Whatchu Got On, Foxy Brown?
I was minding my own business when someone sent me this pic and I just wanted to fight somebody.
But I don’t understand. What is Foxy Brown’s #alphet about and what made her go on stage looking like this? Upon viewing this picture, I asked Jesus to take the wheel and He said “NAWL, my child.” I respect that.
Foxy got her Ill Na Na all out and she’s ill-equipped and much too old to be dressing like this anywhere outside of her boudoir. Ill NAWL NAWL. She got Nicki Minaj looking like Santa Maria and to do that, you must have done too much, wore too little. I’m not here for this. And it looks like Nicki ain’t either. She’s in her head like “This heffa here tried it.” She did, Onika. She tried and failed.
I need Inga to never do this again. Wherever she dropped off her pants, I need her to go pick them up and let her thighs inhabit them because that is the right thing to do. This is not how you find relevance, Foxy. Yes, we’re talking about you but it ain’t for the reasons you want us to.
Either way, girl put your damb pants on. Got the nerve to leave the house in your Hanes Her Way brief panties like that’s ok. You look a fool. A pantless plum fool.
Whatcha’ll think of Foxy’s ensemble? Also, where are her friends? I must know.
Edit: Many of y’all have mentioned her wig. Foxy just can’t let that Wet & Wavy go even though it’s Messy & Terrible. Bless her heart.
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I’m so sick of seeing Foxy rock that same wet ‘n wavy hair since 1995…And is it just me, or does she always look musty?? Like she smells like a damn Billy Goat in an onion patch…ohhh, and standing there all knock kneed like a baby horse…I’m so done….
Kay, what you NOT gon do is come up here and make me laugh so hard I almost scratched myself in the face. “Like she smells like a damn Billy Goat in an onion patch…ohhh, and standing there all knock kneed like a baby horse”
I almost pissed myself. Ma’am. You gotta go.
Imma go, but when you leave, I’ll be back….
Can I sue Kay for my sore throat? Hollering and damn near choking reading her comments! LOL
I almost spit out my water!!! Oh my goodness!
LMAO!!! LUVVIE I ALMOST HIT MY HEAD FROM CACKLIN BACK AND FORTH LOL
ROTFLMAOooOoo!!! Knock kneed like a baby horse! OMG! I’m such a visual person….this is too much!
@Kay, thank you sooo much for the laugh, you are crazy, but so right…lol!
Kay, imma have bruises all over my legs cause all I can do is slap my thighs in effort to breathe. That was the BEST laugh ever!!
Yep, I defeinitely wet mah britches.
And the slaughter continues…bury me in my wedding dress.
Time of death: 11:06 pm
LMBO!!!! I was thinking the same thing about the hair. Like, when is you gon get u a new weave, dang it???
LMMFAO!!! Every time I look I laugh and start choking
l’ng-my-@$$-off!!!! ….Tooooooooooooooooooo thru @ “Billy Goat in an onion patch…”
I can’t stop laughing…..
iDied…and I’m sending my fooyneral bill to Kay.
NO! I have had too many damn kids to laugh that hard. Now I have to go change me ‘Hanes her-ways’ Dammit woman!
I wonder if after she put this here outfit on did she glance at herself in the mirror and say “I look good”….because baby!, this ain’t right!!
The chafing…oh the chafing. Even Rose and Dorothy looked better in their tap dancing #alphets and shiny tights than this. But answer this for me Luvvie, please: couldn’t she lotion up her legs in their entirety, instead of stopping mid-thigh? And her makeup gives her skin that Jimmie “JJ Evans” Walker kind of sheen to it. And by sheen, she is looking mighty ashy in the face.
Nikki looks HELLA uncomfortable. She knows she told her to put on the leggings she had laid out for her back stage…
DEAD at this ENTIRE comment! Rose and Dorothy??? Jimmie Walker sheen? BWAAAAAAAHAHAHA!
