Michelle Obama’s Hair was LAID Like ObamaCare at the DNC and I Am Here for Her!
First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama, came to the Democratic National Convention to SLAY and she left many in her wake as she murked that speech she had to give effortlessly. And she had me eating out the palm of her hands.
Many other places will talk about what Michelle’s speech was about. I’m here to talk about how she came looking as FAHN as she wanted to look. Let me proceed.
You see Michelle coming up there looking like a stone cold FOX??? You SEE IT.
First of all, FLOTUS’ hair was LAID like ObamaCare! That coiffure was SILKY dinnamug! It looked like it felt like what I imagine Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak did. All light and airy yet still substantive. Re-read that sentence if you need be. Don’t argue with me about its’ validity either. Michelle’s hair had more body than Serena Williams. It was stacked! This is what everyone who gets a perm THINKS their hair will look like. But their follicles might don’t make it so well. OOP.
Then, we must talk about how Michelle’s face was BEAT like God’s favorite percussion instrument. It was BEAT like a choir’s favorite drum with the tambourine on the side. YES GAWD! Them eyebrows are SNATCHED like the wigs of the Republicans after Chellie O got off that DNC stage. I mean, slightly TOO snatched but it’s cool.
And then that dress??? THAT. GAHTDAMB. DRESS. Look at the whole thing:
COME ON, SOMEBODY!!! The FLOTUS was rocking a custom Tracy Reese dress and it gave me EVERYTHING! Is that silk fabric? Look at how it falls on her and shows off them awesome arms? YOU. SEE. IT. I give Tracy Reese ALL of the props because her designs are just amazing. I’ve rocked 2 of her dresses before and they made me feel so pretty. When I grow up, my closet will be FULL of her work. Hear my vain cry, Universe!
But yeah, the FLOTUS’ glamour squad came super correct tonight (as they usually do). I’ma do a church clap for that team because they keep her winning.
Besides what she looked like, Michelle’s speech was just captivating and moving. I was already a groupie and now I’m a stan. When she said “That is the story of this country. The story of unwavering hope grounded in unyielding struggle” I surely stood up in my living room and did an invisible tambourine shake.
She also talked about how at one point, her and President Barack Obama’s student loans were more than their mortgage. She basically said “Sallie Mae ain’t bout that life. But we made it through. LOOK AT GAWD!” *dances in the pews* COME ON SOMEBODY!
And at the end, she was on the verge of tears as she spoke and I was about to slide off my couch! That woman was giving me tea for my fever on that stage! As she finished and walked off, I was already rolling around on my carpet!
What I loved the most though was that she left the stage as Beyonce played! THAT IS HOW YOU DROP THE MIC! CHIEF REVEREND DEACONNESS HEAD OF THE USHER BOARD MICHELLE OBAMA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! GET ON YOUR DAMB FEET!!! Chile I almost caught the Juanita Bynum holy ghost! hfehfoiefjpfjewpofkofkqwffnioejf SHOULDACOMEINAHONDA!
I love Michelle Obama. I am such a fangirl for her. She came on that stage and took NO damb prisoners and I am HERE FOR HER ALLATAHM!
Did y’all watch? Was I the only one at home getting my LIFE? I doubt I was because Twitter went NUTS. Whatcha think of her #alphet?
P.S. This picture was tweeted from the @BarackObama account right after, of the First Family watching their matriarch do her thing and bring down the house!
The First Family has my doggone heart! I CAN’T TAKE THE CUTENESS!
Oh and FYI:
Yup. She slayed.