I’ve never really been a huge fan of Jessica White, because she usually has this “what stinks?” expression on her face for no reason. Maybe she’s mad that no one told her colored contacts went out with towel jackets. But whatevs.
Anywho, I saw this pic of her on a red carpet and gave the most epic of side-eyes.
Ma’am, what in God’s name do you have on? People gon stop stealing Grandma’s good lace curtain when her back is turned and using it for their red carpet #alphets! They are just gon stop!
I know fashion is supposed to be a form of self-expression but unless Jessica is tryna say “I’m a streetwalker who loves tacky clothes” I do not understand. And I know someone somewhere is all “WERK, JESSICA!” NAWL! Just… NO! She needs to have a seat and fight her stylist or whoever told her this was cute. It’s not. Plus, she got on those time of the month panny draws. Girl… O_O
And Jessica’s tall hairhat? I don’t get it either. Looks like she’s rocking a Sarah Palin-esque “Bump-It.”
Just tackier than a pin cushion. I don’t have time.
Whatcha’ll think of Jessica’s #amsomble?
Category: Famous folks