Leggings are comfortable. I get it. I like them too. But ever since the leggings as pants trend started like 4 or 5 or 6 years ago, people have been abusing it left and right. There are folks who rock it with cropped shirts, showing off all camel toe. And I be wondering if they have on draws or just unabashed love pockets.
Then there are the people who rock them a size too small so they look all squozed (yes, squozed) and foolish in them. They gotta take short breaths because deep ones might don’t make it in them smeggings (small leggings). You look a mess. And uncomfortable. Stop it.
And of course, there are the people who rock them in the most obnoxious colors. I’ve never seen a pair of cute lime green leggings. Not once. I’m looking at YOU, Nicki MiNAWL.
But I’ll take neon pink and green over flesh-toned leggings ANY DAY of the week. Why? For many reasons.
LAWD, JEEBUS! This is such a FAIL. Ew. Ew. EWWWW!!! There are just so many things wrong here.
Why would you wanna put on flesh-tone leggings? It’s automatically gonna make us all think of you naked. And if that’s your point, then you better not remind folks of swiss cheese. This is gross.
I had to do a double-take and ain’t nobody here for that. Ma’am, what is your life about? Why do you have these pants on outside? Why did you e’em buy these? Unless someone gave them to you for the FREE, there’s no excuse for you to own them.
Also, what I don’t like is
everything the wedgie. And everything. Just everything.
Y’all gotta stop legging abuse. It’s an epidemic. And we can all fix it. It’s 100% preventable. Here’s how:
* Buy leggings that are your size. YOUR size. Not the size you wish you were.
* Wear tops that will cover your camel toe. Or make sure you don’t have camel toe if you rock cropped tops
* Never wear flesh-toned leggings. Ever. No. Ok maybe in the house. Otherwise no.
If you follow these instructions, you can help put a stop to this epidemic of leggings abuse.
P.S. Meggings are now a thing. Yes. Men leggings. I say a big ass NO.
This has been a PSA brought to you by Y’all need to STAWP Enterprises.
Anywho, whatcha’ll think of legging abuse? What are some other ways we can stop it?