Whose is this?

Whose Touchy Family Portrait Is This?

I can’t remember where I came across this picture but the interwebs is full of foolery so it coulda been anywhere.

Ok what the deuce? I understand emotional closeness and all that good stuff, but whose idea was it to take this portrait looking like a human 5-layer yellow cake? Everyone is butt naked and spooning each other vertically. And I’m not sure I’m ok with it. I’m pretty sure there are other ways to show love.

They play too damb murch.

What if it was hot in that room? All that body juice between the layers. EEWWW! I just grossed myself out. Also, where is this picture gonna be hung in the house? Will it greet guests in the foyer right as they walk in? I just haz questions.

Talk about strange. I do wanna know though. Whose family members are these???

45 Comments

  1. evelyn
    December 7, 2011 at 7:40 am — Reply

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

  2. December 7, 2011 at 7:41 am — Reply

    Anyone who thinks this is a good idea is crossed of the families to have a playdate with list!

  3. December 7, 2011 at 7:54 am — Reply

    That is just.nasty. #icant

  4. December 7, 2011 at 8:21 am — Reply

    Ewwww

  5. SingingShann
    December 7, 2011 at 8:28 am — Reply

    What’s the number for child protective services again??? These kids need a safe new home. (and the parents need Jesus, common sense, therapy and birth control)

    • Laurie
      June 3, 2014 at 10:13 pm — Reply

      AAAAAAMEN!

    • Monica Hill
      September 9, 2014 at 11:45 am — Reply

      And the church said Amen again!

    • ebs
      September 9, 2014 at 12:03 pm — Reply

      336-CARE!!!!!! #jesusbesomepersonalspace

      • Miss B
        September 10, 2014 at 7:55 am — Reply

        #MakeItRightMarysBaby this is just pure nonsense

  6. Christina
    December 7, 2011 at 8:37 am — Reply

    WPS!!!!!!

  7. December 7, 2011 at 8:53 am — Reply

    All I can think of is how my 3 year old would yell “I TOOTED!” throughout the entire photo shoot if this was us. Oh, and NASTY.

  8. December 7, 2011 at 9:22 am — Reply

    Yall know this wouldn’t fly in the Jenkins’ household right? Go to Olan Mills and call it a damn day.

    #FFFFFF folks do the fucking most with the leastest sometimes…

    Dont tell my girl I said that doe…

    -fades to black-

    • JennyG
      June 3, 2014 at 9:44 pm — Reply

      “Go to Olan Mills…” LOL!!!!!!

    • September 9, 2014 at 12:35 pm — Reply

      No! Not #FFFFFF! #idied

  9. December 7, 2011 at 9:37 am — Reply

    Seven layer yellow cake tho?

  10. December 7, 2011 at 9:37 am — Reply

    Seven layer yellow cake tho? Smdh

  11. Kate
    December 7, 2011 at 9:43 am — Reply

    No, just no. Tell me they did this at a Wal-Mart Photo Center – tell me!

    Does anyone else notice the positioning of Mom and her oldest? They look…just all shades of wrong.

  12. December 7, 2011 at 10:16 am — Reply

    They’re probably a nudist family, but that is the most incestuous I’ve ever seen one.

    • December 7, 2011 at 6:11 pm — Reply

      I think even nudists have boundaries – especially with family and stuff.

      I agree with you – just nasty…:P

  13. newman
    December 7, 2011 at 10:30 am — Reply

    I am just glad for once it ain’t somebody black-damn! But yes, this is some bullsh@#t!

  14. December 7, 2011 at 11:56 am — Reply

    Awwww, they stole this idea from the McGee’s, that black family with the sextuplets who took a cool picture with the nekid baby tuplets laying on their dad’s back.

    Only this family took THERE! #Sexynasty

    http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Meet-the-McGhee-Sextuplets

    • Tawnya Lopes
      June 4, 2014 at 4:20 pm — Reply

      But the parents arent naked in that.

