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From Atlanta to Anguilla: RHOA Episode 6 Recap

Whoever thought the couples trip to Anguilla on Real Housewives of Atlanta was a good idea is either naive, or thought it was the perfect recipe for drama. I’m pretty sure it’s the latter and they were right. It wouldn’t be terrible if Kenya wasn’t invited but since she is, drama ensues. And I wonder how no one has dragged her yet. But before that, something awesome happens

Bye, Kim! – The episode starts where last one left off. Kim walks out on the girls at brunch for calling her out on her shady absence. When she gets outside, Kroy is waiting in the car for her and I wonder if she was planning to bounce early all along. The cameramen keep filming and Kroy tries to stop them, talmbout “you’re gonna get a fucking lawsuit.” Ummm for what??? Kim is wack and he’s an enabler. I’m glad she’s gone. As Nene said, “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you. Right up your ass.” iLive for her shade. And then there were 6.

RHOA Six

Kandi’s Mama’s Truth – Kandi tells her mom what happened at brunch, and Joyce asks her what she expects from Kim. She’s the same person who got her mama escorted out of her own wedding last year. Only people Kim cares about are her kids and Kroy. Womp.

Peter and Two Ladies – Peter and Cynthia go to dinner, expecting to enjoy the evening with Porsha and Kordell. But only Porsha shows up because Kordell is busy. They invite the Williams on the Anguilla trip, but when Porsha finds out that Kenya invited herself and will be going too, her face was priceless.

Departure Gate – They meet up at the airport, and Kandi shows up by herself because Todd couldn’t make it. But a couple of minutes later, he shows up, completely surprising her. And Walter shows up in white knee shorts and what looked like KSwisses. He really IS Frank, Moesha’s daddy.

Anguilla Arrival – They land and have to take a boat to Anguilla. Somehow, Kenya ends up steering the boat and she did kick off the fun by making it a terribly frightening ride. When they hit land, Peter had arranged for them to be picked up to head to the hotel. Peter got an Escalade for him, Cynthia, Nene and Gregg and then put everyone else on the bus. Shade.

On the bus ride, Kenya is badgering Walter with marriage questions, wondering if he’s gonna propose to her on the trip. I can answer that right now: HELL NAWL. Phaedra gives us biblical shade with “The Good Book said it’s a good thing for a man to find a wife. Not for a woman to hunt down a man. Like a dog on a bone.” YES, GAWDT!

Room Assignments – They get to the hotel and the couples are shown to their rooms. Kenya starts whining because hers doesn’t have a tub. GIRL YOU WEREN’T E’EM ‘POSED TO COME ON THIS TRIP! GET YOUR LIFE! She needs to be grateful that she didn’t end up on a couch. As she complains, Walter asks her if she’s taken her meds and iHollered.

The rest of the couples are happy with their accommodations. Phaedra and Apollo got TWO tubs in their rooms. Maybe Kenya’s got misplaced in theirs (-__-). Peter and Cynthia have the true master suite. The rose petals on the bed e’em had them feeling frisky. OWWWW! I like them two more now.

Poolside Party Side-Eyes – They meet by the pool that night and Apollo comes shirtless and oiled up. His body is mighty nice and Kenya notices, of course. As he stands by the pool, she pushes him in, starting a flirt session that made everyone uncomfortable. He gets out the pool, picks her up over his shoulders and jumps in with her. AFTER copping some feels. Both of ‘em were hella inappropriate. Ugh.

The Day After – Their first full day in Anguilla kicks off with breakfast. Phaedra comes downstairs rocking a thong and fishnet shirt, showing off all her buns! It was a sign to Kenya saying “I got the donkey and this man. Stand down.” But GAHT, Phaedra is smuggling 2 oompa loompas back there. MY GOODNESS!

Phaedra Donkey RHOA

They take another boat ride, which Nene is apparently over. “Why I gotta catch a boat to get me on a boat to go on another boat to take me to a boat?” HA! The couples split and enjoy alone time on the beautiful island, and Kenya keeps up her marriage nagging. As she and Walter stand in the water, she asks him when they will be getting married. She even suggests they elope and do it there and his response is a coughing fit. Anyone else would take this to mean “NAWL, boo.” But Kenya takes it to mean “I’ma just ask again later.” Poor unfortunate soul.

Meanwhile, Todd and Kandi are enjoying each other’s company over drinks with the names “F*ck me sideways.” “F*ck me up” and “panty dropper.” Anguilla is about that life, huh?

