Whose Touchy Family Portrait Is This?

[ 37 ] December 7, 2011 |

I can’t remember where I came across this picture but the interwebs is full of foolery so it coulda been anywhere.

Ok what the deuce? I understand emotional closeness and all that good stuff, but whose idea was it to take this portrait looking like a human 5-layer yellow cake? Everyone is butt naked and spooning each other vertically. And I’m not sure I’m ok with it. I’m pretty sure there are other ways to show love.

They play too damb murch.

What if it was hot in that room? All that body juice between the layers. EEWWW! I just grossed myself out. Also, where is this picture gonna be hung in the house? Will it greet guests in the foyer right as they walk in? I just haz questions.

Talk about strange. I do wanna know though. Whose family members are these???

This is why you need this tshirt:


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  1. evelyn says:


  2. K.Nicole says:

    Anyone who thinks this is a good idea is crossed of the families to have a playdate with list!

  3. Sheena says:

    That is just.nasty. #icant

  4. SingingShann says:

    What’s the number for child protective services again??? These kids need a safe new home. (and the parents need Jesus, common sense, therapy and birth control)

  5. Christina says:


  6. Christi says:

    All I can think of is how my 3 year old would yell “I TOOTED!” throughout the entire photo shoot if this was us. Oh, and NASTY.

  7. Yall know this wouldn’t fly in the Jenkins’ household right? Go to Olan Mills and call it a damn day.

    #FFFFFF folks do the fucking most with the leastest sometimes…

    Dont tell my girl I said that doe…

    -fades to black-

  8. Amymay says:

    Seven layer yellow cake tho?

  9. Amymay says:

    Seven layer yellow cake tho? Smdh

  10. Kate says:

    No, just no. Tell me they did this at a Wal-Mart Photo Center – tell me!

    Does anyone else notice the positioning of Mom and her oldest? They look…just all shades of wrong.

  11. Jay says:

    They’re probably a nudist family, but that is the most incestuous I’ve ever seen one.

  12. newman says:

    I am just glad for once it ain’t somebody black-damn! But yes, this is some bullsh@#t!

  13. Anna Renee says:

    Awwww, they stole this idea from the McGee’s, that black family with the sextuplets who took a cool picture with the nekid baby tuplets laying on their dad’s back.

    Only this family took THERE! #Sexynasty


  14. Anna Renee says:

    This story is kinda sexynasty, but we black folks won’t be outdone by no one! Why the menz acting like suckling babes in the clubs in Ghana?


  15. Anna Renee says:

    This story is kinda sexynasty, but we black folks won’t be outdone by no one! Why the menz acting like suckling babes in the clubs in Ghana?


  16. tira says:

    I am all types of skeeved out by this…this just looks like the little brothers are going to be learning there first sexual experience with their little sister and/or dad.

    i just cannot deal

  17. tira says:

    and who agreed to take this picture

  18. JusMe says:

    I’ve seen this pic before and it still makes me uncomfortable. Not. Oh. Kay. I wanna know what photographer allowed this…

  19. Charlotte says:

    Oh hell no! No. No, no, no! I need to go throw some holy water on my eyes now.

  20. Kim says:

    I think I saw this on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.

    Oh and this is just nasty and disturbing.

  21. elledub says:

    lol this is so very wrong on so many levels. where do we begin?

  22. RozB says:

    What in the fresh deep-fried Hell is this you showing us Luvvie?!?!?! <__< *side eye and wall slide*

    Can you imagine the bullying these kids will get if the pics get around their schools?!?!? One of these kids is gonna end up on the Discovery ID channel on a show called "Why I Snapped and Beat My Naked Mama and Daddy to Death"

    I know I didn't even like my brother touching me or my side of the seat when we had to share the back seat of the car as kids. He couldn't even look at me, so I know some ratched-ass photographer could NEVA pose us buck-nekkid looking like a pack of brown hot dogs. And my parents co-signing it – not even an issue. Would never happen.

  23. Maven says:

    Call DFCS immediately. Utter foolery. I can’t even take it.

  24. This is what was REALLY going down at the charity run by that shady Penn State coach

  25. Up4Dsn says:

    LOL! Where did you find that picture?!

    You’re wild for the “human 5-layer yellow cake” line.

  26. Josie says:

    Not ok with this!

  27. LadyTee16 says:

    Wow, where is child welfare services when you need them?

  28. ReDefining Rebecca says:

    I am squinting my eyes…really really hard..and it STILL looks all kinds of wrong..wrong and more wrong.

  29. GG says:

    #Irefuse2CAN #IsimplyWONT #youcantmakeme

  30. ZaidahNicole says:


    Good day.

  31. Nuboop says:

    ….Whe say ‘what if it was hot’ up in that room.

    I say Hell naw, what if it was coldern a mug with the a/c cranked up to the “frosty” setting!
    All Rise!

    Oh, say, can u see, Luvvie???

  32. Lady O says:

    That’s just nasty.
    Who was the photographer that took the picture?

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