Someone Come Get Jessica White
I’ve never really been a huge fan of Jessica White, because she usually has this “what stinks?” expression on her face for no reason. Maybe she’s mad that no one told her colored contacts went out with towel jackets. But whatevs.
Anywho, I saw this pic of her on a red carpet and gave the most epic of side-eyes.
Ma’am, what in God’s name do you have on? People gon stop stealing Grandma’s good lace curtain when her back is turned and using it for their red carpet #alphets! They are just gon stop!
I know fashion is supposed to be a form of self-expression but unless Jessica is tryna say “I’m a streetwalker who loves tacky clothes” I do not understand. And I know someone somewhere is all “WERK, JESSICA!” NAWL! Just… NO! She needs to have a seat and fight her stylist or whoever told her this was cute. It’s not. Plus, she got on those time of the month panny draws. Girl… O_O
And Jessica’s tall hairhat? I don’t get it either. Looks like she’s rocking a Sarah Palin-esque “Bump-It.”
Just tackier than a pin cushion. I don’t have time.
Whatcha’ll think of Jessica’s #amsomble?
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Yer Mostest Awesomelynesses,
Nope.
She is beautiful. Any. Ol’. Day. In. Evra. Way.
She STAY with some tacky shit on!!! I have never seen not nan one of her #alphets and thought, “Damn, bish, how can i be down?!” and we not even gonna attempt to discuss that chalky ass red lipstick….*walks away SMH*
So she can wear panties, but she cant wear a bra? She has the top stylists on call, no one could have told her – a) dont wear that b) dont wear white underwear underneath white lace ? Im not even gonna mention the hot mess on her feet. O_o
Why is the front of her hair hat looking confused?? Looking like it’s not quite sure it’s sitting the right way…..but this outfit, though…You need to fire ALLLLL yo friends bcuz they don’t e’em like you like that, if they had you coming out look like a model at an antiques store….PLEASE. SIT. NOW.
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Yea this is all wrong. From her head to her toes running over her shoes wrong!!!!!
YEEESSS!!!!! LMAO!!
Who is she anyway?
I was thinking the same thing. Who is Jessica White. *off to google*
Okay. She’s a model….dressed like that? Caint she afford some real clothes?
I don’t kno who she is either. And lookin @ that #alphet, I’ma keep it that way.
Don’t be so hard on her. She misunderstood Justin Timberlakes song. Somebody please explain to her that he was singing about bringing sexy back and not bringing grandma’s doilies back.
*deep sigh* See this is why I do what I what I do. To save people like Jessica from themselves. She clearly needs saving but just like that old hood track she prolly don’t wanna be saved. What is with that random ass belt in the middle of her torso? And her toes runneth over them cheap ass shoes. iCant. I’m gone.
IF one were to wear such a thing, it should be behind closed doors, as a result of “theme” night… That is all.
Oh! And nem shoes? If your toes are running track alone … no, Ma’am!!
Since she’s a model…I assume she got the outfit for free? Or was paid by the designer to wear it for publicity *runs out of straws to grasp*
Who on Earth is Jessica White? I read a few comments and saw that people have said she is (was?) a model; but look, I haven’t seen a JC Penny catalogue in some time so I don’t know if that’s where she’s been or…?
LMBO no you didn’t! JcPenny catalog. hahahaha
I just saw the latest JC Penny’s catalog…she ain’t in there, so I’m assuming she’s “modeling” for Rainbow or CitiTrends….**Kanye shrug**
Why is she dressed like an extra from the Playa Haters Ball as Silky’s date? Not a good look.
Oh – and when you can grab your silverware with your toes and feed yourself, open-toed sandals too small is not the business. especially when they grip over the front of the shoes.
Her hair looks like that because her real hair is some 9c ninja naps of death and she was rushing, so she didn’t have time to braid the bush down good, so it’s trying to escape from under her wig, like those things you add water to and it expands. Honestly, my issue is the belt. As if the rest wasn’t dumb, you top it with a belt? And not even a wide belt or an accent belt, but a regular belt? Somebody needs to snatch it offa her and beat her with it.
And why didn’t she at least get some french tip for her nails? You gonna have the ghosty tip ova toes, but dark ugly nails? Her whole #alphet looks like a cross between a Little House on the Praire wedding dress with a drag queen cat suit.
Ninja naps of death, though…this ENTIRE comment just slayed me to death….LMAO!!!
Who is this again?
Jessica White and Jessica Biel wearing these ‘orrible lacy get-ups. Clearly, their stylists hate them…unless it’s the same stylist! Hm…
I’m not sure to be angry because she has a decent body with a horrible ensemble – or… wait for it… be happy because the outfit made me focus on just the body… I kept having to go back to the picture when I read the comments, honestly yawl, I didn’t notice shoes, weave, nails, the old-school panties – (sigh) Hormones DO affect vision! I didn’t notice any BRA at all! wait…