Twerking in Anguilla – Phaedra plans an evening with cultural entertainment for the RHOAers and it’s a group of dancing girls. After the performance, they all get up to dance. Peter is shaking his money maker with Cynthia behind him when Kenya bends down in front of him and makes her ass vibrate. ON PETER!!! What. is. her. life??? You can’t be making it clap on someone else’s hubby like this! Disrespectful as all the hell!

She flirts with any man in a 5-mile radius, including one of the Anguilla staffers named Jeff. All this in front of Walter. She says she wants to get him jealous but he never gets riled up. Ma’am, it’s because he doesn’t give half of a damb about you. THAT’S WHY.

Kenya is Classless – As if that wasn’t bad enough, she goes to Phaedra and asks “If you had to give Apollo a birthday present and it involved 2 of your friends, name the 2.” Kenya is missing more than a couple of screws. iSweaterGAWD. No one with sense would think that question was appropriate! I wanna tell her:

Tacky and I Hate You gif

The episode ends as Phaedra tells her to go on somewhere, in as nice of a way as possible. That woman is a saint. Kenya needs to get her wig, eyebrows and her sideburn hair snatched because she knows no boundaries. Gahtdamb classless wonder. That child couldn’t have couth if it was offered to her in ass injections. (-__-) Kenya ain’t the right kind of bitch. Word to Nene.

Whooo… iCan’t. What would you do if you had a friend like Kenya? Or even an associate?

62 Comments

  1. Ebony
    December 10, 2012 at 7:15 am — Reply

    Luvvie you left out the part of Frank – err Walter’s outfit: His beauty supply store Gucci hat!

  2. Erica
    December 10, 2012 at 7:19 am — Reply

    Ummmm all I have to say is Kenya would have been in an Anguilla hospital laid up with broken limbs no eye brows and Naomi Campbell edges after I was done with her! She is thirsty, desperate and SUPER disrespectful!

    • Aisha
      December 10, 2012 at 9:32 am — Reply

      Snatch her bald like Naomi Campbell’s edges though!?! iHoller!!!!
      *Barren scalp.no moisture.dead folicles.no harvest*

      • Erica
        December 10, 2012 at 11:13 am — Reply

        Aisha gurlllll I mean it with everything in me! Just dead!

    • Tee
      December 10, 2012 at 10:43 pm — Reply

      “Naomi Campbell edges”….that might be the best thing I’ve heard all day! :)

  3. Shavon
    December 10, 2012 at 7:44 am — Reply

    I sooo luv ur blogs about RHOA!!It is so on point!!Now the world CLEARLY sees why that an does NOT want to marry Kenya!!Im surprised she didnt end up in somebody’s hospital over there–but the trips not over yet!!Nene & Gregg are rekindling that flame–just hope it last!!

  4. Lovezoe
    December 10, 2012 at 7:57 am — Reply

    Kenya does the most with the least, BUT Apollo and Peter were out of order too. Kim didn’t even bring in her purse, so we knew she didn’t plan on staying. Did Kenya ru think Porsha stunting her? EVERY time Kenya bring up marriage he gets a coughing fit. I guess they over since he was kissing some PYT. Kenya just trying to secure a spot for next season.

    • MimiLuvs
      December 10, 2012 at 7:12 pm — Reply

      Well, I have read off of another blog that Walter is just a friend that is helping Kenya continue to putting on a front for the cameras. He had done a radio interview stating that he had dated Kenya, a few years ago, for a few months (but he didn’t get any during their relationship).

  5. Khadijah
    December 10, 2012 at 8:04 am — Reply

    1. I have no idea why those ladies felt such a desperate need to associate with Kim’s two-faced whorish talking out the side of her balloon lipped azz

    2. I could live with Kenya being a little high strung ..even cray cray. But grinding all over everyone’s man was very low class. Drunk or no drunk..there’s some shyt you do not do

  6. Shevonne
    December 10, 2012 at 8:09 am — Reply

    Women like Kenya don’t have friends and it’s obvious why. Phaedra is hella patient. I would’ve been put my paws on Kenya. Did you hear when Peter told Apollo that if he did some shit like that with Kenya, he wouldn’t have gotten away with it? Yeah, he wouldn’t have if he was with me. Inappropriate to the max. But anyway, Nene finna make her have a seat next week.

    When Kenya asked Walter to buy her diamonds he said they were blood diamonds and I hollered.

    • December 10, 2012 at 8:46 am — Reply

      LMAO YES…she does NOT want to mess with the Amazon named Nene…Kenya might know boxing but Nene knows the Playa’s club scrapping…Kenya don’t want none…

      And that blood diamond comment…iDied girl…he meant they are i’m not gonna marry you diamonds…thirsty heffa..

