This Chanel Tattoo is What Failing At Life Looks Like (It Ain’t Diamond’s Afterall)
Are we moving backwards as a human race? Very possibly. Everyday I see examples to confirm this and Diamond’s Chanel ass tattoo is some strong proof. First of all, I’d like to say that I don’t e’em know WHO this Diamond chick is. One of my readers sent me the picture below and I had to Google her to find out that she’s a rapping hoodrat who’s dating Souljah Boy, the rapping geiko. But just look at what she has done to herself.
Edit: So this tattoo isn’t Diamond’s aferall. She just posted it.
Yes. You are seeing correct. This chile went and got a tattoo of pannie drawls. With Chanel’s Cs logo on it.
*deepest sigh ever*
Where do I even begin, Lawd?!?
Single Black female addicted to retail took Kanye’s line too seriously and showed her addiction through this tattoo in the most tacky way possible. Coco Chanel ain’t die and leave us No.5 for dummies to tattoo her emblem on their yanshes! She sho’ll did not!
When your mama gave birth to you, her dream for you was the opposite of this picture. When you were being breastfed, your mama never thought you’d one day deface your body with ink panties bearing the trademarked logo of a luxury brand. No. She surely didn’t.
What kinda degenerate crap is this? Who told her this was a good idea? I bet you she was like “yo, this finna be so RAW. Bitches gon be mad as hell!” Yes, Diamond. Bitches ARE mad as hell. Mad that your dumbass made this piss poor decision. I mean, it’s her body but still… NAWL.
Also, who was the tattoo artist that agreed to this? He/she must have NO damb artistic integrity. Not only is the tattoo a bad choice for permanent body content, but it’s also terribly done. This tattoo artist musta trained at the Everest College for Tattoo Artists Who Weren’t Good Enough To Make It.”
This is just terrible. It’s an epic fail! She’s about to grow old, gray and wrinkled with an ass that has fake panties tatted on it. By the time she’s 80, her butt is gonna look like a sack of black beans. I don’t e’em… iCan’t.
Folks gotta do better.
Well there IS one silver lining here. Diamond is from Atlanta, the mecca of ass injections. At least we know she didn’t get any. Although if she wanted to, she might have the right. She ain’t got NO BOOTY! Gaht! She’s the anti-Serena.
Chile, y’all gotta start having serious talks with your cousins because they’re outchea living life wrong.
So ummm… I’ma let y’all say whatchu gotta say because I know you got thoughts. And feelings of roast. *lets the roast gates open*
Edit: Soooo apparently, this isn’t Diamond with the tattoo. Folks say she just posted it to make fun of someone. So now I wonder who has failed life like this?