And yes, I meant “The YouTubes.” I first discovered Patti LaHelle’s videos in September when I saw the “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” video and I was slayed DEADT! Well there’s a new one and it is chock full of gems.
My favorite lines:
Whitney: “Team Jesus. Team Soldiers for Christ. THAT’s the team I’m on!”
Mariah: “One uses sunglasses to shade the CLASSLESS!”
Beyonce: “At the time, no one had told us it was Brandy Norwood and that she was a guest of a guest of a guest…Maybe she was signed up to perform for us. I mean, the bathrooms are very spacious.”
Janet: “And I said we all have something you don’t here and she said ‘Are you being shady?’ and I said no I’m being obvious. We all have invitations.”
Patti: “I love Brandy. I really do. But ever since Janet went to Nutrisystem, she’s had the strength of a crackhead. That wig was laying on the floor like it had a grudge against everybody.”
LMAOOOOO at all the Brandy shade though! And Mathew Knowles being the person who started the fight got me crying!
Beyonce: “Mathew Knowles? It sounds familiar. But I think my father right now is Jesus Christ Lord and Savior.”
EVERYTHING Tamar said had me rolling. “H-T-T-P colon forward slash slash www dot lies dot com! Ain’t nobody jealous of no TONTEE BRAXTON!”
But my favorite line in all of this is: “Haters are people who read with no resume and critique without credentials.” iLIVE!!
Lemme not transcribe the whole video but this ish is HILARIOUS! And Erykah Badu coming in at the end talmbout “they didn’t even have no aura.” It was twice as funny because she’d say something like that for real.
Ennehweighs, this is 10 minutes of awesome that I need you to getchu a piece of. “Got2BReal” is everything.