I come to you in a sad, sad state of affairs.
My girl @MissJia was having a convo on Twitter last night and someone brought up the fact that Simba and Nala from the Lion King are siblings. First, I was all “NAWL! That cannot be!” And then I thought about it. Mufasa and Scar were the only lion males in the entire pride. And Nala doesn’t look like any spawn of Scar’s. Maury will be all “YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!” if anyone even thought it was a possibility. Which means that the only person who could be Nala’s daddy is… MUFASA.
This means Simba ended up getting with his half-sister. And they had a baby at the end of the Lion King. And part 2 was about that baby.
My childhood is dead. Let me just lay here and roll around on carpet for a little bit.
Also, this might explain why Scar was so bitter. He wasn’t getting NONE from anybody. That’s why he was so damb cranky. Although, a lotta folks think Scar was gay. LAWD!
Another thing to think about. Was Scar half-hyena? @MychalSmith thinks so. Lions aren’t dark, and they don’t have dark hair. Plus Scar was all skinty. Can’t you see the hyena in him? THINK BOUT IT!
In fact, I just need them to come out with a Lion King Tell-All book so they can spill all the tea and I can get my LIFE from it!
Seriously. My childhood has gone with the wind.
Have y’all thought about this? Did you cry too?