No Country for Jermaine Jackson’s Name Change

[ 30 ] November 8, 2012 |

The Jackson family haven’t been in the headlines too much lately. Not like their usual anyway. But every time I say that, I speak too soon.

According to TMZ, Jermaine Jackson has decided that he wants to change his last name to “Jacksun.”

Jermaine Jackson tin man

If the Chocolate TinMan don’t ease his raggelly ass down the yellow brick road of life and have a damb seat! “Jacksun.” My dude, you STILL gotta pay that child support you owe. Hapless hoodlum. Just a negligent negro. (-____-)

The hell is he changing his name for??? He talmbout he’s tryna do it for “artistic reasons.” Sir, what art do you produce, besides that painted on hair of yours? YES, it takes talent to make black ink solidify and wear it as your coif for years and years on end. Doesn’t it rub off on pillow cases? How do you mold that shape? The only artistry I’m willing to admit for Jermaine is sculpture, which he does everyday to achieve that foolery sitting on his dome.

Also, that leathery skin of his. Does he use shoe polish to achieve the shine? Is his skin’s leather softer than my jacket’s? These are MY questions. That and what artistic reasons does he have to change his name? Girl BYE. Go sit, Jermaine. Clearly he’s the King of Bad Decisions.

Nobody Got Time for that willow gif

Right. I ain’t got TAHM for Jermaine Jackson’s foolishness, and the courts need not have time either.

To make this change, Jermaine gotta have his name announced publicly many times. I, for one, refuse to call the man “Jacksun.” Your daddy’s last name is Jackson, so I’ma call you Jackson.

Jermajesty’s daddy better go #OccupyASeat and stop wasting the legal system’s time with his tomfoolery. Unless he’s about to actually change his name to Jermaine MySkinLeathersoSOF Jackson, I’ont wanna hear it. (-__-)

Since we’re not accepting “Jacksun” what are other names you think Jermaine should go by?

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  1. Charlotte says:

    “If the Chocolate TinMan don’t ease his raggelly ass down the yellow brick road of life and have a damb seat!”

    iHOLLERED! This whole post is hilarious but that line did me in.

  2. Chelly says:

    A Fool Named Greasy Slickback… And you gotta say it all together, like A Tribe Called Quest. #Boondocks

  3. justlikehoney1 says:

    His face STAYS lookin’ like a pan of fresh baked brownies

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  5. Anonya says:

    “Unless he’s about to actually change his name to Jermaine MySkinLeathersoSOF Jackson, I’ont wanna hear it”

    Whoa, whoa! That is an insult to good leather. My beautiful leather shoes, bags, etc do NOT resemble chewed-up-spat-out trial he calls a his face/skin.

  6. Serenity says:

    And we all know how you dislike a different name…….

  7. Tee Rex says:


  8. vroshell says:

    i have laughed so hard at”Jermaine MySkinLeathersoSOF” im crying

  9. TeeNikki says:

    He mays ta well change his name to Bigen, since he’s obviously a stockholder out that mickey flick.

  10. KMN says:

    I refuse to believe that MJJ died for this fools stupid ass sins…

    I agree Luvvie…Jermaine Jacksun Jackson I’mbrokeson have several seats \_\_\_

    And here’s and effin couch in case you start feeling the vapors \____/


  11. Tina says:

    Girl, I didn’t even care about JerTravesty Jackson and you made me read this and nearly squeal out loud at work. If I lose my job on account of you and Leatherface McInkblot, I’m sending you all my bills.

  12. Angelica says:

    The Chocolate Tin Man. *faints

  13. Hattie says:

    I couldn’t help it. I laughed out loud and got some looks. Coco,late TinMan? Hilarious post!

  14. Hattie says:

    Chocolate. Laughing so much, had a misspelling. Too through!

  15. @Steenabelle says:


  16. NowReally says:

    Now, if it were something ghetto like LL COOL JERMS or Jer’manboobs Jaxn …. THEN it would be court worthy. 9 kids… can he even AFFORD to buy a vowel? How about a towel and call it a day?

  17. @VictoriouslyMi says:

    I will NEVER forget someone on BV Messageoards saying he looked like a deep fried LV bag.

    That comment stole my joy.

  18. Annette says:

    First he needs to fix whom ever mess up his nose. Seriously, is he for real or was that someone setting him up? Cause I believe Jermaine has done lost his mind.

  19. J. Lionel says:

    Let’s just call him Jergens, since it seems he’s badly in need of some. iNeedagolaydown now…

  20. Tamika says:

    (In my dave chappelle voice) The n*gga say he dont wanna shine…but that n*gga look shiny to me!

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