Whose Lawyer is This?
I haven’t done a “Whose is this?” post in a while so to bring it back, I found the perfect image. Just look below and get your life.
Yo. My man Peter rightchea said if you need a GOOD lawyer, you better call him now. And he produced this high quality (O___O) flyer to prove how good of a lawyer he is.
First of all, homeboy is on this flyer looking like he’s on a set of a music video and no one realizes it but him. He put on his good suit in black to show how serious he is. Then he had to show some patriotism and Jamo pride by rocking the flag on his belt buckle AND as a pendant on his necklace. JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT. And in case you didn’t realize that he was Jamaican, since his nickname is “P Ta Mon.” He’s a walking caricature of himself and he’s ok with it.
Then let’s get into the services that P Ta Mon, Attorney-at-Law renders. Well, for one, he’s having a sale right now where he can get your records expunged for a measly $500. For FIGH HUNNID DOLLAS, call P’Ta and let him get your record fixed, yo! Tell your cousins an’ em IMMEJATELY.
And he’ll help you with MAJOR drug charges. He can’t waste time with the fact that they caught you with a coupla dime bags. NAWL. But if you’re running a ring or they bust your meth lab WIDE OPEN, he got your back! Call this man!
In addition to that, he wants to ensure you that “No evidence, no conviction.” Now, I’m confused. Does this mean he makes evidence they have against you disappear? Does he pull a stunt like Walt and Jesse did in Breaking Bad and destroy anything they got? Lemme find out he’s the chocolate Saul Goodman. I’m confused. But either way, he seems to say he’ll get the work done. Don’t ask no questions. Just enjoy your damb freedom, on behalf of P’Ta!
I ain’t gon lie. P’Ta seems more crooked than Fabolous’ original teeth. He might need a lawyer one day, the way he seems. But if he ever gets disbarred, he can begin (or continue) a career as an extra in a reggae video. He better call Patra, the Queen of the Pack!
So… whose lawyer is this? Which of you is gon call Peter the next time they end up on the wrong side of the law?