New MySpace is Almost Here and I’m Not Here For It
A sneak peek of the new MySpace is out and I did a “It’s cute but meh.” Watch the vid below and see for yourself.
Ummm… it looks like a fancy ass Tumblr that will come in handy for musicians and folks with their bad mixtapes. It’ll be awesome for people who love, well, Tumblr. And Justin Timberlake is a major investor now, and even he’s FAHN grill doesn’t make me wanna revive my MySpace page. Not in the least bit. JT might have brought sexy back but MySpace? He coulda kept that.
See, right now, I’m not here for MySpace. NAWL. The ship has sailed, in my book. It stopped being 2006 so I ain’t got the TAHM. Now I ain’t saying I’ll NEVER do MySpace, because if by chance it gets popular again, I might join. Since I’m impressionable like that. But RIGHT THIS MOMENT, I am not interested in going back to that corner of the interwebs.
I even made a chart to explain why. Because everything is better with charts.
Exactly. That’s how I feel. Also, Chescaleigh makes a great point with this tweet of hers:
Pretty much. MySpace surely did used to be the herpes of the internet and I am Valtrex to it
(-___-). Until it is proven otherwise in this new inception of it.
But um… is Tom gon be folks’ first friend? Because you know he even jumped ship and packed his dereon duffel and fled MySpace talmbout “WELP! TY NA GO!”
The good news is that people can stop tweeting random people their bad music links. With MySpace back, they can just go there! So that’s a little win!
So whatcha think of the New MySpace? Are y’all signing up for it? Tell the truth and shame the Sandra Rose.