addiction to shoes is the reason why I have 130 pairs (and this blog called Must Luvv Shoes). I just love them. Red ones, blue ones, flat ones, high ones. I just love them so. Others smoke, some drink, I buy shoes. BUT I’m a [...]
Oh, the Pressure!
I just wrote two epic posts back-to-back and I’m all “Oh crap. Folks are gonna start thinking my blog is always this good.” So, I’d like for you all to lower your expectations this instant! I DEMAND IT! *shakes fists in your faces* HA! But really. I’m welcoming all the newbies to my blog. And [...]
The Foreign Name Struggle Is Real
Yesterday was my post telling parents to quit naming their kids stupidly. It turned out to be EPIC, with 300 comments on it and counting (record for this blog). And y’all might have made my site crash for a good hour yesterday with ratchetness. Folks acted UP in those comments. I spent way too much [...]
Parents, Quit Naming Your Kids Stupidly
A couple of weeks ago, I was in Starbucks, and I looked at my cashier’s name tag. It said “Money Jones.” Well, I don’t remember her last name because I was too fixated on the “Money” part as her first name. I was judging her parents HELLA hard. Did they name her “Money” because they [...]
Lil B the Based Has a Message for You
Last night, I logged on to Twitter before bed, against my own better judgment. I saw that “GOT AIDS” was a worldwide trending topic, and once again, against my own instincts, I clicked. What I found was this: BTW, NSFW because of lyrics. Use headphones or something. *blank stare* Sooo… Ummm… Well… It’s a positive [...]
