Twitter’s awesome sometimes, particularly in times of joint wig snatching. This past Thursday was one of those times and I got my ENTIRE life.
See what had happened was… Tony Gaskins, one of those random ass relationship experts who doesn’t really say anything of substance but has over 100,000 followers got on Twitter spewing his random boolsheet to women who are too willing to accept it. I don’t follow him but his tweet got retweeted into my timeline and I rolled my eyes so hard I needed eye drops to get them back to normal.
Here’s the tweet:
Theo, that is THE DUMBEST THING I’ve ever heard. That’s so damb stupid. Someone shut down Tyrese School for Dumbass Relationship Advice. He is clearly an alum. These goofy relationship “experts” gotta GTFOH. For real. No country for janky relationship experts. EVER.
And I promptly put him on DumbestTweets.com. And then he blocked me. Tony Gaskins blocked me because I wasn’t here for his JANKASS chicken tweet. SIR, I ACCEPT YOUR HATERATION IN MY DANCERIE! So you know my sharp tongue self had to keep talking.
And then… Twitter went ALL THE WAY IN. For 3 hours. In fact, the only reason folks stopped roasting Tony was because Scandal came on. Olivia Pope and them are the ONLIEST reasons folks stopped dragging this man by his eyebrows. But I laughed so hard my sides were hurting. If you can’t view the tweets below, view them on Storify.
IT. WAS. EPIC. And I fell out. He deserved it. And needs to sit the hell down. How did he even get placed on this pedestal he’s on? What are his qualifications to be a relationship expert? Someone show me some receipts!
Either way, he got dragged and it was delicious.
Also, I said I wasn’t gon get blocked by anyone else in 2012. I’m salty that Tony made a liar outta me. (-__-)