Some of y’all are probably saying “Who is Kreayshawn?” and my response is “Exactly.”
She’s a white girl from the Bay area who thinks she can rap and got on YouTube to show her skills. Of course, she was terrible at it and did the most with the least. She wasn’t terrible because she was white. Nope. She was terrible because she made it her schtick, but without any of the self-awareness and the talent to back it up.
She made sure to be a caricature and exactly what you’d think she would be. Her song “Gucci, Gucci” was a mess and then some but it brought her mad attention and soon, some people were talmbout her. I’m mad to those people for bringing her to me.
Ever since I learned of who Kreayshawn was though, I’ve done my best to ignore the hell out of her. I figured she’d go away soon, but two years later, the fool is still here, and on Twitter with a verified checkmark.
Ennehweighs, she released an album last week (I had no idea) and apparently it didn’t do so well. How bad was it? WELLS, Kreayshawn’s album sold 3,900 copies.
Word on the street is that she set the record for worst sales in the history of a major record label’s album releases.
If that ain’t a FAIL, I’m not sure what is. I mean, on the bright side, she did sell more than Chingy did 2 years ago when he sold 693 albums and went credit score. Yes. She did better than that. Kreay sold 3,900 and went toilet paper. But not the fancy 2-ply. This is the 1-ply that gives your yansh paper cuts.
Her album went blunt butter knife and I’d be sad for her if she had talent. But when your work goes tofu, you might wanna sit back and re-assess whether you should be in that industry. No reason for your album to go unsharpened pencil and you’re still confident about your abilities. NAWL.
Oh and she got the nerve to be on the Twitters all defensive and whatnot. She’s talmbout how she doesn’t care. Ma’am! How are you not gon care that you sold LESS albums than the number of people you are following on Twitter? GIRL STAWP!
But lemme leave Kreayshawn alone though. Like everyone left her album at the store. OOP! (-___-)
What else did Kreayshawn’s album go? It surely wasn’t e’em copper. Clown in the comments like y’all love to do!