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Michelle Obama’s Hair was LAID Like ObamaCare at the DNC and I Am Here for Her!

First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama, came to the Democratic National Convention to SLAY and she left many in her wake as she murked that speech she had to give effortlessly. And she had me eating out the palm of her hands.

Many other places will talk about what Michelle’s speech was about. I’m here to talk about how she came looking as FAHN as she wanted to look. Let me proceed.

Michelle Obama DNC 2012

You see Michelle coming up there looking like a stone cold FOX??? You SEE IT.

First of all, FLOTUS’ hair was LAID like ObamaCare! That coiffure was SILKY dinnamug! It looked like it felt like what I imagine Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak did. All light and airy yet still substantive. Re-read that sentence if you need be. Don’t argue with me about its’ validity either. Michelle’s hair had more body than Serena Williams. It was stacked! This is what everyone who gets a perm THINKS their hair will look like. But their follicles might don’t make it so well. OOP.

Then, we must talk about how Michelle’s face was BEAT like God’s favorite percussion instrument. It was BEAT like a choir’s favorite drum with the tambourine on the side. YES GAWD! Them eyebrows are SNATCHED like the wigs of the Republicans after Chellie O got off that DNC stage. I mean, slightly TOO snatched but it’s cool.

And then that dress??? THAT. GAHTDAMB. DRESS. Look at the whole thing:

FLOTUS Michelle Obama DNC Tracy Reese

COME ON, SOMEBODY!!! The FLOTUS was rocking a custom Tracy Reese dress and it gave me EVERYTHING! Is that silk fabric? Look at how it falls on her and shows off them awesome arms? YOU. SEE. IT. I give Tracy Reese ALL of the props because her designs are just amazing. I’ve rocked 2 of her dresses before and they made me feel so pretty. When I grow up, my closet will be FULL of her work. Hear my vain cry, Universe!

But yeah, the FLOTUS’ glamour squad came super correct tonight (as they usually do). I’ma do a church clap for that team because they keep her winning.

Besides what she looked like, Michelle’s speech was just captivating and moving. I was already a groupie and now I’m a stan. When she said “That is the story of this country. The story of unwavering hope grounded in unyielding struggle” I surely stood up in my living room and did an invisible tambourine shake.

She also talked about how at one point, her and President Barack Obama’s student loans were more than their mortgage. She basically said “Sallie Mae ain’t bout that life. But we made it through. LOOK AT GAWD!” *dances in the pews* COME ON SOMEBODY!

And at the end, she was on the verge of tears as she spoke and I was about to slide off my couch! That woman was giving me tea for my fever on that stage! As she finished and walked off, I was already rolling around on my carpet!

What I loved the most though was that she left the stage as Beyonce played! THAT IS HOW YOU DROP THE MIC! CHIEF REVEREND DEACONNESS HEAD OF THE USHER BOARD MICHELLE OBAMA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! GET ON YOUR DAMB FEET!!! Chile I almost caught the Juanita Bynum holy ghost! hfehfoiefjpfjewpofkofkqwffnioejf SHOULDACOMEINAHONDA!

I love Michelle Obama. I am such a fangirl for her. She came on that stage and took NO damb prisoners and I am HERE FOR HER ALLATAHM!

Did y’all watch? Was I the only one at home getting my LIFE? I doubt I was because Twitter went NUTS. Whatcha think of her #alphet?

P.S. This picture was tweeted from the @BarackObama account right after, of the First Family watching their matriarch do her thing and bring down the house!

First family watching michelle obama

The First Family has my doggone heart! I CAN’T TAKE THE CUTENESS!

Read full transcript of FLOTUS’ speech

Oh and FYI:

Yup. She slayed.

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29 Comments

  1. September 5, 2012 at 12:47 am — Reply

    Girl, you got me coughing and dying here in Africa riding this….and thrashing on the floor re-enacting every dern dramatic play your described.
    ^~___~^~___~^~____–______________________________ (flatlined!!!)

