Lenny Kravitz and His Ginormous Scarf
Lenny Kravitz has always marched to the beat of his own drum and I ain’t mad at him for it. But sometimes, I do wonder what goes through his head when he puts on certain things. Like:
Lenny Kravitz is rocking a damb duvet around his neck like it makes sense. It don’t. Where is he going and how cold is it gon be wherever that is? Reg’lah people would wear a thicker jacket. NOT LENNY. Mr. Kravitz figures if he rocks a crocheted blanket, he gon be JUST FINE.
Him and Lauryn Hill must always wanna make sure they’re ready for the apocalypse because they insist on wearing ALLA clothes at once. ALLTHECLOTHES!
Even Atlas would say this damb scarf is too heavy. Negro carrying the weight of the world in crochet on his shoulders. FOR WHY??? Harriet already toiled in the underground railroad for us! LAY YOUR BURDENS (and that scarf) DOWN, LENNY!
Lenny prolly has improptu picnics in the park. Walking around with a blanket around his neck. You never know when sammiches need to be ate on grass so I guess he’s prepared for anything that comes his way.
And that thing looks like it itches. It doesn’t look comfortabo in the least bit. But do your thing, Mr. Kravitz!
Whatcha’ll think of Lenny’s giant scarf?
P.S. I’m so glad Lenny never dated Erykah Badu. Can you imagine them two together? They might start a crochet religion. O_o