I tell ya. People are getting too big for their britches nowadays and they clearly need to be snatched back into their lanes. This latest sternly-worded letter was earned by Caroline Wozniacki, tennis player and consummate loser.
Dear Caroline Wozniacki,
Girl, you REALLY tried it. You tried it so hard that your failure is embarrassing. How DARE you have the unmitigated gall and the ginormous proverbial balls to mock Serena Williams’ body on the tennis court. HOW DARE YOU? You stuffed your bra and bottoms to imitate ‘Rena, who has wiped the tennis court with your tears on more than one occasion and I am here to tell you that you’re an asshole.
This is atrocious and I’m appalled. APPALLED. You really stepped on the court like this to laugh at someone’s physique. When did the tennis court become the set of Saturday Night Live? Furthermore, who told you this would be cute? Lemme guess. You were just having a good time. You and the rest of the people who laughed along with you.
You’re classless for this. And it shows nothing less than your envy. This is a bitch move, ma’am. If you want to imitate Serena, then how about you start winning tennis championships and making that court your throne to rule? How about you break all sorts of tennis records? How about you walk in a room and turn every head because your presence is just that amazing?
Instead, you wanna stuff paper into your underwear to point and laugh at a peer. Nay. A SUPERIOR. Because before I even saw this picture, I had no idea who you were. And that must be your problem. Your mediocre ass needed attention since your tennis skills weren’t bringing you enough.
And yes, this reeks of racism. My girl Bassey says she feels like this has a Sarah Baartman/Venus Hottentot feel to it and I agree. You’re mocking Serena for having curves. You could only DREAM of having the body you’re laughing at, instead of the Spongebob Squarepants one you’re rolling around with. From a FELLOW SKINNY girl to another, please know you’re out of line for this. Serena is a brickhouse and you’re a boring shack. WOMP.
AND I BET you wouldn’t have done this if Serena was in the building. You might have gotten dragged by your eyebrows. You were only woman enough to do this in her absence. Punk shit, Caroline.
You are a hater. Nothing but a big ol’ hater!
You owe Serena Williams an apology. And if you want the body she has, go pay for it. Instead of playing bald-headed ass games. Are you 12??? I bet you still enjoy when boys throw spitballs at you to show their interest. You immature, ignorant haterbish. Green is a terrible color on you.
Get your life.
Folks are talmbout Caroline and Serena are friends so ha ha ha. HA HA HELL! My friends don’t make fun of my body on a grand stage like this. WOMP.
Also, folks are saying this is what they do a lot at exhibition matches. So we shouldn’t be mad. Oh so it’s a tradition? AWESOME! That means it’s perfect like ALL traditions are, right? O___O
So whatcha’ll think of Caroline and her boolsheet?
Also read: Serena Williams’ Body is NOT A Costume by Jessica of Speaker’s Corner in the ATX.
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- Serena Williams Is Not a Costume « Speaker's Corner in the ATX (scATX) | December 11, 2012
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