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Tom From MySpace Read Someone For Filth on Twitter

Note: This post was clearly supposed to be for yesterday but what had happened was

Loitering on Twitter pays off sometimes. Because if you do it at the right time for long enough, stuff will happen that’ll have you eating popcorn like Michael Jackson in Thriller. Last night, I sho’ll was at home like:

MJ popcorn gif

So what had happened was… remember MySpace? Mmmhmm. eHarmony before eHarmony even knew it needed to exist? Yes. The place where glitter wallpaper and heart cursors went to prosper? Yes you do. If you don’t, you’re a baby. Bless your heart. Are you sure you’re at the right place? iKeed. You’re welcome to stay.

Ennehweighs, Tom Anderson, everyone’s first friend (and founder of MySpace) has been chilling. Because at one point, MySpace lost its cool and folks jumped ship for Facebook. And even he quit the place. Now, it’s relaunching and it’ll be without the white t-shirt wearing friendly neighborhood tech multimillionaire. And he is not e’em worried.

He decided to weigh in on the Instagram  Terms of Service madness via Twitter yesterday, and someone threw shade at him. He proceeded to read them for filth.

MySpace Tom READ Twitter

OOP. WELP. GAHTDAMB, DAWG!

My dude Tom basically told this guy that he don’t need more people because he was sitting on half a billy 7 years ago as this random Twitter homeboy is working his fingers to the bone.

Well, damb. READ. READDDD THOMAS! He basically said “Don’t come for me, bro” and I am here for it. This was definitely his version of Oprah’s “And you, sir?”

Someone check on @Polotapia because he just got his wig snatched so proper and so cleanly that he might need hair plugs. His mentions were in SHAMBLES too. Ouch.

But Tom wasn’t done reading. NO, HE WAS NOT!

MySpace Tom Read

Not “More than the mona lisa bitch.” LMAO!!! But really. I’m fine with Tom keeping this old picture up. I don’t like change. And seeing a pic of him straightforward and not in a white t-shirt might freak me out. LET TOM’S PROFILE PIC BE GREAT. And the same.

It’s obvious that Tom is clearly out of dambs to give. It is a DAMB recession and he has a shortage. He is unable to shell out any extra dambs to anybody and I AM LOVING IT!

Can you blame him? If I was sitting on $580 million, I know I’d be walking around not giving a care or hoot either. Tom’s bio says “enjoying being retired.” Meanwhile, the rest of us are working like fat rats in the New York subway. Chile… he wins.

And I was wondering. Is Myspace Tom a straight or nah? Because he was throwing massive amounts of shade like he went to the RuPaul School of Wig Snatch. Whoooo! He’d make Nene Leakes proud.

nene Read Hunny gif

The moral of this story is: Don’t try it with Tom. He got mouth.

So whatcha think? Did you enjoy this lesson in mini draggage brought to us by the former CEO of MySpace? Because iLived.

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34 Comments

  1. blaqbird
    December 21, 2012 at 10:18 am — Reply

    hilarious! tom,i ain’t even mad atcha! $580 million!!! chile, please. i’d be snatchin alla wigs if someone even looked at me sideways.

  2. blaqbird
    December 21, 2012 at 10:19 am — Reply

    And can we talk about how incredibly adorable MJ was??? I mean, fo real???

  3. yonna
    December 21, 2012 at 10:19 am — Reply

    yes LORDT JEEZUS, he read them for their souls! I bet they wished today really was doomsday afterall, the way he came for them. There aren’t enough wall slides in the world to describe their pain.

    And yeah, Tom was my friend too. Let his white t-shirt be great. Shoot, with his retirement account, he can wear a brand new white tee everyday for the rest of his life and not care…who gon’check him, boo?

  4. Margaret
    December 21, 2012 at 10:23 am — Reply

    Game. Tom.

