Two people I haven’t paid much attention to are getting some attention today, and I am here to write one of them a sternly-worded letter. Rob Kardashian, the Patron Saint of Ain’t Ever Did Shit went on a Twitter rant against his ex-lady he was seen with Rita Ora, also known as Lighter Rihanna to everyone. By everyone, I mean me. And he deserves to be told to have ALL the seats. So here I am.
Dear Rob Kardashian,
Sir. SIR. It’s clear that you’re hurt. You took to Twitter to go IN on Rita Ora, calling her all types of whores for supposedly cheating on you with 20 guys in the year y’all were together. Your goal was to shame her and put her on blast but what it did was make you look like the diva bitch that you are, above all else.
This (now-deleted) rant is a mess.
And I have things to say.
First of all, Rob. I don’t believe you. You need more people. Did Rita REALLY cheat on you with 20 guys or are you just being a diva bitch and making up lies about her? She clearly does not give a damb about you and you’re butthurt about it. This number 20 is really convenient, ain’t it? Not 14. 15. 16. But TWENNY. I’m sorry but a scorned lover is no one to tell someone’s story.
And then, I wanna know if you and Rita Ora were REALLY together. Were y’all? Shoo, homegirl might be somewhere going “We ain’t e’em go together. We were just talking.” I have a hard time believing that anyone would be all “Yeah, Rob Kardashian’s my boyfriend” with pride. Seeing as how you’re Tommy from Martin and ain’t got no job AND you’re an asshole. I bet you were the only one in a relationship while she thought y’all were just “dating.” MMHMM. In fact, this is the only pic I found of them together:
I’ve had more intimate looking pics with my best friend. NAWL.
Also, Rob, you might be the LAST person to wanna call someone a whore. For reasons. You’re on Twitter trumpeting your cause as the wronged boyfriend who fell in love with a girl with loose morals and standards. You don’t have the right to call someone a hoe, sir. I ask you to look around your Thanksgiving table and govern yourself accordingly. While you’re throwing that word around, some of your kin have made a career from what folks consider hoe-ish activities. I’m not saying but I’m just saying. (-_-)
Either way, you’re on that ultimate boolsheet. You even got people calling her “Rita Whora” and turning it into a worldwide trending topic. You need to tuck in your butthurt because it is showing and it’s not a good color on you. Stop crying about this on Twitter and go get drunk with your boys or something.
You just seem embarrassed because that woman wasn’t here for you or your prolly wack stroke game. And she got some from someone else. Don’t be mad, Rob. DO BETTER. And watch pr0n for tips.
I just find it really annoying how fast people throw “hoe” around when THEY’RE the ones who should have the word tatted on their foreheads.
If Rita Ora really slept with 20 guys in a year, I hope she was being safe with all’em. Otherwise, whatevs. It’s her Love Pocket. And I am not here to call her a hoe because of one dude who feels slighted by her. And I’m not pleased that other people are doing the same.
To the women calling Rita Ora a whore, you should be ashamed of yourself double time. To the men calling Rita Ora a hoe, please know your sisters, aunts and cousins might fall under the same criteria. And for you, Rob. Your last name is Kardashian, and that is not Greek for “virgin mother.” OOP.
Yours in side-eye,
So what do y’all think about his? Doesn’t Rob need to have ALL the seats???