Michelle Obama’s Side-Eye to John Boehner is Everything
While I was running the streets yesterday after Inauguration stuff, folks emailed me, tweeted me, and Facebooked me the same link over and over again. It was to this Gawker post with Michelle Obama’s reaction to John Boehner trying to talk to her during the lunch.
I. GAHTDAMB. LIVE. Madame FLOTUS! You better give that hating ass dude the best side-eye you got. I LOVE IT!
Chile, what did he say to her? Whatever it was, she wasn’t here for it. AT ALL. In fact, it’s clear that she’s not here for him in the least bit! She looked at that man like “Dawg. We not cool. Lemme ‘lone so I can eat this food in peace. I ain’t messing with you. NOT TODAYYY!!!”
Seriously. This is so awesome that the word awesome packed up its bags, went home, took a nap, got well rested and came back so it can assume its position properly. I love the First Lady. She is clearly not the one to be messed with and John Boehner isn’t on her husband’s team so she is Sweet Brown to his boolsheet small conversation. SHE AIN’T GOT TAHM FOR THAT!
This side-eye is so proper that I want to award Shellie’s eyes with a certificate of achievement, a Nobel Peace Prize for Shade, and an NAACP Award. The Speaker of the House got Shaded for his Life. YESSS!
MICHELLE IS NOT TO BE BOTHERED! And I love her.
So, did y’all get everything you need from this First Side-Eye? Did it fulfill your spirit like it did mine? Because I’m saying. This is hilarious.