These Girls Didn’t Make the Twerk Team
Twerking is a privilege, not a right. Everyone ain’t able and that is perfectly okay. Those who can twerk do, others need to have a seat when it’s Twerk Time. Like the two girls below. I watched this video and laughed so hard I snorted in real life. Not cute snort but the pig in “Babe” snort. Just watch.
CHILE… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasps for air* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I asked Jesus to hold my mule after watching this and he told me “NAWL, my child!” I’ont blame Him! This is true foolishness. First of all, why is Kelly’s mama teaching her and Brittani (with the i) twerking??? I’d fight my daughters for recording themselves twerking in my house.
Also, why did she teach it to them so badly? She must not be a Twerk master herself, teaching this girl rubbish.
They walked around that circle for 20 seconds like they were really preparing to SLAY US ALL with their dance skills. And then she snatched the skirt off to reveal the leotard and I just KNEW they were gon do something dope. And then that shamockery (sham and mockery) of juke happened and I was left laughing so hard I had to tell myself to stop.
Are we REALLY using our hands to make our yanshes shake? And then she’s clapping behind her back to trick us into thinking her butt is doing it. CLAPPED. Like some backwards seal. NAWL. and then she bust her stuff around 2:30 and tried to play it off. We saw it. lol
Girls. Ladies. Young gals. Stop. STOP. IT. If you can’t shake what your mama gave you, it’s ok. You’re still beloved. Furthermore, don’t put every video of you and your girl kicking it in your room on YouTube for the whole world to see (and laugh at).
They tried it. Hard. And failed. NO TWERK TEAM FOR YOU!
THIS is how you twerk something:
Study it and learn it. And watch YouTube videos.
So whatcha’ll think of Kelly and Brittani’s twerk session?
*watches video again and falls out* SOMEONE CALL THE AMBERLAMPS!