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Whose Baptism is This?

So this video came across my attention. And I hollered. The video is only 36 seconds, but it is full of awesome.

*howls to a blue-corned moon* Pastor shoulda used his knees better. It’s easier to push than pull. That dip into the water wasn’t a problem but bringing him back out proved to be a challenge. They shoulda anticipated that the ReverenT might need backup because that holy homeboy he was baptizing was not a feather. But to watch him dip him and not be able to come back up made me lose it. I laughed so hard I started to sweat.

Chile… and around second 27, chocolate Baby Huey really lost his footing and I lost my couth FOR REAL. I was crying at this point. And then I replayed it. In slow motion too. But lemme stop laughing at Jesus’ child. Especially one who is officially saved and sanctified. But next time, I need the Pastor to use his knees better. We can’t have this happen again or I’ma have to post that too.

I just wanna know… whose baptism is this? I thought it was Mr. Brown from Madea fame. LOLLL

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22 Comments

  1. December 14, 2011 at 7:58 am — Reply

    I think I’m going to hell for laughing at this…

    • Coquinegra
      December 14, 2011 at 3:06 pm — Reply

      Um yes you are. Wearing gasoline drawers. But don’t worry, I’ll be there to greet you because I *know* I was raised better than this

  2. lexi
    December 14, 2011 at 8:16 am — Reply

    luvvie I cant with you this morning lol!

  3. KKB
    December 14, 2011 at 9:37 am — Reply

    *in my Ms. Charlette voice* Praise the Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord!

    Lol, I feel like I’m going straight the Hell in a gasoline-soaked orange jumpsuit for laughing at this video!!

    Long-time lurker, first-time commenting; love the blog!!

  4. Helene
    December 14, 2011 at 9:47 am — Reply

    LMAO!! Luvvie, it’s too early! My co-workers will think I’m crazy!

  5. Capricorn
    December 14, 2011 at 10:17 am — Reply

    Imma just go ahead and repent.

  6. Drea823
    December 14, 2011 at 10:44 am — Reply

    I already paid for my suite in Hell! See yall there..lol! I just lost all air for about 5 minutes!! I am in tears!! Why was Pastor trying to pull him up by the shoulders of the robe??? Had ol’ boys gut all out on display…I can NOT..Lmaoooo!

    *Dead* at Luvvie saying “Pastor shoulda used his knees better* *YELL LAUGH*

    Best laugh Ive had in a while.

  7. HAHAHA
    December 14, 2011 at 12:12 pm — Reply

    …but why is he wearing a swimming cap though??? what style could possibly be up under there that he needs to preserve??? and he had the foresight to wear said swimming cap, but not enough to bring respective swim trunks?? too many questions…not enough answers.

  8. JROC
    December 14, 2011 at 1:09 pm — Reply

    This is why you have DEACONS. All them big burly men standing around the pool and NOT ONE thought it wold be a good idea to stand in and help pastor out with this dude? Oh ok I see….
    Cleary they both need to reassess their relationship with Jesus.

    I’m pretty sure GOD said use wisdom. It wasn’t wise for Pastor to think he could successfully baptize a 300lb(im being nice) grown man all by his LONESOME o_0.

    And ol boy know he hefty, he KNOW pastor ain’t but half his size. He know he can’t trust this man to pick him up outta them holy waters like he SuperRev or somebody. Christans know our strength is SPIRITUAL not PHYSICAL.

    I’m DONE!

  9. Charlotte
    December 14, 2011 at 1:34 pm — Reply

    Sweet baby Jesus forgive me for laughing at your child’s baptism!

  10. Charlotte
    December 14, 2011 at 1:34 pm — Reply

    Sweet baby Jesus forgive me for laughing at your child’s baptism! iCan’t today…

  11. December 14, 2011 at 5:02 pm — Reply

    He was stretching that man’s t-shirt, while old dude was struggling to get a grip! And why did nobody come help him?

    I need my asthma inhaler after this…

  12. December 14, 2011 at 5:07 pm — Reply

    Wayminnit!!! A couple of things…why were the dudes by the door laughing their asses off at this guy? It was too funny!

    And…looking at the other videos, the woman who interrupts the wedding is pure comedy and buffoonery, i swear!

  13. Jaeda Laurez (@DarthJaeda)
    December 15, 2011 at 11:00 am — Reply

    for tall and/or big folks, you supposed to make em crouch down in the water before you dunk them, that way you don’t have these types of shenanigans.

    But the important question is- what type of hairstyle was he rocking that he needed a swim cap?

  14. foxy brown
    December 15, 2011 at 12:58 pm — Reply

    as your resident ratchett reverend….

    ummm, we just gonna ignore that he getting baptized in a pool from k-mart?? #ohok

    also, everything was wrong with this…i saw it coming and laughed from a good, healthy place. i mean, dude is wearing a swim cap!

    • Jaeda Laurez (@DarthJaeda)
      December 15, 2011 at 3:45 pm — Reply

      I didn’t e’em want to comment on the use of a fancy kiddie pool- we don’t know how much was in the building fund *side eye*

      • Dinasty2.0
        December 27, 2011 at 12:18 am — Reply

        -hollers- !!!

  15. December 16, 2011 at 12:48 pm — Reply

    I am no good at you howling to a blue-corned moon. LMAO

  16. December 16, 2011 at 7:59 pm — Reply

    Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce newborn baby Jesus, I’m sorry for laughing at that video. It was funny though, especially the part where the guy who got baptized didn’t even try to get his big ass up. He let the Pastor do all the work. Classic.

    I Hope hell has room service. Amen.

  17. Pinky
    December 30, 2011 at 8:28 pm — Reply

    Oh goodness! I got abs laughing so hard at this video! Still LMAO!

  18. January 3, 2012 at 9:25 pm — Reply

    Is it just me, or does it look like the right reverenT THREW that fool in the water. I mean, I’ve been baptizes by submersion, and have seen a countless number of others baptized the same way, but it’s always been a DIP in the water, not a DUNK. Look like the right reverenT had some #PentUp energy…some stress he was tryna relieve. My goodness.

  19. Sarah
    March 10, 2012 at 12:41 pm — Reply

    This is the greatest baptism EVER! I laughed so hard I almost threw up!

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