So this election season has really worn me out. It’s been so charged. As someone who isn’t THAT much into politics, I had to perk up and pay attention because this is so important. I’m a fan of President Barack Obama. For reasons. One of this is that he’s FAHN. But even beyond that, I’m a fan of what he’s done, who he represents and how he’s carried himself in the office. Plus, he does stuff like write sweet letters to little girls with two gay dads. ADORABO!
With that being said, his opponent Mitt Romney makes me wanna fight the air. And this is probably why I’m so passionate about this election. I am passionate about the fact that I do not want to see that man become the President of the United States. I am SO SINCERE about it! He makes George Dubya Bush seem not so bad. Heck, he makes him seem downright righteous.
Willard is a good fool and has shown out, as we’ve seen on both debates. He’s done and said so much ridiculous stuff that you’d think his campaign was a skit written by The Onion. Except it’s not and that’s incredibly scary. He’s racist, sexist, homophobic and lies like a Persian rug. MAD even made this chart to see if people can figure out if Mitt Romney said something or if the racist, billionaire, Mr. Burns, from The Simpsons said it.
Utterly foolish. And this is the man that’s on the ballot as possibly the newest leader of the free world. Listen. I REBUKE IT, LAWDT! I rebuke it in the name of all that is good and decent.
I know we’re all supposed to respect each others’ politics even when we disagree but if you’re voting for Mitt Romney, I have no respect for you. It isn’t because I think Barack Obama is a saint. I don’t think so. But Mitt Romney is a man made up of hate. And lies. SO MANY LIES. His politics are archaic and they’re harmful to our well-being.
So no, I have no respect for someone who can vote for a man who hates women, people of color and gay folks. None whatsoever. And if you’re a woman, person of color, or someone who is in the LGBT community and you vote for Mitt, you’re doubly wack to me. DOUBLY. And I am judging you. Because I wanna know who taught you to hate yourself.
In fact, I take a vote for Mitt PERSONALLY. I really do.
As a woman, I’m offended if you vote for Mitt b/c you’re saying I shouldn’t control what happens with my own body. That’s bullshit.
As a person of color, I’m PISSED if you vote for Mitt b/c that dude prolly wonders why we’re not still picking cotton for shits and giggles.
As an LGBT ally, you voting for Mitt tells me that you’re telling some of my closest friends they can’t marry the loves of their lives. And for THAT and so much more, I take a vote for Mitt Romney personally. I can’t help it. I do. And I think you’re wack if you vote for him
Yes, we have freedom of choice. But I also have the right to think you’re uninformed and closed-minded if you vote for Mitt Romney. He’s the beast with no neck that the book of Revelations was talmbout. Don’tchu let that evil win! Please don’t!
So tomorrow when you step into the polls, if you vote for Mitt, please know we don’t go together. You can give me back the friendship bracelet I gave you and my yellow walkman that I left at your house in the 7th grade. GIVE IT BACK! Also, totally erase me from your AIM. We’re breaking up completely. (-__-)
I’m ready for November 7th. Politics makes me tired.
P.S. This video of Chris Rock talmbout vote for Barack Obama, the white president HAD. ME. SNORTING. It’s hilarity.
P.P.S. Also, if you disagree with me and feel like running up in my comments section acting a complete fool because of this post, remember that it’s my blog so it’s like I’m the person on stage with the microphone. I’ll always win. This is a warning for the couthless. So govern yourselves accordingly.