    Tom went IN didn’t he? Hahahaha

  5. jastar
    December 21, 2012 at 10:27 am — Reply

    Tom snatched dudes wig off do bad it made me want to delete my Twitter page.then he ended the other dudes life with “bitch”. I feel like tom dropped the Mic and gave the deuce and walked away.

  6. bridgettt
    December 21, 2012 at 10:29 am — Reply

    Tom read that dude like Great Expectations and I am here for it! Don’t come for Tom, Tom comes for you. And lemme tell you something else, if I had $580 million, I wouldn’t hold water. I’m gone run tell everythang. Every. Thang.

  7. Ace
    December 21, 2012 at 10:30 am — Reply

    Who woulda thunk’ Tom is a goon? I had no idea. I tweeted so much shade about him in the past, lemme go delete those. I do NOT want Tom to drag me by my weave across the internet. Noooope.

  8. Manda
    December 21, 2012 at 10:30 am — Reply

    IHollered when I saw it. I beg dude mentions were in shambles

  9. De'nina
    December 21, 2012 at 10:34 am — Reply

    ahahahahahha read hunnyyyyyy!!! i’m over here in tearssss this post just gave me life!!!!!!

  10. December 21, 2012 at 10:35 am — Reply

    Yeah, I live for witless people trying to be rude online but then getting read for filth. Anyway, Tom is gay. Back in my early MySpace days, he posted a bulletin…something to do with gay rights and in his opinionizing, he mentioned that it was an issue that was dear to him for obvious reasons, so apparently he’s open about it. You just gotta catch him at the right time. And clearly…no shade, but I don’t know any straight men who can read like this.

  11. Courtney
    December 21, 2012 at 10:47 am — Reply

    Oh Tom read them for filth!!! They should just deactivate their accounts, because I am sure that their friends are laughing them out.

    • Elle
      December 21, 2012 at 11:45 am — Reply

      The first guy Tom shaded DID delete his account!
      @myspacetom: the guy I answered back deleted his account. does that mean I win? #winning #myspacetom

      Hilarious.

      • keisha brown
        December 23, 2012 at 11:44 am — Reply

        haaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
        game. blouses.

  12. KemaB
    December 21, 2012 at 10:54 am — Reply

    That Micheal Jackson Gif is everything lol

  13. BE
    December 21, 2012 at 10:57 am — Reply

    That Bitch at the end was like a cyber slap. Lolol…loved it.

    PS: I am semi ok with MySpace coming back. But Hi5 needs to stay dead and buied below the earths crust.

  14. GoldenLady00
    December 21, 2012 at 10:57 am — Reply

    I received my entire LIFE from Tom!! These people are going to learn to stop trolling celebrities and successful folks on the internet just for shits, giggles, and laughs. Folks are snatching wigs and taking names!

  15. Jocelyn
    December 21, 2012 at 11:11 am — Reply

    Folks are petty. Nothing Tom said warranted all the hating no way. Folks just want to say something to stay relevant.

  16. December 21, 2012 at 11:36 am — Reply

    YASSSSS THOMASSSS!! YAAAASSSS!!

    I am here for all the wig snatchery in this here dancerie. *leyomi drops*

    • kristastic
      December 23, 2012 at 3:32 pm — Reply

      Just saying, I YouTube “Leyomi drop.”

      Thank you. Best youtube binge in recent memory!

  17. December 21, 2012 at 12:27 pm — Reply

    I turned into Tamar while reading this post. Every time I read one of the tweets, I was all, “ooh! He tried it!” Tom was reading those people! YES!

  18. nichole
    December 21, 2012 at 1:09 pm — Reply

    I had a MySpace for 1/2 a second before setting up camp at Facebook. In all of that 1/2 a second, I received a welcome email from Tom. He made himself and that white shirt known. I love it.

    And I love what he was dishing out yesterday. Tom is sitting in his mega-mansion (or on his own island) in his Santa boxers and white shirt schooling folks.

    They should have never played that game with Tom. He’s even blue checkmark verified.

    I can imagine Tom saying, “If you don’t know, now you know.”

