YouTube is the Devil. This Video is Proof
Someone sent me a link to this video below. And I watched it for 3 minutes before quitting. Because I TRULY had many “WHAT THE DEUCE??” moments. And it made me want to call my internet provider and cuss them out for allowing me to have wifi and the signal needed to view this.
Umm… SO… I have questions. SO MANY QUESTIONS. I won’t ask any though. Because I’m trying to keep my plot of land in the clouds. The one Jesus promised me. I’m just gonna keep giving this blank stare O____________________O. And I need to go fight whoever brought it to my attention.
iCan’t. YouTube is truly the den of iniquity.
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Why lawd….
I’m not gonna lie. This first time I clicked on this
and saw that girl jump out of that Crouching Tiger
position….I ran away from my damn laptop.
Lol Thank you, I needed that laugh. I will skip this one.
What in the…? Who in the…? I can’t even…
Umm…. yeah. I don’t want no problems from the man above and my womb, so I’m gon sit with a TIGHT lip on this one.
Luvvie!!!!! IHATEU!!!!! And I’m going to find you in DC on Thursday and tell you to your face! If I lose my little shack in heaven over this, I’m coming for you.
Really just had a questionable parenting skills moment as I called my 16-year old son to “come see this.”
You were able to watch 3 minutes? I didn’t get to 2…
Should have a *will haunt you in your sleep* disclaimer.
I didn’t even get to two minutes either. That is a minute and thirteen seconds I am never getting back.
We gotta pray….
*shakes fists at Luvvie then clicks x*
0_0!
*THAT* is seriously disturbing. We’re talking in the level of the smoking 2 year old crazy. Even my cat stopped in his tracks and stared at the laptop.
I’m gonna pray for the people of this world.
I think this “baby” is really like 37 years old. And this is some sort of weird porn. I just watched this on my work computer. Luvvie…you gotta help me find a new job. O_O
To quote Captain Jack Sparrow, “Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.” *runs away with arms flailing*
This is an alien badly disguised as an Brazilian baby.
for those of u with weak constitutions – u missed the crotch *dig* (yes, dig, not just a grab) at about the 3:20 mark.
it was indeed at a very young age that bonita rosario alvarez gonzalez…or big bobo as she later came to be known…realized the bright lights of the skrippa stage beckoned her.
only one question from me though – hoooooow did luvvie make it through this post without making not na’ahn reference to rick rawse’s titties??
donell, get out of my head! I just sat here and thought to myself, “someone needs to start praying that baby off the pole right now.”
I saw that too. Le’Sigh!
My eyes cannot un-see this. My dog is looking at my laptop like the RCA dog with his head tilted to the left.
THIS AIN’T A BABY, LUVVIE!!! Why must you make me cry?!?!? Now I gotta find another way to get to Heaven…
@Luvvie you are hilarious. After seeing this clip, all you can ask is why Lawrd.
help me baby Jesus…
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Luvvie!5 months later…I just can’t with you. But OAN…I bet she can’t slide like that on the carpet. Ok, imma stop!