Word. The chubb rub in that pic is a real situation. I vote no.
Hey man… all the above comments are true.. I aint even gonna lie.. but at least all her parts are R-E-A-L!
Kay…bye girl….dayum near killed ova laughin atchoo! LMAO!
She is waay too old…n too big for that outfit…n that weave looks so homemade…give it up Foxy…Kay…u crazy for that comment…lmao
Ms. Kay stay killin’ folks… she be da reason why I log on Facebook!
After reading these comments.. I just can’t. “Knocked-kneed baby horse”..??? “Jimmy “JJ” Walker sheen… sheen= ash ”
I’m so done. I’m finna log off. But before I do, yes, Foxy looks a 48 year old mess. Just sweatin’..
Fox brown is not 48 yes old check your math
Kay! I laughed, choked, and saw the white light. Dear Lord.
I’m certain Foxy and Fantasia have the same stylist.
*Walks off singing an old Negro spiritual* Stop by Foxy house my Lord…
Does she have a black choker on or a brown body suit ??? Cause that discoloration from neck to chest is waaay too off
too true!
I said it before & I’ll say it again, this yamp don’t have a soul in the world that cares about her or she wouldn’t be outchea looking like dimpled spoiled fruit.
I KNOW I can’t rock the same stuff I wore in ’95, so Foxy needs to know it too. I think an intervention is needed.
In that order.
She has no real friends. Because real friends don’t let friends drunk dress in old lady panties and go out in public drunk.
Ratty Black is absolutely ridiculous! Nicki is looking at her like…She looks like Thangaroo in a onesie…I wouldn’t dare say a Kangaroo because PETA would get me for defamation of a animal!
This is proof that not everyone can rock a Dereon onsie like Beyonce. Some people need to wear cargo pants instead…and a turtleneck.
DEAD!!!
Inga, Ill Na Na, Brown Fox, Inmate #343535335, whatever name you are going by these days…Boo, that look is not it or even an approximation of it.
It was SUCH a mistake to read this entry & all associated comments when I read it! (About 11:30 EST). I can’t sleep so I decided to see what Twitter, and the various blogs I read, had to offer as far as entertainment goes. I was WRONG to come here! Between the pic itself, Luvvie’s write-up and the comments, I’m literally in tears! (I don’t want my husband to kick me out of the bed due to excessive hollering & cackling!)
Wow…..I just stumbled upon this and…damn!!!! Yall are hilarious
She looks like she’s one of those women that put themselves on YouTube struggling to get into their body magic, and then wanna model how Sexy she think she looks in it. And as for the hair, she’s probably wanna those people who save their weave bits in a box under the bed and apply portions whenever the need arises, then washes them in the sink next to their panties, air dry, then repeat.
You are SO WRONG for this!!! *hollers* Did you really say “weave bits in a box under the bed”??? And washes them in the sink and air dry? Bwahahahahaha!!! I.can’t.
She should be setting a better example to all the younger Ladies up and coming and to her younger fans out there. How disgusting. No one wants to see her old raggedy ass in that attire. Sexy is one thang but nasty is a new low. Even for her old ass. Smdh….
I just don’t understand…..
Yup- she made nicki look like a glorious angel with the smartest fashion sense
Buh wha’ de fadder, mudder, cousin Foxy have on!?!? Sorry, went all Trini for a moment there.
Nicki Minaj looked normal by comparison. Normal.
I don’t think the words Nicki and normal have been used synonymously in the same sentence until now. Good grief, Foxy.
Y’all remember that cat suit that Fantasia had airbrushed on her love handles that one time? Methinks Foxy went to the same designer. It only makes sense.