      KMN

  7. Cie
    December 10, 2012 at 8:10 am — Reply

    I was cringing at my screen so hard… Like ma’am how are you able to twerk it for the Gods on someone’s husband and not feel any shame? This is why Walter will not be putting a ring on it… your entire hoe-ness is on display.
    Your thirst and desperation are showing, kindly tuck them back in & I thank you.

  8. Serenity
    December 10, 2012 at 8:37 am — Reply

    Kenya is tack, greasy like Jermaine Jackson and not aging well… Even Ray Charles can see that Walter ain’t gonna marry her. And he’s blind AND dead. these women are good. Interfere with my vacation time and I’m liable to get arrested beating your ass on camera

    • December 10, 2012 at 8:50 pm — Reply

      Well DAMB!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

  9. December 10, 2012 at 8:40 am — Reply

    God Bless Phaedra Parks because I would have knocked Kenya all the way out and Apollo would be sleeping out by the pool for the rest of the gotdayum trip.

    First you don’t play with someone’s husband like that, esp. after the way she acted when they first met at the Go Kart place. Secondly, you as my husband better stay in your dayum lane and get that WHORE up off of you!

    See, I don’t believe in Slut Shaming and calling women whores, EXCEPT when they are not “the Right Kind of Bitch”. You see the Right Kind of Bitch would’ve saved all that ass shaking for her own dayum man so he wouldn’t have a coughing attack every time you mention marriage. The right kind of bitch doesn’t do 90’s sitcom shit like heating up TJ dinners and pretending they cooked. The Right Kind of Bitch takes her meds faithfully. And the Right Kind of Bitch would have a ring on her finger by the end of the trip. But since we can clearly see that Ms. Kenya Moore (Ms. USA 19XX) is not, nor has she probably ever been the Right Kind of Bitch!

    Okay, she done got my presha up and I don’t want to go in early labor, so I’ll be back with more about Kim later.

    • December 10, 2012 at 8:49 am — Reply

      “You see the Right Kind of Bitch would’ve saved all that ass shaking for her own dayum man so he wouldn’t have a coughing attack every time you mention marriage.”

      But how about when she was trying to put it on him he was like “I’m good”

      I bout choked on my Halls

      KMN

    • MimiLuvs
      December 10, 2012 at 7:15 pm — Reply

      Congratulations on the impending birth. Many blessings.

  10. December 10, 2012 at 8:47 am — Reply

    Luvvie I just want to thank you for calling Apollo out on his effery too…because he knew better. They both better sit down before Phaedra sues both of them lmao

    KMN

    • Taj Mahal
      December 10, 2012 at 9:00 am — Reply

      They would have been serving him “slap me sideways” drink at the bar. The whole island would know my brand of disapproval.

      • December 10, 2012 at 10:55 am — Reply

        Tell my momma and my baby I loved them and bury me a G ROFLOL@ the slap me sideways drink

        KMN

  11. Taj Mahal
    December 10, 2012 at 8:47 am — Reply

    If I were Cynthia, I would have rightly turned around, moved Papa Smurf, and kicked Smurfette right in her dry, desperate cooch, and wish she would do something back.

    • December 10, 2012 at 11:36 am — Reply

      This is too funny!

    • Randomly Jazzy
      December 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm — Reply

      Oh chile #iHollered

    • Tammie
      December 10, 2012 at 6:36 pm — Reply

      LMFAO @ Papa Smurf!

  12. Lexi
    December 10, 2012 at 9:02 am — Reply

    I was waiting for Mama Phae to lit into Kenyas assssssssssss!!! I would’ve had some words before now. Straight up disrespect and I hope Phae let Apollo have it for that flirt ish he did at the pool. You don’t flirt back sir. no ma’m pam!Lawd next weeks episode is going to be quite a stir!

  13. Jaz
    December 10, 2012 at 9:25 am — Reply

    I am waiting for Phaedra to put Kenya in her place.
    Kenya was all kinds of wrong. I am so ready to see the fight next week

  14. jeezia
    December 10, 2012 at 10:06 am — Reply

    Lol didn’t it just come out that Kenya asked Walter to be on the show. He was saying it like they dated three years ago and he only came on the show for a little bit of fame… Kenya is a big f*ckin mess

  15. abba
    December 10, 2012 at 10:36 am — Reply

    So catch these teas, Frank (i mean, Walter) was on the Frank and Wanda radio show in ATL this morning and he basically said that Kenya asked him to play her boyfriend… So all the stuff about marriage, she brought that up on her own and that is why he is always choking on something when she brings it up. And they only dated for about 3 months 3 years ago! The audio is available on Funky Dineva’s youtube channel. Yes Gawd hunny

    • December 10, 2012 at 10:44 am — Reply

      MESSY & THIRSTY!

