No Country for these Tacky Outfits at the Met Gala
Most people went to the Met Gala looking gorgeous and beautiful and regal. But these fools up top came to end up on everyone’s worst-dressed list.
Fashion designer, Marc Jacobs, went to the Met Gala last night in the outfit below, and I have words.
Who told him it was okay to rock a long, button up negligee? I didn’t realize it was okay to go to this formal event dressed like a colonial with loose morals. Goodness. Slutty pilgrim chic must be the new black. And he even rocked white boxers underneath. The man has big antiquated balls for this #alphet. And those shoes? We won’t start. I bet that hideous buckle’s laced with diamonds or some leather imported from the skin of a crocodile who had a blue eye or something equally ridiculous.
But I guess when you’re Mr. Jacobs, you can rock whatever you want. Even if it makes you look like a good ass fool.
Then there’s Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame, who came rocking this atrocity:
She must be aware that she has on three very distinct outfits in one, and she doesn’t look pleased about it at all. She’s looking like “my stylist is on that boolsheet for putting me in this.” She shoulda called June Ambrose, who would have made sure she didn’t step out the house looking like a high school sewing project gone very wrong. The top looks like sequin animal print, the middle is of polyurethane pleather and the bottom looks like “not leather.” This is a fail. And her hair? She didn’t even try. She must have figured that since her dress was to tacky, her hair needed to complete the “I gave no dambs” look. And mission accomplished. You look an ENTIRE mess, Kristen.
And then, there’s this unidentified Olsen Twin. I’m not sure which one this is so we’ll just call her Mary-Ashley.
She looks FANTASTIC for 75. Too bad she’s 24. iSweafoLAWD I thought this was the old lady, Rose from Titanic. I was thisclose to asking her the exact place she threw that necklace. Goodness. Who frosted up Mary-Ashley’s face? She looks like she breathes ice. Was this supposed to be chic? I’m sure it was. Who wants to age themselves by 50 years when it’s not e’em for a movie role? I don’t understand.
This list of tacky dressers is missing black and brown faces because there were only a handful of my skinfolks invited. And those that came stepped OUT! Beyonce, Kanye West, Janelle Monae… ALL of them came looking like GOOD GAHTDAMB!!! The homie ATFierce covers the fashions there so you can see pics of folks who came RIGHT there. Also, The Fashion Bomb posted about some hot looks there.
So who looked worse: Marc Jacobs, Kristen Stewart or Mary-Ashley Olsen?