I bet y’all thought I was talking about *insert singer’s name here* right? Nope! I wasn’t even being shadeful. I’m talmbout a little girl who tried singing Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” and when she keeps failing, she starts hollering. Literally. Put some headphones on if you’re around people and see this foolery.
Girl. GIRL. Ma’am…
I don’t like to talk about other folks’ children (o_o) but where are her parents??? Did they not hear her squealing like a banshee every 10 seconds? And she was dropping F-bombs like it was her ABCs. Yet no one came to check on her or nothing. This tells me that it’s a regular occurrence in their household. Homegirl does this ALLATAHM. If I heard someone doing this in MY home, I’d think a cat clawed out their eyes or something. I would be alarmed. But not her kinfolk. They must be used to it.
And ummm… what made her think she could sing like Whitney, anyway? I promise that some self-awareness can begin at a young age. What’s hilarious is how PISSED she’s getting that she can’t hit those high notes. Mini Ma’am, maybe, just MAYBE singing isn’t your portion, and you need to just sit and be content in it. And her parents oughta encourage her to take on other things. Like knitting. Or going outside to play.
All that hollering. Goes to show that the high note struggle is REAL out here.
Bless her heart.