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Lenny Kravitz and His Ginormous Scarf

Lenny Kravitz has always marched to the beat of his own drum and I ain’t mad at him for it. But sometimes, I do wonder what goes through his head when he puts on certain things. Like:

Lenny Kravitz Giant Scarf

Lenny Kravitz is rocking a damb duvet around his neck like it makes sense. It don’t. Where is he going and how cold is it gon be wherever that is? Reg’lah people would wear a thicker jacket. NOT LENNY. Mr. Kravitz figures if he rocks a crocheted blanket, he gon be JUST FINE.

Him and Lauryn Hill must always wanna make sure they’re ready for the apocalypse because they insist on wearing ALLA clothes at once. ALLTHECLOTHES!

Even Atlas would say this damb scarf is too heavy. Negro carrying the weight of the world in crochet on his shoulders. FOR WHY??? Harriet already toiled in the underground railroad for us! LAY YOUR BURDENS (and that scarf) DOWN, LENNY!

Lenny prolly has improptu picnics in the park. Walking around with a blanket around his neck. You never know when sammiches need to be ate on grass so I guess he’s prepared for anything that comes his way.

And that thing looks like it itches. It doesn’t look comfortabo in the least bit. But do your thing, Mr. Kravitz!

Whatcha’ll think of Lenny’s giant scarf?

P.S. I’m so glad Lenny never dated Erykah Badu. Can you imagine them two together? They might start a crochet religion. O_o

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68 Comments

  1. CapitalKayPea
    December 11, 2012 at 7:13 am — Reply

    GodBlessHim…

    you know he has a ginormous head, right? it balances.him.out! he would have had to wear 6 normal scarves to get the same effect. plus, the jacket, i see, is realnice. one can only wear realnice jackets if they are OPEN. hence the need for ginormous scarves, oui/non?

    • numbah5
      December 11, 2012 at 9:24 am — Reply

      see now this makes all the sense…he needs that duvet to balance his proprotions…and for real, who gon check him boo?

      • December 11, 2012 at 11:31 am — Reply

        No one’s gon check him. I know yall think he’s FAHN so…

    • December 11, 2012 at 11:29 am — Reply

      LOL at his ginormous head. MAYBE his head just looks ginormous b/c of his hair? IDK.

    • Paddy
      December 17, 2012 at 12:55 pm — Reply

      Damn you look exactly like a chick I hooked up with last month… Are you from Mauritania?

      • December 17, 2012 at 3:56 pm — Reply

        Ratchet.

        • Eb
          November 23, 2014 at 9:11 am — Reply

          I’m #VernaDead!

          • tristan
            November 23, 2014 at 8:14 pm

            Waittttttttt?!?!?!? #Vernadead ???? I now catch myself and my breath! I need an inhaler if I go be on this website regulahhh

        • Tristan
          November 23, 2014 at 8:11 pm — Reply

          Ratchet squared

    • Sheritta Morrow
      November 24, 2014 at 10:08 am — Reply

      Maaaan I am in tears this shhhht is hilarious I literally have tears in my eyes this made my morning but not gonna lie I actually like the concept smh! Still laughing at he might wanna have a picnic in the park and the Lauren Hill and Eykura Badu comment smh im holding my stomach cause it hurt from laughing loved it….

  2. Kristof Claes
    December 11, 2012 at 7:15 am — Reply

    There should be some sort of dress code that when you wear a scarf as big as that, your cap should be in proportion to it.

    • December 11, 2012 at 11:29 am — Reply

      LOL Right! Something else he’s wearing needs to be huge to match that scarf.

  3. December 11, 2012 at 7:32 am — Reply

    Well at least if you go on a date with him, you gon be just fine when the chills set in. Duvet alla scarf gon wrap you up like a cocoon. I’m feeling the scarf solz. Plus it doubles as the sofa throw, Whatchutalkingbout. :)LOL

    • December 11, 2012 at 11:29 am — Reply

      This is true. This scarf is versatile. It can also be a place rug.

  4. Malaika Ms Bonafide
    December 11, 2012 at 7:55 am — Reply

    Umm no I think this is the channel throw from his couch I’m not fooled but it looks nice.

    • December 11, 2012 at 11:30 am — Reply

      LMAO at “I’m not fooled.”

  5. prettyricki3749
    December 11, 2012 at 8:19 am — Reply

    What a nice comforter he has used as a scarf.

    • December 11, 2012 at 11:30 am — Reply

      Right? Methinks this blanket is nice too.

