Brittany Hensel of the Conjoined Hensel Twins is Engaged. I Got Questions.
The lives of conjoined twins has got to be one of triumphs and struggles, but one getting engaged seems to be a mixture of both. Brittany Hensel, of the conjoined Hensel Twins is now engaged. Only her. Not her sister, Abigail, though. But yeah. I’m happy for Brittany because girl live your life. The Hensel Twins have driver’s licenses (each girl has her own) and they went to college and live life as normal as possible so I say a major kudos to them and their support system. But when one of them gets engaged, it does open the floor for some questions in folks’ minds.
Because the Hensels share one body, it complicates the matter. They have 2 heads, 2 separate spinal cords and 2 arms. But everything below their belly button is shared, which includes their Love Pocket, of course. There’s only one between both of them.
So. I’m curious and I have questions. For many reasons. And I’m not trying to be mean. I REALLY have logistical questions. And I feel like Jesus knows my heart but might be giving me a holy side-eye to SADDOWN so I’ma behave. But I got some of my Twitter folks to ask the questions brewing in my head. And I hope to help them out with answers.
Here are some:
@BrokeyMcPoverty: “What book is the other twin gonna pretend to read during the honeymoon?”
Hopefully not 50 Shades of Grey.
@BigDEELight: “What is the other twin feeling? Will she have on a bridesmaid gown while the other has a bridal gown? Who loses their virginity?”
Well, I’d guess she might could possibly be slightly jealous. What makes her twin stand out instead of her? As far as the gown for the wedding day, maybe they’ll both just wear white. To keep things simpler.
Not. Beats. By. Dre. Bury me a G.
@RaeRenee731: “Will the other twin have to close her eyes? does the other twin keep her clothes on?”
I am stumped. I wish we could call Miss Cleo.
@Chamone_baby: ”Does the twin not getting it in still feel it?
Well, since they share one Love Pocket, I’d say yes. *whispers* What if the other twin is loud? What if the fiance is bad? Breakfast gon be awkward. He gon be all “So about last night, ladies. I usually last way longer.” Engaged twin: “You were great, baby!” Non-engaged twin: “Yeah ok. O____o
@Bowdownto_bri: ”Hollup… if they got pregnant whose baby would it be ?”
Both of them. They have one uterus so they’d both be carrying the baby. No need for Maury’s services.
@MissZindzi: ”how do you reject the other one when she’s there all the time??”
Right. Like how did that proposal go down? Was he like “Hey YOU. I love YOU. Not you though. You just cool. But YOU. Marry me.” I got queries.
@Emti - ”Do both women have to consent to secks? ”
Good question. Since their Love Pocket is shared property, I’d say so. But what if the other twin doesn’t wanna bone the other one’s husband that night? What happens then? What if they got different libidos? The questions are endless.
@Hrsparks - ”What if one wants babies and the other doesn’t? Her titty is going to become engorged anyway. That sucks.”
Oooo lawd. This would be a debate for the ages. The spirit of compromise would need to win over.
@Danagleeson - ”Wonder how things work if the single twin wants to “date.” Is the married twin cheating?”
I’ont e’em be knowing.
With that being said, the moral of this story is that there’s hope and love out there for everyone. Love is a beautiful thing.
Update: According to their new show on TLC, neither of the Hensel Twins is actually engaged. Now I’m all disappointed.
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You are a mess, a good one at that! Your answers to the questions were interesting. I think we’re going to need a part two? Who is the guy and whay are his motives, how did they meet?
The tweets and this article in general is quite disgusting. The back handed “the moral of this story is that there’s hope and love out there for everyone” is fooling noone. How these girls live their lives or what their do in their bedroom is nobody’s business but theirs.
Yeah, you right its none of our business, although they shared it with the world….O_o
GET OUT!. These girls shared the fact that one was engaged. Did they give intimate details of their sex life? Why the hell does it concern anyone. Have some respect for these women.
Damn, dude…You really going hard in the paint for this 3some….Are you dating the other chick? Cause if so, I really have questions….when it’s your turn to hit it, do you ask her, who’s is it? Will you get mad at the other twin if she says it’s her husbands?
…lololololol, not 3some.
So have you never been on Luvvie’s site. If you don’t like whats posted here’s a clue DON’T CLICK THE LINK.
And once they made it public as they have with all of their life we then became able to comment on it.
Miss is that you in the pic? if it is you need to loose several pounds. it’s bad for your health that you’re that big. Cut out the carbs..how are you getting up on a morning rolling over?.
….get my drift…
Didn’t know there was a Stan club for the conjoined …
JR, my friend you need to stop being a tout and tuck in your tampon. So now because you don’t like the post and comments YOU took the time to read you go around insulting people??!
I see someone didn’t spend enough time on their mother’s breast. As luck would have it, the other single twin just might let you suck hers. So you’ll both be winning.
Let me pull you up a lounge chair \____ and now you may sit in silence!
But where is your pic JR. I’m secure in myself and looks and let me give you a hint the fat jokes are played out like middle school played out
Why are you so butthurt, JR? In fact, don’t answer that. I don’t give a damb.
Hey JR,
See that? Over there? It’s the door…you’re welcome to leave. ———->
Or that lil X on your browser tab? Feel free to use that too. No one is asking you to read this blog if you’re so offended.
You have a blessed day now.
He’s winning…Sexing your wife and sister-in-law at the same damn time!!
for real, this situation raises soooo many questions
what if single twin doesn’t even like fiance?
what about oral s.ex, its so close to her face too! what if he puts it to single twin’s mouth in the dark by accident?
what if single twin can have orgasms but married twin can’t does that mean he would be cheating with her sister when he wants the hot loving?
after the wedding night can single twin say she is still a virgin?
questions, Questions, QUESTIONS….
