I was on Tumblr when this video came across my dashboard. And I didn’t e’em know what to think.
The fact that he starts it off by cussing because he couldn’t figure out if it was on or not is just… LULZ. And then “if you’re watching this, it means the diabeetus finally got me.”
He leaves his house and savings to his wife, a timeshare to his daughter. AND THEN he gets to his son and leaves… *pauses for 5 seconds* his collection of dildos because “the human penis is a beautiful thing.” 1,000 dildos. Chile, I am unable. I AM UNABLE, I SAY!!!
As if that wasn’t bad enough. He ends the video by throwing massive shade at his son-in-law Ken, because he’s Asian. And then ends the video with “Screw you, Ken!”
WHOSE LATE RATCHET GRANDPAPI IS THIS?!?
May he rest in peace.