I was on Tumblr earlier today when I saw this pic of Kanye West and Diddy walking out of a building in Paris.
Kanye: My dude, where’d you get that leather button up, yo? It’s SICK!
Diddy: Man, it’s actually 90% polyurethane, 10% lycra.
Kanye: And it’s 100% dope!
Diddy: And your sweater. Bro, that shit is tight!
Kanye: Yeah man, I went through mama’s closet. I’m paying homage to Donda.
Diddy: Respect, my dude. Nothing but respect.
This is how I imagine their conversation went. Both of them looking like a mess and a half. Kanye’s granny sweater with pearls and stars is not even hitting on nothing.
And as if them two fools ain’t look goofy enough. Add Shyne to the mix and you got a Trifecta of Tacky N*ggas in Paris. And I will not let them cook. Shoutout to Necole Bitchie for the pic.
These fools are really feeling themselves in these costumes they got on. I refuse to believe that they aren’t playing dress up on some early Halloween steeze.
Shyne is on the left, dressed like an ex-communicated member of the Amish community. And apparently, while they were cutting his hair, the light went out so they didn’t get a chance to finish. That is the only explanation for the Krusty the Klown haircut he has. And that satin kimono floor-length trench? He musta jacked it from Morpheus’ closet. Neo must have come to collect it after this pic was taken.
And Kanye is dressed like me from the 7th grade. I think I had on something similar in my school picture. He clearly take his whole fashionisto label to heart. Meanwhile, Diddy is going as black licorice and we know that no ones like those because they taste like despair and dye.
But I know someone somewhere is all “MAN THEY ARE SOOOO RAW!” and I want that person to have a seat. These 3 look like members of the League of Costume Enthusiasts and I don’t have time.
Ennehweighs, that is all. Whatcha’ll think about their #alphets?
Edit: So it seems Shyne has converted to Judaism, which apparently explains the hair. No disrespect but does the Torah ask for folks to look like… I’ma just leave this alone.
Category: Famous folks