Tyrese Concerts Tickets Are on Groupon. WOMP.
I got my Groupon deals email this morning and what do I see?
Our favorite non-speller’s concert tickets are being Grouponed. WELP.
For a low low price of $36, you too can go see Tyrese croon in concert. 140 people stuck in the ’90s have taken advantage of this offer. WHO’S NEXT?
Unless he’s gonna sing the Coca-Cola jingle he did on the back of that bus, I’m not interested. Besides, for $36, I could get 3 rolls of my favorite sushi. NOPE. I got better things to spend that money on.
Bless his heart, though. This concert’s tickets must be moving like a tortoise with a sprained ankle. It’s gon be him, his band, his mama and his cousins at the concert. The Arie Crown Theater is where my high school graduation was, by the way. The place ain’t an arena so this is just even more sad.
Help his marketing team out, y’all. What else could Tyrese do to improve ticket sales?