      That’s why he gave no dambs that she was grinding up on everyone and their granddaddy!

    • December 10, 2012 at 5:37 pm — Reply

      *gets a mop to clean up all this spilt tea* OOP!

  16. December 10, 2012 at 11:45 am — Reply

    I don’t watch the show, so I get everything I need from Luvvie’s recaps! From what everyone is saying, Kenya is engaging in behaviors that would normally get her busted upside the head until the white meat shows (word to Bernie Mac).

    Question: Why did Kenya join RHOA when she has no house nor is she a wife? Discuss amongst yourselves.

    I mean, the other women have at least one of the requirements. Shouldn’t there be a show called Desperate Middle-aged Single Beauty Queens with Bad Skin of Atlanta?

    And I saw her ass-crack exposing bikini on some site. Since when is plumber crack acceptable? I have so many questions about this crazy heffa…

    • December 10, 2012 at 12:40 pm — Reply

      Shouldn’t there be a show called Desperate Middle-aged Single Beauty Queens with Bad Skin of Atlanta?

      I would watch that show faithfully every week for the ratchetness that would surely ensue!

      • December 10, 2012 at 5:35 pm — Reply

        LMAOOOOOO!!! Yes!!!

    • December 10, 2012 at 2:09 pm — Reply

      I am with you on the non-watchage and loving Luvvie’s live tweeting and recaps. I can’t imagine calling a person like the way Kenya is described a friend. I just can’t. How does one whose man’s being ground upon with another ass not tip said ass over — ass over feet?

    • December 10, 2012 at 5:36 pm — Reply

      “Why did Kenya join RHOA when she has no house nor is she a wife? ”

      Because she ain’t doing shit else. She talmbout this phantom production company of hers. Ma’am.

      • December 10, 2012 at 6:48 pm — Reply

        You are right. Ain’t doin’ shit else except working nerves.

      • Jaedalaurez
        December 10, 2012 at 7:01 pm — Reply

        I guess her production company and her foundation are being run in the same alternate universe.

        In that same alternate reality, she’s Oprah, only married too!!

      • Shevonne
        December 10, 2012 at 10:28 pm — Reply

        Did you peep the side eye Nene gave her at the table when she mentioned her Hollywood career? LAWDT!

        • Frenchy
          December 11, 2012 at 11:44 am — Reply

          Girl yesssss!!!!! I surely expected Luvvie to add that in here. She must have been too excited to see KimRoy leave. Anywho, Nene threw hella shade at old girl Kenya, who kept mentioning her Hollyhood association. I fell straight back, feet in the air when Miss Leakes said she had an album coming out right after Kenya mentioned her “pro-duck-shin compnee”, that’s all that is. Nene got so much shade to give.

  17. MBS
    December 10, 2012 at 12:00 pm — Reply

    Someone needs to slide Kenya some Fanta so she can quench that thirst of hers.

    Women like her don’t give two dambs bout boundaries until ish happens to them, then they behave like someone stole the last piece of meat out their pot.

    Phaedra irks me. She can wear a sliver of string betwixt her arse, yet she clams up when it’s time to set that desperado straight. Girl get cho life!

    • December 10, 2012 at 5:35 pm — Reply

      Yes. Kenya is PARCHED. She needs to guzzle some sprite and obey her damb thirst.

  18. Bridgette
    December 10, 2012 at 12:37 pm — Reply

    I just died when you called Walter, Moesha’s daddy. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

    But as for Kenya, word on the street is that Walter dated 3 years ago and then they broke up. When you made the move to ATL she texted Walter asking him to “play” her boyfriend on the show. And from her and his actions, I believe this story.

    Anywho Kenya is batshit crazy and I’m just waiting for the right housewife to snatch her wig.

  19. BlackBerry Molasses
    December 10, 2012 at 1:05 pm — Reply

    Kenya irks me. She always has. I was waiting for Phaedra to forget her testimony and snatch her bald headed. You DO NOT openly flirt with someone’s husband. Just ew. I knew something was up with her and Walter from the first episode… something about them didn’t curl all the way over. Come to find out they have a fake relationship? Messy, messy, messy.

    I saw her in an interview on the Wendy Williams’ show and she had some snide remarks about the status of Phaedra and Apollo’s marriage. Quite frankly, their marriage is none of her gotdamb business. The hallmark of a thirsty, messy wench. I knew then she was scheming and Phaedra better have checked Apollo HARD for even entertaining this trollop.

    No sane man is going to take someone who behaves like that as a wife. Yep, I said it.

