Whose Stevie J Haircut is This and Why is it So Accurate?
I was on my grind (O_O) when someone brought this pic to my attention on my Facebook fan page. And I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. So I cried laughing.
One of your cousins got Stevie J’s face cut into the back of his head. AND IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM!!! iCannot. Sometimes, i wish we used our creative powers for good instead of evil. This is a work of ratchet art. It looks just like his ol’ squirrel face WITH the squozed (yes squozed) together mouth. AND the creepy goatee. This is detailed and accurate. To achieve that using hair as your canvas? My dude… genius. That barber has some SKILLS. He even made Steebie slightly cock-eyed. On THAT hand, I’m loving this haircut.
BUT I have questions for the person who made the decision to rock this man’s face on the back of his head. Was he smoking something strong and laced when he arrived at the decision? Is he tryna attract Joseline from behind? Does he realize this makes him 3 times the douchebag he was before? When he went to the club (because you know he had to go that night to stunt with his new coif) did he get props?
I also wonder. When homeboy came in saying “Yo dawg. I want Stevie J on my head” did the barber look at him strange or just shrugged his shoulders. This request can’t be that popular.
People are strange outchea for real. And I’m amused by them.
So I ask. Whose haircut is this? Which of y’alls cousins did this?