  15. December 7, 2011 at 12:15 pm — Reply

    This story is kinda sexynasty, but we black folks won’t be outdone by no one! Why the menz acting like suckling babes in the clubs in Ghana?

    http://www.facebook.com/#!/max.reddick1/posts/190817214341490?notif_t=share_reply

  16. December 7, 2011 at 12:16 pm — Reply

    This story is kinda sexynasty, but we black folks won’t be outdone by no one! Why the menz acting like suckling babes in the clubs in Ghana?

    http://news1.ghananation.com/latest-news/143180-adult-breast-sucking-at-public-places-is-new-craze-in-town.html

  17. tira
    December 7, 2011 at 12:28 pm — Reply

    I am all types of skeeved out by this…this just looks like the little brothers are going to be learning there first sexual experience with their little sister and/or dad.

    i just cannot deal

  18. tira
    December 7, 2011 at 12:30 pm — Reply

    and who agreed to take this picture

  19. JusMe
    December 7, 2011 at 1:54 pm — Reply

    I’ve seen this pic before and it still makes me uncomfortable. Not. Oh. Kay. I wanna know what photographer allowed this…

  20. Charlotte
    December 7, 2011 at 2:10 pm — Reply

    Oh hell no! No. No, no, no! I need to go throw some holy water on my eyes now.

  21. Kim
    December 7, 2011 at 2:27 pm — Reply

    I think I saw this on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.

    Oh and this is just nasty and disturbing.

  22. elledub
    December 7, 2011 at 5:50 pm — Reply

    lol this is so very wrong on so many levels. where do we begin?

  23. December 7, 2011 at 6:07 pm — Reply

    What in the fresh deep-fried Hell is this you showing us Luvvie?!?!?! <__< *side eye and wall slide*

    Can you imagine the bullying these kids will get if the pics get around their schools?!?!? One of these kids is gonna end up on the Discovery ID channel on a show called "Why I Snapped and Beat My Naked Mama and Daddy to Death"

    I know I didn't even like my brother touching me or my side of the seat when we had to share the back seat of the car as kids. He couldn't even look at me, so I know some ratched-ass photographer could NEVA pose us buck-nekkid looking like a pack of brown hot dogs. And my parents co-signing it – not even an issue. Would never happen.

  24. Maven
    December 7, 2011 at 7:25 pm — Reply

    Call DFCS immediately. Utter foolery. I can’t even take it.

  25. December 8, 2011 at 12:37 am — Reply

    This is what was REALLY going down at the charity run by that shady Penn State coach

  26. Up4Dsn
    December 8, 2011 at 11:03 am — Reply

    LOL! Where did you find that picture?!

    You’re wild for the “human 5-layer yellow cake” line.

  27. Josie
    December 8, 2011 at 11:15 am — Reply

    Not ok with this!

  28. LadyTee16
    December 8, 2011 at 1:58 pm — Reply

    Wow, where is child welfare services when you need them?

  29. ReDefining Rebecca
    June 3, 2014 at 3:45 pm — Reply

    I am squinting my eyes…really really hard..and it STILL looks all kinds of wrong..wrong and more wrong.

  30. June 3, 2014 at 3:55 pm — Reply

    #Irefuse2CAN #IsimplyWONT #youcantmakeme

  31. ZaidahNicole
    June 3, 2014 at 4:00 pm — Reply

    #iShant

    Good day.

  32. Nuboop
    June 3, 2014 at 4:06 pm — Reply

    ….Whe say ‘what if it was hot’ up in that room.

    I say Hell naw, what if it was coldern a mug with the a/c cranked up to the “frosty” setting!
    All Rise!

    Oh, say, can u see, Luvvie???

  33. Lady O
    June 3, 2014 at 4:38 pm — Reply

    That’s just nasty.
    Who was the photographer that took the picture?

  34. September 9, 2014 at 12:03 pm — Reply

    Too much to address…..I see mental scars and murder in their future because I was forced to stack nekkid with my ENTIRE freaking family like legos!!!!

  35. September 9, 2014 at 12:12 pm — Reply

    #icantevenknowwhattosay

  36. September 9, 2014 at 1:47 pm — Reply

    THIS is why doves cry!

  37. Marie
    September 10, 2014 at 5:00 am — Reply

    Now that’s a happy family! Weird……but happy! lol

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