  2. IfYouEverComeBack
    September 5, 2012 at 1:03 am — Reply

    SO i kinda forgot the DNC started tonight and I am kinda mad about that. Now i must go and find the vid of tonight online somewhere. however I heard the FLOTUS slayed.

  3. September 5, 2012 at 1:26 am — Reply

    Michelle done SLAYYYYYED! Yaaas! THIS is change I can believe it (sorry B-Rocka)

    P.S. Um…who is that grown woman and what happened to my cute lil baby Sasha? *wails*

    • September 5, 2012 at 8:29 am — Reply

      I was thinking the same! Sasha looks so growed up *sniff*

  4. carla
    September 5, 2012 at 1:32 am — Reply

    U r the best…u took the feelings in my heart and turned them into words…First Lady Obama was so Awesome!!!! Love her!!!

  5. September 5, 2012 at 1:50 am — Reply

    girl. i want to add so much to what you said, but i can’t – you said it all. and well.

    Michelle is a badass. bad.ass. youaintherrd. BAD.ASS.

    she bitch slapped errebody at the RNC and didn’t even mention names – in my next life, i’m coming back as Michelle – don’t try and fight me for the spot – i already called God and Jesus on the private line and got it arranged. you can be Malia or Sasha … or even Barack – but i got dibs on Michelle

    Michelle Obama in 2016 – sign her up!

    • Shazza
      September 5, 2012 at 9:01 am — Reply

      AMEN!!!!!

  6. angie
    September 5, 2012 at 2:02 am — Reply

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTPdKUA9Ipg&feature=colike here’s the link to Michelle’s full speech. She was wonderful and yes she looked marvelous! Body in her hair almost as luscious as her body in the dress! Her speech was amazing. i cried and holy ghost stomped too. And Barack’s face in that photo?! All smug and proud? Yes God honey. Work 1st family. Work.

  7. esther lian
    September 5, 2012 at 3:18 am — Reply

    Harry Potters cloak though. Its to early for this lmao!!! Im soooo wearing my hair down today. Lol

  8. Sha Sha
    September 5, 2012 at 3:24 am — Reply

    Did Michelle slay??!!! The look on her family’s face is all you need to see to get the answer. Her husband looks like his heart is so full of love and proudness for her it makes mine ache with yearning just to look at it. She is the icing on his cake. You go girl. Holding it Down!!!

  9. getlikekai
    September 5, 2012 at 5:00 am — Reply

    So reading this just touched my heart, because you gave me play by play of how my FLOTUS Slayyyyyed last night. I watched with tears in my eyes. Great read!

  10. Jazz
    September 5, 2012 at 5:21 am — Reply

    I came home from Bible study just in time last night. I was kinda bored by the dude before her, but SHE SLAYED. She basically told the GOP that success is not quick , you have to work for it and it takes time.

  11. TwinkerBelle
    September 5, 2012 at 8:15 am — Reply

    Listen. I was done when she slayed just by sashaying across the stage. You see that glistening skin and that bouncing and behaving hair. YOU. SEE. IT. And everyone will deal.

  12. September 5, 2012 at 8:21 am — Reply

    Ummm…I missed it, but I’m bout to watch REHT NAH! Question: WHEN DID SASHA GET ALL GROWWWWEEED UPPPP??!!!!! Dang she’s beautiful and not cute anymore. WoW

  13. September 5, 2012 at 8:39 am — Reply

    FLOTUS SLAYED!
    Her hair slayed every 1st lady from First Baptist To Paris France!
    Her Oratory Prowess slayed like she was reading for the God’s .
    Somebody call Webster and tell them to update the dictionary Flotus is leaning on every page..get ya weight up!
    She read Romney then she slayed his wife and hair flipped Ryan!
    Yess honey!Werk!
    And then the moment I fainted!
    When they showed The Leader Of the Free world Lounging with his brown babies looking like (puffy) take dat take dat uh huh yeah! BADY BOY 4 LIFE!
    I got weak!

