Whoever thought the couples trip to Anguilla on Real Housewives of Atlanta was a good idea is either naive, or thought it was the perfect recipe for drama. I’m pretty sure it’s the latter and they were right. It wouldn’t be terrible if Kenya wasn’t invited but since she is, drama ensues. And I wonder how no one has dragged her yet. But before that, something awesome happens
Bye, Kim! – The episode starts where last one left off. Kim walks out on the girls at brunch for calling her out on her shady absence. When she gets outside, Kroy is waiting in the car for her and I wonder if she was planning to bounce early all along. The cameramen keep filming and Kroy tries to stop them, talmbout “you’re gonna get a fucking lawsuit.” Ummm for what??? Kim is wack and he’s an enabler. I’m glad she’s gone. As Nene said, “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you. Right up your ass.” iLive for her shade. And then there were 6.
Kandi’s Mama’s Truth – Kandi tells her mom what happened at brunch, and Joyce asks her what she expects from Kim. She’s the same person who got her mama escorted out of her own wedding last year. Only people Kim cares about are her kids and Kroy. Womp.
Peter and Two Ladies – Peter and Cynthia go to dinner, expecting to enjoy the evening with Porsha and Kordell. But only Porsha shows up because Kordell is busy. They invite the Williams on the Anguilla trip, but when Porsha finds out that Kenya invited herself and will be going too, her face was priceless.
Departure Gate – They meet up at the airport, and Kandi shows up by herself because Todd couldn’t make it. But a couple of minutes later, he shows up, completely surprising her. And Walter shows up in white knee shorts and what looked like KSwisses. He really IS Frank, Moesha’s daddy.
Anguilla Arrival – They land and have to take a boat to Anguilla. Somehow, Kenya ends up steering the boat and she did kick off the fun by making it a terribly frightening ride. When they hit land, Peter had arranged for them to be picked up to head to the hotel. Peter got an Escalade for him, Cynthia, Nene and Gregg and then put everyone else on the bus. Shade.
On the bus ride, Kenya is badgering Walter with marriage questions, wondering if he’s gonna propose to her on the trip. I can answer that right now: HELL NAWL. Phaedra gives us biblical shade with “The Good Book said it’s a good thing for a man to find a wife. Not for a woman to hunt down a man. Like a dog on a bone.” YES, GAWDT!
Room Assignments – They get to the hotel and the couples are shown to their rooms. Kenya starts whining because hers doesn’t have a tub. GIRL YOU WEREN’T E’EM ‘POSED TO COME ON THIS TRIP! GET YOUR LIFE! She needs to be grateful that she didn’t end up on a couch. As she complains, Walter asks her if she’s taken her meds and iHollered.
The rest of the couples are happy with their accommodations. Phaedra and Apollo got TWO tubs in their rooms. Maybe Kenya’s got misplaced in theirs (-__-). Peter and Cynthia have the true master suite. The rose petals on the bed e’em had them feeling frisky. OWWWW! I like them two more now.
Poolside Party Side-Eyes – They meet by the pool that night and Apollo comes shirtless and oiled up. His body is mighty nice and Kenya notices, of course. As he stands by the pool, she pushes him in, starting a flirt session that made everyone uncomfortable. He gets out the pool, picks her up over his shoulders and jumps in with her. AFTER copping some feels. Both of ‘em were hella inappropriate. Ugh.
The Day After – Their first full day in Anguilla kicks off with breakfast. Phaedra comes downstairs rocking a thong and fishnet shirt, showing off all her buns! It was a sign to Kenya saying “I got the donkey and this man. Stand down.” But GAHT, Phaedra is smuggling 2 oompa loompas back there. MY GOODNESS!
They take another boat ride, which Nene is apparently over. “Why I gotta catch a boat to get me on a boat to go on another boat to take me to a boat?” HA! The couples split and enjoy alone time on the beautiful island, and Kenya keeps up her marriage nagging. As she and Walter stand in the water, she asks him when they will be getting married. She even suggests they elope and do it there and his response is a coughing fit. Anyone else would take this to mean “NAWL, boo.” But Kenya takes it to mean “I’ma just ask again later.” Poor unfortunate soul.
Meanwhile, Todd and Kandi are enjoying each other’s company over drinks with the names “F*ck me sideways.” “F*ck me up” and “panty dropper.” Anguilla is about that life, huh?
Twerking in Anguilla – Phaedra plans an evening with cultural entertainment for the RHOAers and it’s a group of dancing girls. After the performance, they all get up to dance. Peter is shaking his money maker with Cynthia behind him when Kenya bends down in front of him and makes her ass vibrate. ON PETER!!! What. is. her. life??? You can’t be making it clap on someone else’s hubby like this! Disrespectful as all the hell!
She flirts with any man in a 5-mile radius, including one of the Anguilla staffers named Jeff. All this in front of Walter. She says she wants to get him jealous but he never gets riled up. Ma’am, it’s because he doesn’t give half of a damb about you. THAT’S WHY.
Kenya is Classless – As if that wasn’t bad enough, she goes to Phaedra and asks “If you had to give Apollo a birthday present and it involved 2 of your friends, name the 2.” Kenya is missing more than a couple of screws. iSweaterGAWD. No one with sense would think that question was appropriate! I wanna tell her:
The episode ends as Phaedra tells her to go on somewhere, in as nice of a way as possible. That woman is a saint. Kenya needs to get her wig, eyebrows and her sideburn hair snatched because she knows no boundaries. Gahtdamb classless wonder. That child couldn’t have couth if it was offered to her in ass injections. (-__-) Kenya ain’t the right kind of bitch. Word to Nene.
Whooo… iCan’t. What would you do if you had a friend like Kenya? Or even an associate?
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