Even the Devil is Outraged About Penn State
So unless you’ve been living under a rock lately, you’ve heard about the debacle going on at Penn State. To call it a debacle is a huge understatement actually. It’s a ridiculous state of affairs for a man to be a sexual predator and rape young kids while others look the other way. There’s probably a special penthouse suite in hell waiting for Jerry Sandusky. Plus, the men who run the Penn State Athletic Department as well as the school president are all cowards. I’m disgusted and appalled, and I wish for an eternity of wedgies for them all.
Anywho, there’s been very few things (read: nothing) funny about any of this BUT there’ve been funny takes on what has happened. The good folks at Saturday Night Live tried, and succeeded. This actually made me laugh.
Ok LMAO at the Devil throwing a tantrum and slamming himself against the wall. If he’da bust out a *Wall slide* I’da LIVED!!! “I may be a prince of darkness, but I’m not a monster!” HA! Sandusky must be taking over Beezelbub job soon since he’s quitting and going back to his old job with Time Warner.
Sidenote: The devil’s all red suit is kinda fresh. Looking like a skinny kool-aid man. Or a pimp. Either way, I kinda approve.
But yeah, I read the Grand Jury report on Sandusky and I gasped multiple times. An eye for an eye makes the world go blind but that man needs to feel violated like he made those boys feel. Shame to everyone who let their silence speak for them.
AND those dummy students rioting because Joe Paterno got fired are aggravating. If I was the parent of a kid rioting at Penn State, I’d go on campus and drag them home. Acting a fool for a man who doesn’t deserve it.
The whole situation just makes me angry. I’ma go punch multiple teddy bears now.
But yeah, I just wanted to share that video with y’all. SNL did good with that.
Shoutout to Mediaite for posting this video!