    • December 10, 2012 at 5:34 pm — Reply

      At least they’re married. all Kenya got is a boyfriend who doesn’t seem to wanna touch her w/ a 10 foot pole. She’s salty.

  20. December 10, 2012 at 2:10 pm — Reply

    Kenya’s thirst and desperation smelled like a bad fart that got stronger and stronger. And folks started to take notice. I don’t even understand why men entertain such foolishness. And Phaedra looked like she just walked off a 2 Live Crew video shoot in that black net and thong. It was mostly for Kenya though

  21. Iodoc2b
    December 10, 2012 at 2:22 pm — Reply

    The whole Kenya storyline is all fake. Walter gave an interview with Atlanta’s V-103. So….Kenya is desperate for any man, but she would be as Smokey from Friday says “knocked the *%$ out!

    http://blogs.ajc.com/radio-tv-talk/2012/12/10/kenyas-boyfriend-tells-v-103s-frank-wanda-it-was-fake/?icid=buzzlink

    • December 10, 2012 at 5:33 pm — Reply

      Look at her life, look at her choices.

      • December 10, 2012 at 7:46 pm — Reply

        Kenya needs a sassy gay best friend who helps her examine her choices: http://www.secondcitynetwork.com/shows/sassy-gay-friend/

        • Taj Mahal
          December 10, 2012 at 9:45 pm — Reply

          YES! Him! Someone find him! lol
          He should just pop up every time Kenya starts to attempt some fuckery.

          “What are you doing?! What, what, what are you doing?” LOL If you don’t know this skit, get hip.

  22. December 10, 2012 at 3:17 pm — Reply

    Point blank…Kenya needs to keep that tired, tattered, bi-polar snooch to herself.And get some therapy.

    • December 10, 2012 at 5:33 pm — Reply

      Everytime you say “snooch,” iCackle. EVERY TAHM!

      • December 10, 2012 at 6:51 pm — Reply

        Just trying to be polite. (._.*} ‘Cause I’m a lady…

  23. December 10, 2012 at 5:19 pm — Reply

    God bless Phaedra. Kenya woulda been stabbed all kinda times if that were me. Laaawd. I’m getting high blood pressure just thinking about it.

    • December 10, 2012 at 5:33 pm — Reply

      Kenya’s an ol’ disrespectful broad. She got one coming.

  24. December 10, 2012 at 5:34 pm — Reply

    Kenya is absolutely ridiculous! I actually liked her before the season started and was even excited to see her on TV and not a straight to DVD movie. But she has disappointed me since the opening credits. Her begging to have babies and be married scares me and I’m not even f*cking her. She is totally going to scare Walter away. He already seems uninterested. She seems to get a lil liquor in her system and shows her TRUE colors.

    • December 10, 2012 at 6:58 pm — Reply

      I last saw her DVD in the bin that sits next to the clearance shelf of DVDs. She should just go the David Talbert gospel play route and call it a day.

      “Mama I Wanna Twerk for Jesus!” Starring Leon, Kenya Moore, and Stoney Jackson.

      • MimiLuvs
        December 10, 2012 at 7:22 pm — Reply

        At the mere mention of “Stoney Jackson” I laughed so hard that there’s a pain in my chest now. I think one of lungs has collapsed. If I die in my sleep, I am going to haunt you and do all kinds of annoying sh** like leave cartons of ice cream out, keep lifting up toilet seats and playing random gospel songs off your stereo during the inappropriate times.

        • December 10, 2012 at 7:43 pm — Reply

          If you die I will honor you by wearing the hat that Phaedra had on in the picture I saw from last night. And then commission Tyrese to paint a black velvet portrait of Kenya wearing her Miss USA crown while drinking Crown.

          You’re welcome.

  25. MimiLuvs
    December 10, 2012 at 7:25 pm — Reply

    I have a few relatives who are a part of the beauty pageant circuit, which lead me to this belief.
    I always held onto this belief that beauty queens are crazy. These women may appear to poised, classy and graceful on stage/public appearances, but these futter-nutters are nuttier than a fruitcake. They have more ratcheticity than any booga-wolf and scallywag combined.

    • Tee
      December 10, 2012 at 11:33 pm — Reply

      “Ratcheticity” – making a mental note to use that as my own. Thank you kindly!

  26. Taj Mahal
    December 10, 2012 at 7:43 pm — Reply

    Watching it again, because I missed the first 5 minutes. Cynthia said “We all have kids…well except for you, Kenya…”

    I mean, Cynthia pulled the shade and the blinds! Then they cut to Kenya as she does a product placement for WOMP face cream of Girl Saddown & Co. Enterprise.

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