No Country for Jermaine Jackson’s Name Change
The Jackson family haven’t been in the headlines too much lately. Not like their usual anyway. But every time I say that, I speak too soon.
According to TMZ, Jermaine Jackson has decided that he wants to change his last name to “Jacksun.”
If the Chocolate TinMan don’t ease his raggelly ass down the yellow brick road of life and have a damb seat! “Jacksun.” My dude, you STILL gotta pay that child support you owe. Hapless hoodlum. Just a negligent negro. (-____-)
The hell is he changing his name for??? He talmbout he’s tryna do it for “artistic reasons.” Sir, what art do you produce, besides that painted on hair of yours? YES, it takes talent to make black ink solidify and wear it as your coif for years and years on end. Doesn’t it rub off on pillow cases? How do you mold that shape? The only artistry I’m willing to admit for Jermaine is sculpture, which he does everyday to achieve that foolery sitting on his dome.
Also, that leathery skin of his. Does he use shoe polish to achieve the shine? Is his skin’s leather softer than my jacket’s? These are MY questions. That and what artistic reasons does he have to change his name? Girl BYE. Go sit, Jermaine. Clearly he’s the King of Bad Decisions.
Right. I ain’t got TAHM for Jermaine Jackson’s foolishness, and the courts need not have time either.
To make this change, Jermaine gotta have his name announced publicly many times. I, for one, refuse to call the man “Jacksun.” Your daddy’s last name is Jackson, so I’ma call you Jackson.
Jermajesty’s daddy better go #OccupyASeat and stop wasting the legal system’s time with his tomfoolery. Unless he’s about to actually change his name to Jermaine MySkinLeathersoSOF Jackson, I’ont wanna hear it. (-__-)
Since we’re not accepting “Jacksun” what are other names you think Jermaine should go by?