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Whose Country Uncle is This? Oh. Hey, Charlie Wilson

I ran across this picture of Uncle Charlie Wilson at last night’s Grammy Awards and I just *facepalmed*

Charlie Wilson

*blinks slowly* Sooo… wut? O________O I have so many questions.

* What is Uncle Charlie Wilson rocking on top of his head?

* Did he shave a chia pet and gently place the growth on his dome?

* Why would he just open a curly yaki pack and place it on your scalp like it made sense? I mean, I don’t understand.

* How did that thing stay? Is that the work of super glue? It’s gotta be.

* If we knew this is what Unc Charles was gonna do when he cut off his braids, would we have told him to keep them. Yes. We would have.

* Does he realize he looks like a character from a skit in “In Living Color?”

* Did he really leave the house with a phony ponytail without the slicked hair part?

Someone gotta explain this to me because I don’t get it. What is on this man’s head??? I ain’t e’em got time for Charlie and his hair kufi.

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54 Comments

  1. Nakia
    February 13, 2012 at 12:46 pm — Reply

    This is why he is married to a white woman.

    • February 13, 2012 at 4:14 pm — Reply

      LOL what does that gotta do with anything?

  2. PhDreezy
    February 13, 2012 at 12:49 pm — Reply

    For some reason, he puts me in the mind of Eddie Murphy.

    And his suit is too tight for him to move his arms.

    That is all.

    • February 13, 2012 at 4:13 pm — Reply

      The whole thing is wrong.

  3. Shelia
    February 13, 2012 at 12:56 pm — Reply

    I just fell out of my seat from laughing so hard at this photo lmao! Charlie Last Name Wilson looks a hot mess! And he has that “I’m so sexy” pose going on lol him and Eddie Long must use pubes from the same ____
    Yeah fill in THAT blank

  4. paintgurl40
    February 13, 2012 at 12:59 pm — Reply

    he done lost his damn mind…..

    • paintgurl40
      February 13, 2012 at 1:02 pm — Reply

      and don’t just have a seat anywhere, go sit in a damn seat at the nearest BLACK barber shop.

      • February 13, 2012 at 3:48 pm — Reply

        Looking a good fool.

  5. WhyOWhy
    February 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm — Reply

    Charlie Wilson got a slick back with a rod set O_o!!!!!!!!!!

    • February 13, 2012 at 3:48 pm — Reply

      LULZ!!!

  6. February 13, 2012 at 1:29 pm — Reply

    One thing to say:

    THIS IS YOUR GRANDADDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

    • Christina
      February 13, 2012 at 2:39 pm — Reply

      OMG! This has made my life. I just finished watching Mr Browns comedy special…

      • February 13, 2012 at 3:39 pm — Reply

        LOL that’s so appropos.

    • February 13, 2012 at 3:40 pm — Reply

      *high pitched voice* THIS IS YO GRANDADDYYYYYYY

  7. mymorex09
    February 13, 2012 at 3:07 pm — Reply

    I do not have time for Charlie last name Wilson and this Adebisi hair hat. I. DO. NOT!!!

    • mymorex09
      February 13, 2012 at 3:09 pm — Reply

      Also, is there a french roll in the back? Inquiring minds need to know.

      • February 13, 2012 at 3:37 pm — Reply

        LMAOOO!!! I’d FALL OUT if there was. Wouldn’t put it past him though.

    • February 13, 2012 at 3:37 pm — Reply

      Basically. I ain’t got the minutes or the seconds for Charlie.

  8. IfYouEverComeBack
    February 13, 2012 at 3:20 pm — Reply

    I don’t even know what to say about this exceopt WTF?

    • February 13, 2012 at 3:36 pm — Reply

      I still need to know who told Charlie this was ok

  9. IfYouEverComeBack
    February 13, 2012 at 3:30 pm — Reply

    BTW I really hope you do a review of the Grammys cause I missed most of it and your reviews are always funny.

  10. Chelsea
    February 13, 2012 at 3:56 pm — Reply

    someone needs to get a full couch for him to sit on, clearly he is loosing his hair, let it go son! how old is he anyway like 50 something?

  11. Marsha S. Haneiph
    February 13, 2012 at 4:45 pm — Reply

    Seriously, some of these famous people need to give their staff the side-eye. Especially whoever’s convincing all these starlets and/or old hags to wear see-through lace outfits and granny panties underneath. The madness must stop!

    • February 13, 2012 at 9:27 pm — Reply

      They got too many enablers.

  12. CaspercutieSTL
    February 13, 2012 at 10:13 pm — Reply

    I just flashed on Frenchie from In Living Color.

    • Kenya
      December 14, 2012 at 11:10 pm — Reply

      Because he’s rich, he’s hip and all the ladies love the way his front curls dip!

      DEAD @ Frenchie, that was my boy!