    • TeeNikki
      December 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm — Reply

      PSST, I’s slow. What’s blue checkmark verified????

      • nichole
        December 21, 2012 at 4:14 pm — Reply

        It’s the way Twitter lets users know that the account is the real person and not an imposter. It’s mostly used for celebs and famous and/or rich folks.

  19. December 21, 2012 at 1:43 pm — Reply

    tom is cold lol

  20. TeeNikki
    December 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm — Reply

    He dropped the mic with a “SEXUAL WHITE CHOCOLATE!” and bounced. I think he and Oprah win the Wig Snatch Award for 2012.

  21. Maya
    December 21, 2012 at 8:42 pm — Reply

    Wow I am loving his attitude and I hope he continues to unleash the fury on Tom haters.

  22. Danni
    December 21, 2012 at 11:23 pm — Reply

    Glad I can load the site again just to say…

    DAAAYUUUMMMMMM!

    This Tom sounds like he would be fun to have drinks with and do a little people watchin’

  23. Ambar
    December 22, 2012 at 4:27 am — Reply

    I guess I am going to be the only one to disagree and I might get hated for it (hopefully not lol). While trolling is hella rude and annoying and if these people got dealt with then that is fine because they deserved it. BUT the difference between Tom’s response and Oprah’s is that Oprah did hers with class. She didn’t throw in any curse words nor did she throw around how much money she had. If he didn’t have all this money what would his comebacks be? If your fame and your money is all you can use as your defense then does that become who you are? And if so then you don’t have much substance as a person, do you? I guess what I’m saying is the majority of America has to work hard for what they make and look for that “half day off” and will never see that much money. So no need for Tom to throw it in others faces how much more he has. Because lets get real Steve Jobs was a damn genius with an extraordinary amount of money but that didn’t stop the cancer that took his life. People just need to keep it humble.

    • ab
      December 22, 2012 at 6:12 am — Reply

      and this is what is known as concern trolling.

      People dont need to do anything but what they want.
      Tom is not Oprah.
      Curse words are in the fucking english language. deal with it.
      hypotheticals are unnecessary, he HAS all the money he has.
      Tom worked hard to build his idea into a product and launch it. you think it was a fluke? go build your own and see how many times you skip sleep, coding into the night.

      Finally, he is being humble. dude ain’t changed his shirt in close to a decade.
      GTFOH with that asinine steve jobs comparison

      • Esq2b
        December 22, 2012 at 7:40 am — Reply

        iDed @ “.. dude ain’t changed his shirt in close to a decade” YES I do concur…

        I mean, class or no class it is what it is… If Oprah didn’t have a billi do you think she’d be able to put ninjas thru school? If you’re still trying to come up w/ the answer let me tell the answer is HELL NAWL… So the mere meantion of the capability to do so is the same thing as what Tom did in a much “growner” way… I mean Oprah ain’t gotta tell no body how much she got, if you don’t know O got bag u ded & O ain’t no spring chicken & I think her saying “bitch” on twitter would be bad for her image but for Tom… STRAIGHT WINNING… And I am here for it

      • dgrrl
        December 22, 2012 at 11:46 am — Reply

        ha!!! love it! “concern trolling”? lmao *repost* *retweet* get ‘em…

  24. December 22, 2012 at 8:13 am — Reply

    Tom is like “walk around da cluuuub, fuck errybody…”

  25. dgrrl
    December 22, 2012 at 12:01 pm — Reply

    Has Zuckerberg ever welcomed anybody? I think not, so I still got love for Tom even if I don’t ucks with ‘em no mo LOL. If Twitter had a myspace player, Toms song would be Dem Franchize Boyz “I slang in my white tee, I bang in my white tee”…

  26. January 8, 2013 at 10:23 am — Reply

    Haha Tom is the man, and his picture is what made him known ( beside Myspace ) the picture is creepy but people see it and are recognized like oh thats Tom “No Big Deal”

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