  6. Shevonne
    December 11, 2012 at 8:24 am — Reply

    I almost cackled myself to def @ even atlas would think this damb scarf is too heavy. But on a serious note, only Lenny can pull this look off. He’s just THAT sexy!

    And I will pray on him and Badu getting together. Weird couples give me a reason to live :)

    • December 11, 2012 at 11:30 am — Reply

      No. Erykah and Lenny together would just be too much. TOO MURCH.

  7. December 11, 2012 at 8:29 am — Reply

    Luvvie!!

    *I have no more words. Too busy cracking up*

  8. Neets
    December 11, 2012 at 8:49 am — Reply

    If Linus was real, this is how he would wear his blanket.

    • December 11, 2012 at 11:31 am — Reply

      LMAOOOO!!! You mean Lenny got a security blanket he rocks? This is possible.

    • Randomly Jazzy
      December 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm — Reply

      ohmygawd If I didn’t just stifle myself to control the laughter.

  9. December 11, 2012 at 10:46 am — Reply

    They are supposedly tapping him to play Marvin Gaye in his biopic. I like Lenny, but no sir I do NOT approve. But they ain’t ask me, so…(._.*}

    Lenny always looks like he smells like patchouli – just gets up, puts his 18 pairs of pants back on, and jets. I bet you will know he was once in the room, because his fragrance will linger.

    • December 11, 2012 at 10:48 am — Reply

      Does he even “rainch” off after sex, or just walk around smelling like day-old humping?

      • December 11, 2012 at 11:32 am — Reply

        *DEAAAAD* Roz, you gotta go. LMAOOOO!

      • Nikki Bee (@nikkib1920)
        December 12, 2012 at 8:32 pm — Reply

        Ok, Ion even remember what the hell I was gonna say.

        Roz, did you say RAINCH?? And I knew what you meant??

        Lawd, play some good music at my funegro. I’m slain.

        Bwhahahahahaaa

    • December 11, 2012 at 11:31 am — Reply

      LOL you know Lenny prolly smells like incense oil and old encyclopedias.

      • Tristan
        November 23, 2014 at 8:21 pm — Reply

        You ent eva tell a lie Luvvie… You know how Britannica been smelling! A whiff of 3 year old Brittanica pages and you just give up on your homework h’immediately. It makes you decide to re-write what you think you know about the Holler-caust cause you got a deadline and your nostrils not about that kind of therapy.

  10. Jahmaiah
    December 11, 2012 at 11:09 am — Reply

    He misses his locks, had them knit into this scarf. Womp.

    • December 12, 2012 at 4:27 am — Reply

      iCackled!!!!

    • candigirlindmv
      December 12, 2012 at 9:14 am — Reply

      iHollered! I was thinking THE SAME THING!!!

  11. Lalarochelle
    December 11, 2012 at 11:58 am — Reply

    Maaaaaaaan……. Lenny Kravitz could dress like CeeLo and STILL GET IT 8 DAYS A WEEK. With his fahn 50+ yr old self. Wooo

  12. Nicolettie
    December 11, 2012 at 12:06 pm — Reply

    I HOWLED at this entire post!! Dead @ Harriet already toiled in the underground railroad for us! LAY YOUR BURDENS (and that scarf) DOWN, LENNY!

  13. December 11, 2012 at 12:29 pm — Reply

    That “LAY YOUR BURDENS DOWN, LENNY!!” was the absolute end of me.

    I have difficulty wrapping my Pashmina so I could only imagine the amount of full body twirls he had to do to get this thing to sit just like so…

  14. IzzySez
    December 11, 2012 at 12:37 pm — Reply

    Look here Luvvie, I spent MONTHS crocheting all that for my booskie! He can wear it as a scarf, lay it down as a throw rug, or swaddle baby elephants! It is multi-functional and make with LOVE! Haterz ;)

    • IzzySez
      December 11, 2012 at 12:38 pm — Reply

      made*

    • December 11, 2012 at 12:40 pm — Reply

      LMAOOOO at swaddle baby elephants. That scarf surely does look like a massive mammal burp cloth.

  15. Khadijah
    December 11, 2012 at 12:56 pm — Reply

    *dead* at “crochet religion”

  16. December 11, 2012 at 2:04 pm — Reply

    Crochet religion though? lmao, i’m crying…

  17. December 11, 2012 at 2:24 pm — Reply

    Lenny & Badu would mean that Lenny is prepared just incase Badu decides to run around town naked. lol

  18. December 11, 2012 at 2:28 pm — Reply

    Hilarious post. I can see how one would think he looks ridiculous, but I think he (and the scarf) are dope. But that’s probably because I can totally see myself making/wearing it(in a slightly smaller version).