  13. That Dude
    February 13, 2012 at 11:44 pm — Reply

    Was he shopping in the Eddie Long Wig Collection? And what is that in his teeth?! Black jellybeans? He needs better people…looking like an Eddie Murphy ‘Raw’ reject

  14. February 14, 2012 at 2:45 am — Reply

    Remember that episode of the Fresh Prince when Uncle Phil got a toupee? Now we know what happened to it

    • February 28, 2012 at 10:49 pm — Reply

      “I look like Little Richard, Attorney-at-Law.”

  15. Ericka Suzanne
    November 8, 2012 at 6:11 pm — Reply

    That right there on Uncle’s head is a merkin. Not familiar with merkin, Google it ;)

    • MzQuinn
      September 24, 2013 at 7:32 pm — Reply

      Absolutely *DEAD* at merkin! You get bonus points for excellent vocabulary and a side-eye for causing me that mental image! Please say nice things at my funeral.

      • Dani C.
        September 25, 2013 at 2:34 pm — Reply

        THIS. Your comment to the comment gave me my ENTIRE LIFE!!! Lawd hammercy lmaooo

  16. Taj Mahal
    December 12, 2012 at 5:15 pm — Reply

    Look up Mrs. Puff from Spongebob Squarepants, and tell me there isn’t some resemblance.

  17. amy in dc
    December 12, 2012 at 5:20 pm — Reply

    UH, holy crap. Git some real friends, Chuck.

  18. LBoogtheATLDoll
    December 12, 2012 at 5:22 pm — Reply

    Ten months later, I look at this photo of Unca Chalee and STILL all I can think of is Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit!

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b8suo6dUxRw/TJzcMy4lFvI/AAAAAAAAAnI/ZwnELArwdao/s1600/Judge-Doom1.jpg

  19. MissG
    December 13, 2012 at 6:47 pm — Reply

    If he makes one false move it is ALL OVER!! Everything is gonna pop out & fall off.

  20. PJ2020
    December 13, 2012 at 7:08 pm — Reply

    *Snaps fingers* Hated it!

    I didn’t know they were bringing back Men on Film. O___o

    • Zimmy
      September 24, 2013 at 7:38 pm — Reply

      *flatlined*

  21. Golden
    December 13, 2012 at 7:49 pm — Reply

    This kinda looks like my prom hair from ’97, but I had a French roll in the back

  22. mochazina
    December 14, 2012 at 3:14 am — Reply
  23. Bree
    September 24, 2013 at 7:22 pm — Reply

    OOOOOH. Uncle Charlie looks like he really threw some 1/8 of a church wig on. NO!

    • September 24, 2013 at 7:27 pm — Reply

      LMAOOOOOOO at 1/8th of a church wig. GOOD BYE!

      • Dani C.
        September 25, 2013 at 2:37 pm — Reply

        I just can’t with yall today. Not even gonna be able to do it x Got me laughin/cryin at my damn desk… this just isn’t acceptable! _____^___^^_____ officially flatlined.

        Somebody call it…

  24. Zimmy
    September 24, 2013 at 7:36 pm — Reply

    iQuit @ “hair kufi”.

  25. Ashley
    September 24, 2013 at 7:37 pm — Reply

    This reminds me of the episode of Fresh Prince when Uncle Phil wanted to get a toupee & he and Geoffrey make the Little Richard reference..

    See clip: (ff to about 38 seconds in)..

    http://youtu.be/eE0Wgov6ntE

  26. September 24, 2013 at 7:41 pm — Reply

    Lord, he done stole nana’s curly church wig. Cut off a section, glued it to his head. Now what the devil she gon’ wear? XD

  27. mizzpicklezz
    September 24, 2013 at 8:14 pm — Reply

    Now it this was the best “piece” selected for him..what else was laying out on the table!!!??? LOL!! iShuddr!!!

  28. Deja
    September 24, 2013 at 8:56 pm — Reply

    I didnt know chias came in a blend of 1B and 4.

    • Tracey
      September 24, 2013 at 9:57 pm — Reply

      Don’t you know? The first thing that came to mind was, “I wonder can you mix the Chia Pet song with ‘Burn Rubber’?” That would be the bomb hustle song….

  29. September 24, 2013 at 9:30 pm — Reply

    That’s Halle’s wig from “The Call.”

    • Buttascotch
      September 24, 2013 at 10:08 pm — Reply

      yaaaaaaaaaas Scott yaaaaas…lololol

    • niche
      September 25, 2013 at 10:56 am — Reply

      LOOOOLLLLLLLL that’s why i couldn’t e’em watch that movie! her wig ruined me for it from first glimpse during the trailer. NAWL.

  30. Sharonda
    September 24, 2013 at 11:19 pm — Reply

    This is why I keep a small circle and a mini pistol in my lower back. Let me find out my peeps are “yes” men…and watch ‘em catch a hot one. Have me wrapped in leather rockin sista curls on the red carpet. There’s not a jury in a 100 yard radius that’ll convict me…’cause it’s self-defense. And I’m singing a solo at the funeral off key.

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