The past four weeks, it’s been Fashion Week somewhere in the world. Folks like Claire of The Fashion Bomb and GabiFresh have been to like four of them (New York, London, Paris, Milan) and I know they’ve seen all types of fashions.
But what takes the cake (and some of the icing too) was this bag by Chanel.
MA’AM. WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT? That was my first query.
That, ladies and gents, is a beach bag, supposedly. It’s basically a giant Chanel clutch glued to black hula hoops. TADA!!! You’re beach ready now! O_______O
People are talmbout “is this cute?” NAWL. It looks like one of Barbie’s accessories. Chile, Karl Lagerfeld is cutting up with this one. He was like “lemme make something really ridiculous right quick and slay everyone.” And he did. And people swooned. And I don’t understand.
Someone somewhere put in an order for that bag the minute the model got off the runway. I just KNOWED it. And it prolly costs like $14,361.64. FAH WUT, I ask??? Folks will buy ANYTHING with a label on it. Just impressionable dinnamug. In fact, I expect one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta to be carrying this next season, thinking they’re stunting. Sidenote: I’ma miss Sheree ol’ faking self.
But check out how the bag looks like it weighs more than the model herself. Realest talk. It just looks really cumbersome. Chile… WOMP.
It looks like Gulliver’s earring. Maybe you could roll it down the street with a stick. Iunno whatchu ‘posed to do with this bag.
I ain’t e’em gon ask you if you’d buy it. But let’s say it was FREE and someone gave it to you. Would you rock it? And to where?