    I DIED at “duvet around his neck”!

    • December 11, 2012 at 9:06 pm — Reply

      Hilarious post – but Lenny is The Hotness no matter WHAT he’s wearing. He looks just fine to me – but then he always does!

      • candigirlindmv
        December 12, 2012 at 9:17 am — Reply

        He can do no wrong. I STILL play the video Again in slow motion when he comes out the shower. That thought makes me smile everytime I think about it!

  19. Tashieka
    December 11, 2012 at 2:28 pm — Reply

    this pic just makes me smile. its so ridiculous.

  20. December 11, 2012 at 6:47 pm — Reply

    *Teaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssss*

    I will have you know that it took me a good 7 minutes to get through this post; one minute to get mahself together after hollerin’, welping and weeping after each paragraph! You dumb Luvvie! lol

  21. December 11, 2012 at 11:30 pm — Reply

    It’s like he’s thinking ‘would you still smang if I wore the most ridiculous thing ever?’

    The answer is yes, of course

    • December 12, 2012 at 4:31 am — Reply

      Damn straight! All day, err’day!

  22. December 12, 2012 at 9:08 am — Reply

    …I’d still sit on his face…………

    ..and wrap the crochet scarf around me post-coitus. LOL

    • Scorpiona
      December 13, 2012 at 9:38 pm — Reply

      ^^YOU! *LMAO* Lenny could get it sideways, on a Tuesday lunch hour, when I’m supposed to be in a meeting. Naaah, who am I kidding? I’ll just take the day(s) off whenever he wanted. Then I’d crochet a fabulous fringe on his favorite duvet.

  23. MaameTiwaah
    December 13, 2012 at 5:17 pm — Reply

    A long time lurker ….I have a cold and look at that crunk crochet made me warm all over

  24. MaameTiwaah
    December 13, 2012 at 5:20 pm — Reply

    *looking*

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  26. michelle
    December 14, 2012 at 12:11 am — Reply

    I think i read this every day since you posted this… when i need a quick laugh i come back and read it again… there are so many funnies -one liners in this here post..that i dont know what to do with myself.
    Luvvie you are hilarious.

  27. December 14, 2012 at 10:23 am — Reply

    He fine doe

  28. The Eco Heiress
    December 14, 2012 at 11:05 am — Reply

    LMAO at “You never know when sammiches need to be ate on grass”. If you look closely it almost looks like a Quiznos back Lenny’s carrying…

  29. Master Pizza
    December 17, 2012 at 1:34 pm — Reply

    I worked with him on the Hunger Games and can confirm he is cool enough to get away with this.

    • December 17, 2012 at 3:55 pm — Reply

      Oh I have no doubt that he is. It’s just massive scarf.

  30. tonirags
    December 17, 2012 at 6:43 pm — Reply

    sitting at my computer cackling like a damn idiot!!!!

  31. Elaine
    May 2, 2013 at 7:37 pm — Reply

    Just one individual fringe would make a normal size scarf for us reglar folk. Just think of all the freezing people in Minske that could be warmed with that scarf. He needs to go to bed without dessert for owning that.

  32. Jess
    November 23, 2014 at 9:27 am — Reply

    That’s a really nice floor runner…..why did he decide to put it around his neck tho? *Puzzled look on face*

  33. Shay
    November 23, 2014 at 9:28 am — Reply

    Chileeeeeee! Lenny is over FIDDY YEARS OLD and he still looks like that?! I’d hold his hand, walk right on down the street with him, and pull a piece of that afghan to wrap myself in when I got cold! And wouldn’t care what nunna y’all thought about it…. LOL!

  34. November 23, 2014 at 11:16 am — Reply

    He probably read “The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy” and decided the scarfzilla would be better than a towel.

    I also imagined Mos Def looking him over from head to toe and gently saying, “What’s with you, man?”

  35. Sherry
    November 23, 2014 at 1:37 pm — Reply

    Chile, Lenny can wear as much or as little as he pleases… I’m ok with it. That man makes me swoon… Dayum.

  36. Meredith
    November 24, 2014 at 9:50 am — Reply

    Gurl he has started a trend.A$AP Rocky had on a twin size one at the AMA’s with a suit and I said “Somebody needs to explain this.”

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