Both Of These Out Of Shape Bitches Should’ve Took Notes From Lil Kim
If You Wanna Dress And Abe Like Her You Gotta Be In Shape Duhh
Foxy Look Like A Gorilla With A Wet And Wavy Wig On
It’s So Obvious They Wanna Be Kim So Bad everybody Knpws That Lilkim Been Bringing Other Female Rappers On Her Return Of The Queen Tour Now These Botches Cool Foxy Even Stated That She Didnt Like Nicki Now They Bestfriends Smh Some Shady Shit Going On
Thats what I’m saying and if Ya notice they are wearing similar things that Kim wore on her tour It all make sense now.. I was once #TeMinaj but I seen playtime is over and seen how nicki reall has been stealing Kim style and lyrics this shit is crazy
Y’all have ripped my soul straight from my body with these comments! I can’t breathe! LMAO!
I just had to leave the quiet car on the train because I couldn’t stop giggling at these comments. Oh Foxy, why?!
I CAN’T!!!! Y’all are going IN! I am at my desk at work n tears. Between Luvvie and Kay’s comment’s its a total wrap! And the rest of the comments ain’t half steppin’. This is the funniest ish I’ve read in a minute. A MESS!
U guys are going HAM on Foxy…I love(d) her but she deserves it cuz the view from the back is even worse, like 100x.
You see…(yes deep pause & sigh)..when I saw your subject I knew I was in trouble so I REFRESHED my coffee knowing I was about to thoroughly enjoy some buffoonery. As always you delivered. Foxy? does however need a sternly worded letter that starts with telling her she is NOT. As for Nikki – why you got an attitude? You upped the game of this hooker-wear foolishness. Rolling you eyes trying to look dignified with mostly black hair and (almost) covered up.
I am crying!!!! Thanks for the best laugh in weeks!
What the nerve she got on?? longiray? LOL!!!
But listen on a serious note I was watching the whole Pepsi concert thing or w/e… And Nicki Minaj had the nerve to say that Foxy Brown opened the door for her and she was just giving Foxy all the praises in the world! But what I don’t get is…. How is Foxy the ONLY female rapper that opened the door for u? Meanwhile u around here stealing Lil Kim’s style.. I just.. nvm. Then she had the nerve to squeeze Lauryn Hill’s name in there gorl…SMH.
I am cracking up at this post! Luvvie’s right though, she needs to go get her pants and put them on…knees look like they’re trying to give each other dap.
Wow! I am in stitches ..smh..too funny.Foxy Brown almost resembles a tall version of >Lester Napoleon Green from the movie Bubble Boy >http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1024&bih=647&tbm=isch&tbnid=W-Djclbfr59A0M:&imgrefurl=http://search.wn.com/%3Fresults_type%3Dvideos%26language_id%3D1%26search_type%3Dexpression%26search_string%3Ddvlh%2Bbeetle%26sort_type%3D-pub-datetime%26template%3Dcheetah-search-adv%252Findex.txt%26action%3Dsearch%26corpus%3Dcurrent&docid=Xw5SzPqW4YAX1M&itg=1&imgurl=http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UCJ8r-z8dLw/0.jpg&w=480&h=360&ei=778tUM7dLonwiwLqv4CoDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=408&vpy=146&dur=435&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=92&ty=88&sig=101268657554514737275&page=1&tbnh=127&tbnw=169&start=0&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:79
You are hilarious. I’m laughing out loud in my cubicle with my fellow employee to my left giving me the side eye… I agree Foxy looked a hot, where is her mama, mess.
I’m dying over here!! So glad I didn’t read this at work!! They’d know for real I’m in the back not working!! ~billy goat in an onion patch?!? Lmmfao!!! Lord Jesus, I laughed off about a million calories!!
This is wrong in all kinds of way. It doesn’t help that she has an awkward pose there. I don’t know about other countries, but in Nigeria, those are definitely K Legs.
Oh…My…Goodness!! I was laughing so hard at another Luvvie post at work, I thought they were going to escort me out. So you may understand why I am sooo glad I didn’t see this until I got home!! Oh, my poor head!! I can’t breathe…I can’t see…I can’t type!!
*billy goat in an onion patch* bwahahahaha!!!!!