The internet is a den of Iniquity and there are sometimes when I wonder how I come across the things I do. The picture below is one of those times:
*deepest sigh in the history of life*
I don’t e’em… I can’t e’em… but what is… LAWDDDDD!!!
Why is this older gentleperson rocking a fitted scoop neck tee with “babe” on it and a matching bustier and boyshorts? And then he accessorized it with some thigh highs and pumps. And a choker. To make the #alphet really pop. O___O
I have SO many questions and not enough answers.
a. Who is he talmto on that phone? Is it his ride from the airport? Does the person know he’s showing up looking like a geriatric call girl who lost his weigh (yes weigh)?
2. Why is that bustier holding on for dear life? How did it even clip to begin with, especially since it clearly wasn’t made in his size? Those titanium clasps are like “HELL NAWL, WE WON’T GO!”
III. Is that a bodysuit? Does that shirt clasp at the crotch? I don’t know where it ends. Maybe it’s under the girdle. I’m confused. But that upside down muffin top he got going got me perplexed.
4. I’m pretty sure he’s at an airport. How did TSA react to him? Did they make him take off the girdle at security?
5. Why are his legs kinda nice. They’re all shapely. Maybe it’s the heels that set them off right. Speaking of…
VI. Where’d he get those heels though? I like them.
G. When old babe looked in the mirror after putting this ensemble on, did he really think he was serving the children? I wanna know if he was he like “YES BISH! I AM SLAYING!!!!”
This man really looks like he’s someone’s regular ol’ granddaddy from the nexk up. He even has the customary old white man haircut. But once you get below his chin, chaos reigns. And his luggage is all sensible. Meanwhile, he’s standing there looking like what I imagine Lil Kim will in 20 years. Chile… iCan’t.
But really. Whose old babe is this? Did they pick him up on time from the airport? He looks like he’s waiting.
Category: Whose is this?