Stock Negro Criminal is Too Fine For This Treatment
Oh America. Every time we think you might be about to win, you start losing again. Remember when Barack Obama got elected president in 2008 and everyone was talmbout how it was a post-racial country? Yeah… that was boolsheet. Unless post-racial means “just as racist but since there’s a Black guy in the White House, we’ll feel some false sense of progress.” Because that’s EXACTLY what it should mean. (-____-)
Anyways, one reason why it’s obvious that we have a long way to go?
The shifty-looking white dude on the left was arrested for the killing of three Brooklyn shopkeepers. The cool-looking sketch of a Black dude is what police originally released as the suspect for these killings.
*deepest sigh ever*
My girl Dash Harris referred to the dude on the right as the “stock negro criminal.” Anytime a crime happens, just blame “the black guy.” What does this Black guy look like? It doesn’t matter. Draw up something that looks like someone Black. Make him look young and TADA! We have INSTA-SUSPECT! Especially when the police haven’t done their job to actually figure out a real suspect. Stock Negro Criminal is ALWAYS there for you! O______o
And that’s that bullshit I really don’t like. How do you even explain this MASSIVE discrepancy? The person who is arrested is some middle-aged white man and the original suspect is a young, Black one. What is this, opposite day??? Besides, Stock Negro Criminal (I’ma call him Stock Nig) is a bit too FAHN to deserve this treatment. Let’s talk about him for second.
His lining is CRISP dinnamug! Whoever drew him knows Black men are so sincere about their linings. Stock Nig is outchea rocking that fresh caesar and I appreciate it. It’s almost TOO fresh. Someone said he looks like Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles. That’s so accurate. Just like this dude’s hair is sketched on, Jamie’s is painted on. OOP.
Also, is he rocking Ray-Bans? Those are CA-YUTE!
But yeah. GOOD JOB, AMERICA! This is why the whole world thinks you’re pompous for very little reason. Let Stock Negro Criminal be great. Hmph.
Ain’t Stock Nig fahn doe? Oh. Just me? (-__-)
Edit: Folks keep saying Stock Nig looks like an eyebrow-less Drake. NOOOOO!!! I don’t find Drake FAHN! TAKE IT BACK!