  14. janelfelice
    September 5, 2012 at 9:07 am — Reply

    Yes FLOTUS slayed!!! I am here for her in everything that he does. But can we re-elect Obama so he can have the security? With those two grown women sitting with him on the couch, he’s going to need it!

    • Kina
      September 5, 2012 at 1:41 pm — Reply

      Sasha looks like a woman grown. The girl is only eleven! Dem boys gonna be knockin’ at Barack’s door in a few years. He gonna have some trouble on his hands.

  15. Kina
    September 5, 2012 at 1:40 pm — Reply

    FLOTUS had me in tears at the end of the speech. She straight murked a thug. She slayed alll dem bitches at the RNC and she did it effortlessly with EXTREME style and grace. She was up their preaching and I was feeling every damb word.

  16. Trina
    September 5, 2012 at 4:21 pm — Reply

    “Michelle’s hair had more body than Serena Williams.” Gave me life Mesha is who I want to be when I grow up and Serena has the body I want to inhabit when I grown up. LOL I better hurry tho cuz 30 is pretty grown. But I digress as always love the post.

  17. Shannon
    September 5, 2012 at 5:53 pm — Reply

    First Lady’s hair is laid like freedom, patriotism and apple pie. God must be pleased with Michelle’s hair and her stylist…with every head turn, it bounces and shines for His glory.She must deep condition and seal her hair with the Oil from the “Alabaster box”.

  18. Rachel
    September 5, 2012 at 10:17 pm — Reply

    LOVE HER! Loved this post. I AM A STAN FOR MICHELLE!!!!

  19. September 6, 2012 at 2:05 am — Reply

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  20. Gee
    September 6, 2012 at 4:27 am — Reply

    You ain’t nevah lied! I am still waiting for the ladies in the nurse dresses and white gloves to revive me. She slayed all comers: future and potential! I wish I could get my hands on some perm r’ite now!

  21. Deepwater
    September 7, 2012 at 7:07 pm — Reply

    The First Lady of the United States was absolutely fantastic and knocked the ball clean into space. She looked fabulous dahling in Tracy Reese dress (Black woman designer) She’s awesome. (Love her husband even more….bwaaahhaaaa)

  22. September 11, 2012 at 1:57 pm — Reply

    First Lady Obama looked amazing!!! Luvvie you had me crying with the Juanita Bynum holy ghost moment you had…lol.

  23. Margaret
    October 25, 2012 at 10:22 am — Reply

    Whos paying for all this designer and couture…. you blind dumbass taxpayers, when you’ve got people who cant pay for health care…….really good on you Obamas……keep on spending and making fools of those who follow you

    • HowlingBanshee
      December 1, 2012 at 9:21 am — Reply

      Yes, it’s very important to go in on how much tax money is spent on Mrs. Obama. Because we all know that all the First Ladies before her styled their own hair using Suave products, did their own makeup using Wet’N’Wild, wore all the same clothes they had already owned before their husbands started campaigning, and paid for it all using money they saved up from their previous jobs as a schoolteachers, bank tellers, and medical assistants.
      Okie dokes!

    • Crystal
      June 5, 2013 at 1:37 am — Reply

      The Obamas are millionaires. Barack Obama is NY Times best selling author, former lawyer. Michelle worked for a prestigious law firm, plus the fact the designer give away their clothes to be worm , that’s where they get it.

  24. HowlingBanshee
    December 1, 2012 at 9:28 am — Reply

    Lady O gets all the love for her fabulous fit arms, but can we take a minute and meditate on that beautiful waist to hip ratio?
    I know some haters who know nothing at all about body types want to talk trash about her “large posterior” or whatever — but WOW! That waistline is epic.
    Paired with her generous hips – whose size has more to do with her skeletal frame than with her eating ribs (did you hear that, Plush Limbaugh?) – her proportions are amazing.
    At the risk of sounding borderline disrespectful (which is not my intention) – it’s a wonder that the 20 year marriage only produced two children.

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