Well…seeing as how I just saw a pic on the internet of one of these two giving her boyfriend/fiance’ a bj, I mean…
I that about sane thing if one don’t want have sex and the other does us that considerate rape? Ewww cone on -___-
I’m sorry, but I’m lmmfaooo because these are the very questions my friends and I had some months back. I tell you this…I was in a severely bad mood but this made me chuckle. “YOU..no not you …” I can’t with you Luvvie!
JR sir have a seat. Please. Smh
What if they got freaky and did a threesome? Would it be him and the two sisters or would they have to add someone else? Is it always a threesome?
*counts # of comments already made and determines the bus to hell is full* ummm. OK. So what happens with twin #2 if she decides to get married? What if twin #2 is a lesbian? What if twin #2 is a raging slut and wants multiple partners? Does twin #1 feel like she owns this box now, because she found someone first to get up in it? The??s are endless. I need Dateline to holla at them and set a special up.
It’s gonna be a train by the time we’re all through reading this article. LOL
I have just rolled over in my future grave twice. H I L A R I O U S. I had to ask the Lord up front for forgivess before I even read the article.
How do they, like, throw up? What if one of them had kids? Would they both be the mother? I’m so confused.
I thought it came out that they actually weren’t engaged. If it were true, I doubt their situation is any stranger than pooping together or putting in a tampon together.
Too FUNNY! You gonna get a Holy Ghost detention for this one Luvvie! lol
Everybody commenting on this post is going straight to HELL…well, except for JR w/his/her sanctimonious butt. Like someone referenced, Luvvie is gonna give is straight no chaser. I will be waving to you all as that bus/train departs.
This has my medulla oblongata doing the brass monkey (that funky monkey) so therefore I will concede that this cannot be true…or maybe they don’t plan on having the secks, i dunno!
YHellacious Arilines boarding out of Heathrow Airort’s Gate H is proud to welcome you all aboard. Our pilot is Cpt LV, assisted by Ct Luvvie. Please fasten your seatbelts, water can be found in the tray tables.
Soooooo if one orgasms does the other orgasm?
Will he be laying Just The Tip with the other one?
Do they still get a Couple’s Deal when they travel to Couple’s Only resorts or is 3 a crowd?
The saga continues
I am fascinated, and praying that will excuse me from an eternity of hellfire and brimstone. So, in that spirit…
One Love Pocket + 2 Spinal Cords = 2 completely different sensory experiences. What if one loves something that the other hates?
Too much to process…
Was he like “Hey YOU. I love YOU. Not you though. You just cool. But YOU. Marry me.”
*chair slide*
*wall slide*
*dead*
*alloftheabove,toodamnmuch*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
think about this two heads,two hands,seperate spinal cords,one sexual organ,really who gets the gratification? The debate songs stupid. Yes they might have two brains but who is to say that the pleasure is not simultaneous,how can they cheat with one mutual body they must coexist or one has to die!
… Soo… I mean.. ok… like, what happens when one of the girls… wants tooooo….. you knoooow.. Like, puberty…. and feeeeelings.. I mean.. oK.. i’mma just say it.. 0_0…. What happens when one wants to touch their self?… I mean…. You’re touching your sister too… 0_0 … ijs.
I have sooooo many questions. 0_0 What if ones a lesbian? 0_0… I mean…… !?! I demand answers! I have SOOOO many questions
OK… what if the one on the right commits a crime… but the one on the left doesn’t… I mean.. what happens? Or like.. what if they work together and the one on the right gets fired for bad attitude…???? Do they drive? Do they take two tests? What if the one on the right is an alcoholic.. and the one on the left is driving… do they get a DUI?
I remember watching a Discovery Channel show on conjoined twins. They covered the Hensel twins, and another pair of women who were joined at the head but had separate bodies. In the latter case, they said one twin had lots of boyfriends, and implied, but didn’t say, the other was gay. Can you imagine what that would be like with the Hensel twins? Such a violation.
Is the husband technically a swinger? Can he cheat with the other twin? Mind = blown
My brain is doing the wop over here but this post was hilarious! I heart you, Luvvie!
Okay if they share everything below the waist then it looks like he is obviously sleeping with both of them and marrying the head that gives him head…
I must be a glutton for punishment, because I keep coming back and hurting myself laughing.
~Chap
even twins who were given birth 2 separately still miss the absence of their twin when they go off and get married,..i think who ever wants 2 marry or engage one shud be man enough to engage the other,..if he has interests in one since they both share the same body he shud love them whole heartedly to love the other ,..it wldnt just be fair to take one part of a body and not the other,..i blv they share emotions same way,..so,..really,..whoever wants one must want the other,..he’s got no choice.
what happens if the “love box” nerves are only connected to one twin and it’s not the one getting married?
Can’t believe I wasted my time reading this shit with all these dumb questions. So many black people too, no wonder smh. Hey, let’s talk about Gaby Douglas’ hair again!!!
so the first twin technecaly looses her virginity so would it be consider cheeting if when abigale looses her virginity??
O.o
This has to be one of the worst blogs I’ve come across on the web.
Hey Don’t worry be happy …kill yourself you are a virus …you bigioted bitch
WOW i had questions but i never thought about half of the ones you guys had and there are alot. The only way to find out is by them, maybe they will write a book of there 2 sides of life!
At least the guy getting married to her will get his ball bag and butt hole tossed for free.
Plus also it won’t cause an embarrassment when the married one catches the groom sniffing her sisters panties…. As they are the sisters and hers!!!
I don’t care what any1 says both Abby and britney are beautyfull little angels making the most of what thay have got. I think thay are both very sexy and wish there was two of me so I could date both of them. XO