Cee-Lo Green is a Walking Christmas Ornament and I Kinda Love It
I enjoy Cee-Lo Green as much as the next person. The dude is entertaining as hell and his music is like in the clouds. He’s clearly a genius and like most geniuses, he also seems to be missing a couple of screws. Which feeds his art, but it also keeps me amused.
Cee-Lo is weird AS HELL. Not weird like “I listen to that band no one else does” but weird like “I enjoy to lick Elmer’s glue just because.” And to be honest, I like him for it. He’s extra, but unlike Nicki Minaj, he has talent to back it up. OOP. SHADE.
PLUS, something tells me he doesn’t just ACT weird. He really IS. I bet he wakes up and colors on his walls just because he can. His off-ness doesn’t seem like a gimmick. So much so that if I ever saw Cee-Lo in some gray suit with 2 buttons and matching shoes, I’d be afraid. I can’t be used to seeing him dress like a normal adult. That’ll freak me out.
I admit that seeing Cee-Lo gets my imagination running wild. I look at him and he reminds me of the dinosaur in Toy Story. You know the one whose arms ain’t meet? Yeah, that one. He’s just so short-limbed. His arms are clearly too short to box with anyone, let alone God. (-_-) It also doesn’t help that he dresses like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia. Outchea walking around in floor-length silk robes and no neck. It’s amazing, really.
Who goes from Toucan Sam to Patti Labelle circa the 70s? Only Cee-Lo.
Why are you rocking jacquard wizard robes like you about to go play a rousing game of Quidditch, my dude??? Cee-Lo be rocking Harry Potter’s Gryffindor robe on a Tuesday like it makes sense. Because it makes PERFECT sense to him. Every day is Halloween for Cee-Lo Green, and bless his heart for me. He keeps me cackling.
I love him for embracing everything that’s odd about him. Including the fact that he often looks like something that should be hanging on a Christmas tree. His ornament swag is so proper, because he’s all round and glittery. You know that man loves him some glitter.
But if you wanna REALLY laugh, look at the video below of Cee-Lo and Kermit the Frog. THAT. DAMB. ALPHET!!! *cries laughing*
He’s going on a safari and he needs mirrors on his shirt for some reason. I just… I am SO tickled by this!
Bless him and his alphets.
So whatcha’ll think of Cee-Lo Green’s wardrobe?